George BUSH Jokes
GW is a Cocaine Cowboy

Honolulu, HI

#1 Apr 3, 2014
Trigger

Minneapolis, MN

#2 Apr 3, 2014
If you want to rip on the previous president then it's President Obama!

So let's rip on Obama!!
GEORGE BUSH is a Joke

Honolulu, HI

#3 Apr 3, 2014
Trigger wrote:
If you want to rip on the previous president then it's President Obama!
So let's rip on Obama!!
Go scout for fresh deer kills Snowmobile Boy.
GEORGE BUSH is a Joke

Honolulu, HI

#4 Apr 3, 2014
Q: Why can George W Bush run for a third term as president? A: Because the Supreme Court said if you count his vacation time, he's barely served one."
Q: Why did George Bush and Andy Card agree that Andy could no longer have a cabinent position?(Andy Card is the Chief Of Staff, who originally told George W Bush the country was under attack on 9/11) A1: Because he doesn't promote inhumane torture (Attorney General: Alberto Gonzales) A2: Because he didn't originally provide body armor to our troops in Iraq (Secretary of Defense: Donald Rumsfield) A3: Because he didn't fuck up the government handling of Katrina (Homeland Security Chief: Michael Chertoff) A4: He didn't expose any CIA Agents (Carl Rove) A5: He didn't shoot old men in the face (Vice President Dick Cheney)

Q: What did George Bush do when he heard about the devastation of Katrina? A: Out of force of habit he got out a copy of 'My Pet Goat' and started reading it
Q: What happened when George Bush said Global Warming is happening at a faster pace then he expected? A: A cabinent member pulled him aside and told him not to worry it's spring time.
Q: Why did George Bush free us from the green jackboot of the Kyoto Protocol. A: Global warming means better tans.
Q: What did George Bush say when asked about giving Amnesty to illegals? A: Its absolutely terrible when one loses their memory illegal or legal.
Q: Why did Dubya finally tell Karl Rove "Enough is Enough? A: He ruined the United 93 movie for him by leaking the ending .
Q: Why is George W Bush only speaking to the Amish? A: Because they are the only group not upset about the high gas prices!
Q: How do you know George W Bush is not planning on invading Iran? A: Hmm....he might very well invade Iran, but there won't be any planning involved.
Q: How does the Bush administration plan to fix social security? A: By taking the word SECURITY out of it.
Q: When meeting Chinese President Hu, how did George W say the two countries are growing closer? A1: Chinese are slowing being given the civil liberties, Americans take for granted A2: Americans are moving towards the Chinese system of spying on its people without warrants A3: Americans are utilizing the Chinese policy of putting people in jail without a fair trial A4: The Americans are talking about building a Great Wall (Mexico/America)
Q: Why did President Bush's second inaugural celebration cost $40 million? A: Because his twin daughters insisted on an open bar.
Q: Why is it alright for George W to start drinking again? A:'Well, why not? He's got everybody else drinking.'"
Q: What is George W Bush's new motto? A: Give me liberty or give me death." and if all else fails we'll send FEMA
Q: What's the sad truth about George W Bush's poll numbers? A: More people believe Elvis is alive then in George W.

Q:Why did Bin Ladin stop having sex with his wife? A:Because everytime he would spread her legs he saw Bush! submitted by: HI_ME_JACK

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/george...
GEORGE BUSH is a Joke

Honolulu, HI

#5 Apr 3, 2014
Q: Why can George W Bush run for a third term as president? A: Because the Supreme Court said if you count his vacation time, he's barely served one."

Q: Why did George Bush and Andy Card agree that Andy could no longer have a cabinent position?(Andy Card is the Chief Of Staff, who originally told George W Bush the country was under attack on 9/11) A1: Because he doesn't promote inhumane torture (Attorney General: Alberto Gonzales) A2: Because he didn't originally provide body armor to our troops in Iraq (Secretary of Defense: Donald Rumsfield) A3: Because he didn't fuck up the government handling of Katrina (Homeland Security Chief: Michael Chertoff) A4: He didn't expose any CIA Agents (Carl Rove) A5: He didn't shoot old men in the face (Vice President Dick Cheney)

Q: What did George Bush do when he heard about the devastation of Katrina? A: Out of force of habit he got out a copy of 'My Pet Goat' and started reading it

Q: What happened when George Bush said Global Warming is happening at a faster pace then he expected? A: A cabinent member pulled him aside and told him not to worry it's spring time.

Q: Why did George Bush free us from the green jackboot of the Kyoto Protocol. A: Global warming means better tans.

Q: What did George Bush say when asked about giving Amnesty to illegals? A: Its absolutely terrible when one loses their memory illegal or legal.

Q: Why did Dubya finally tell Karl Rove "Enough is Enough? A: He ruined the United 93 movie for him by leaking the ending .

Q: Why is George W Bush only speaking to the Amish? A: Because they are the only group not upset about the high gas prices!

Q: How do you know George W Bush is not planning on invading Iran? A: Hmm....he might very well invade Iran, but there won't be any planning involved.

Q: How does the Bush administration plan to fix social security? A: By taking the word SECURITY out of it.

Q: When meeting Chinese President Hu, how did George W say the two countries are growing closer? A1: Chinese are slowing being given the civil liberties, Americans take for granted A2: Americans are moving towards the Chinese system of spying on its people without warrants A3: Americans are utilizing the Chinese policy of putting people in jail without a fair trial A4: The Americans are talking about building a Great Wall (Mexico/America)

Q: Why did President Bush's second inaugural celebration cost $40 million? A: Because his twin daughters insisted on an open bar.

Q: Why is it alright for George W to start drinking again? A:'Well, why not? He's got everybody else drinking.'"

Q: What is George W Bush's new motto? A: Give me liberty or give me death." and if all else fails we'll send FEMA

Q: What's the sad truth about George W Bush's poll numbers? A: More people believe Elvis is alive then in George W.

Q:Why did Bin Ladin stop having sex with his wife? A:Because everytime he would spread her legs he saw Bush!

_____THERE YOUR Reading Glasses should work better now.______

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/george...
Clinton went after Bush

Honolulu, HI

#6 Apr 3, 2014
Former Presidents Bush and Clinton were flying in a Biplane over the Everglades watching President Obama and his family waterskiing, When Mr Bush states thats so nice watching Blacks and whites partaking and co-mingling in the Everglades.
After which Mr Clinton answers Bush: "Well I guess you dont know too much about alligator huntin in theses parts, Mr President!"
District 1

Kihei, HI

#8 Apr 4, 2014
Clinton's orifice of choice had no Bush.
Harry Buttehole Knew BUSH

Honolulu, HI

#9 Apr 4, 2014
District 1 wrote:
Clinton's orifice of choice had no Bush.
HUSH
District 1

Kihei, HI

#10 Apr 4, 2014
Harry Buttehole Knew BUSH wrote:
<quoted text>HUSH
Flush...
Guru

Los Angeles, CA

#11 Apr 4, 2014
George Bush the best POTUS EVER. Wish we could of hooked up as my mentor.
District 1

Kihei, HI

#12 Apr 5, 2014
Guru wrote:
George Bush the best POTUS EVER. Wish we could of hooked up as my mentor.
u getting hooked up with bush?
lovely...
George BUSH is a Joke

Honolulu, HI

#13 Apr 5, 2014
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

"Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb sh*t, it's Tony Blair!"

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