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Muliufi United States	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1 Aug 8, 2012 Judged: 1 http://m.hawaiinewsnow.com/autojuice... What do you call 25 Samoans? Tufaifala What do you call 27 Samoans? Tufaifalatuafalamoa
Mr Nasty Honolulu, HI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2 Aug 8, 2012 Judged: 1 1 Whats red and bubbly and smells like a monkey farted out an ulu? Anser: A samoan baby in a Microwave. Whats the difference between a Samoan Grandma and a trampoline? Anser: You take your work boots off when you jumping up and down on a trampoline. Hwo do you stop a Samoan Quadraplegic from drowning? Anser: You take your foot off his head. No offense to Samoan people I like samoans I think everyone should own one Bawaawahahahah!
Not Funny Honolulu, HI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3 Aug 8, 2012 Judged: 1 1 Muliufi wrote: http://m.hawaiinewsnow.com/aut ojuice?targetUrl=http%3A%2F%2F www.hawaiinewsnow.com%2F What do you call 25 Samoans? Tufaifala What do you call 27 Samoans? Tufaifalatuafalamoa In very poor taste.
Gun For Sale Honolulu, HI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #4 Aug 9, 2012 Judged: 1 How many Samoans does it take to kill an unarmed Hawaiian girl (at least 3) one to shoot her at close range and two to cover it up in court, the paid off lawyer and the lying witness.
Danny Ewa Beach, HI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #5 Aug 9, 2012 Judged: 1 What do you call a Samoan couch? Sofa
Danny Ewa Beach, HI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #6 Aug 9, 2012 Judged: 2 A Samoan driving his big SUV in a parking lot and pulls in a stall that has a sign that says "Compact Only". As the Samoan returns to his big SUV the mall security tells the Samoan "Hey, this stall is for compacts only". The Samoan replies back "Yeah, I ko in the store and I come pack".
Ulu-Pop Honolulu, HI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7 Aug 9, 2012 Judged: 3 Samoan father tells his son, Boy you getting too old and lazy! Now you go out and make something of yourself! So the Son comes back home first with a nice Hummer and his Family is very pleased. The next day he comes homes with a beautiful boat and announces he has just moved in a big house in Hawaii Kai! His Father is soo Happy and ask his son "Salle how did you get all this boy? and Salle said "Easy Dad tere was a sign on top the Hummer, boat and house that said "FOR SALE!"
Realest Bothell, WA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8 Dec 14, 2012 Lameee

HawaiianxFilipin o United States	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #9 Dec 15, 2012 Judged: 2 1 1 Samoans stink! Even after they shower, they still stink!
Leeward LOLO Mililani, HI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #10 Dec 15, 2012 HawaiianxFilipino wrote: Samoans stink! Even after they shower, they still stink! NOT SO!!!!!!!!!! At least the men do not stink.
Ifum Honolulu, HI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #11 Dec 18, 2012 Judged: 1 what do you call a cute samoan girl? lucky.
Hanabata Daze Houston, TX	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #12 Dec 18, 2012 Judged: 1 Q: Why do little Samoan girls put fish in their panties? A: So they can smell like the big Samoan girls. Q: What do you say to a Samoan guy in a thousand dollar Armani suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise?"
Hawaiianchicko Auckland, New Zealand	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #14 Jan 22, 2013 Judged: 1 HawaiianxFilipino wrote: Samoans stink! Even after they shower, they still stink! Look hus talking??
Katie Ka-rack Aiea, HI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #15 Jan 23, 2013 Judged: 1 I thought this thread was about Manti.
PROUD_SAMOAN Auckland, New Zealand	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #16 Saturday Apr 20 Judged: 2 1 1 Your mom stinks!!!
PROUD_SAMOAN Auckland, New Zealand	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #17 Saturday Apr 20 Judged: 1 F*** the Hawaiians!
Guru Scottsdale, AZ	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #18 Saturday Apr 20 Leeward LOLO wrote: <quoted text> NOT SO!!!!!!!!!! At least the men do not stink. Must of read that in the Readers Digest
bigpoi Since: Feb 13 61 Honolulu, HI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #19 Saturday Apr 20 Katie Ka-rack wrote: I thought this thread was about Manti. thats a good one
bigpoi Since: Feb 13 61 Honolulu, HI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #20 Saturday Apr 20 PROUD_SAMOAN wrote: F* the Hawaiians! yea f* da hawaiians!
bigpoi Since: Feb 13 61 Honolulu, HI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #21 Saturday Apr 20 so anyhow,how did god create a samoan? he sandblasted an ape.
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