Don't go to Hawaii
Ex Tourist

Honolulu, HI

#1 Jan 8, 2013
I hear they have a homeless and drug problem. Prostitutes are spreading their legs everywhere, criminals are allowed to roam free and the taxes are insane.
alice

United States

#2 Jan 8, 2013
Not only are prostitutes spreading their legs, but they are also spreading monilialisis, chlamydia, syphilis, gonnorhea, and HIV.
FU Patrol

Canyon Country, CA

#3 Jan 8, 2013
alice wrote:
Not only are prostitutes spreading their legs, but they are also spreading monilialisis, chlamydia, syphilis, gonnorhea, and HIV.
...and hoof and mouth disease. Don't forget that one.

Joe Balls

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#4 Jan 8, 2013
Genital Warts for everyone!
District 1

Kapolei, HI

#5 Jan 9, 2013
Stay away!
Punish those ignorant, bigoted moke locals by keeping your dollars for Mexico and St. Thomas.
Punish Hawaii by staying away.
That'll show us.
Ouch.
District 1

Kapolei, HI

#6 Jan 9, 2013
alice wrote:
Not only are prostitutes spreading their legs, but they are also spreading monilialisis, chlamydia, syphilis, gonnorhea, and HIV.
Rowrrr. You had me at the legs...
Leeward LOLO

Honolulu, HI

#7 Jan 9, 2013
District 1 wrote:
Stay away!
Punish those ignorant, bigoted moke locals by keeping your dollars for Mexico and St. Thomas.
Punish Hawaii by staying away.
That'll show us.
Ouch.
I thought I heard a steel drum in Waikiki but have no been able to find it/them since. Memories of St. Thomas..........
Anybody seen them here recently?
Crime capitol

Honolulu, HI

#8 Jan 9, 2013
Hawaii is overrated, overpriced, overpopulated.
mad hatter

Charlotte, NC

#9 Jan 9, 2013
The land is pretty but the people are a different story
Leeward LOLO

Honolulu, HI

#10 Jan 9, 2013
mad hatter wrote:
The land is pretty but the people are a different story
Wanna bet??????????

Ever seen the 'Rock'???
Dikkstrict one

Honolulu, HI

#11 Jan 9, 2013
District 1 wrote:
Stay away!
Punish those ignorant, bigoted moke locals by keeping your dollars for Mexico and St. Thomas.
Punish Hawaii by staying away.
That'll show us.
Ouch.
Go tell um. Can you speak Japanese,Korean ,or Chinese? That what we want to see is comments about your unhappiness. It makes us locals happy. Who is stopping you from leaving yo mamma?
Guru

Canyon Country, CA

#12 Jan 9, 2013
Leeward LOLO wrote:
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I thought I heard a steel drum in Waikiki but have no been able to find it/them since. Memories of St. Thomas..........
Anybody seen them here recently?
...that was paufaggy banging her empty head on the hood of the cop car.
Jack

Paradise Valley, AZ

#13 Jan 10, 2013
Leeward LOLO wrote:
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I thought I heard a steel drum in Waikiki but have no been able to find it/them since. Memories of St. Thomas..........
Anybody seen them here recently?
Why you be needing some roachboy rimshots! Creme sodas are on the house.

“E HERE MAI FAKA 'OUTOU”

Since: Apr 12

Kanakaville, Wai'anae

#14 Jan 10, 2013
Yes don't come to Hawai'i. The moment you step outside of your hotel lobby you will probably get mobbed by a Filipino gang. And i don't even want to speak of what might happen if they're Samoans... Just some friendly advice from a native. (o:
Bing Bong

Flushing, NY

#17 Jan 16, 2013
Jack wrote:
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Why you be needing some roachboy rimshots! Creme sodas are on the house.
If you throw in a "Big Gulp" or a protein shake lolo will take you up on it for her diet.

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