I AM LOW T JACK AND I AM a DONKEYS D!CK!

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jack

Canyon Country, CA

#2 Jan 19, 2013
here I am choking on my donkey kong d!ck
jack

Canyon Country, CA

#3 Jan 19, 2013
I have my own definition of me on wiki:

"Here are the definitions according to the Mule Barn of jack:

Mule: A domesticated, hybrid animal that results from crossing a mare (female horse) and a jack (male donkey).
Donkey: A domesticated ass. AKA jack

Which, of course, begs the question "What is an ass?" Thankfully, Mule Barn also provides a definition of this particular animal.

Ass: A four-footed, hoofed mammal related to the horse, but smaller, with longer ears and a shorter mane, shorter hair on the tail, and a dark stripe along the back. Also know as jack ass.

So, it seems the aforementioned jackass is simply a male ass. The main difference between the jackass and the donkey is their domestication -- the ass is wild; the donkey is domesticated.
lol

Canyon Country, CA

#4 Jan 19, 2013
perfect description of the ahole jack.

“Cops are COOL”

Since: Mar 09

Zero tolerance for PUNK action

#5 Jan 19, 2013
ROTFLMAO!!! This thread is hilarious!!!

heeheehaha
Guru

Canyon Country, CA

#6 Jan 19, 2013
lol!!!!!!!!!!1

oh lordy,.....LOL!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha!!!
jack

Phoenix, AZ

#7 Jan 19, 2013
lol wrote:
perfect description of the ahole jack.
You better run you azzhole before I give you a good beating you little punk....
IM JACK THE DONKEYS DICK

Canyon Country, CA

#8 Jan 19, 2013
jack wrote:
<quoted text>You better run you azzhole before I give you a good beating you little punk....
I know Green Valley. Have a home near there. Don't call us, we will just show up.
Jack

Phoenix, AZ

#9 Jan 20, 2013
IM JACK THE DONKEYS DICK wrote:
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I know Green Valley. Have a home near there. Don't call us, we will just show up.
Please do ya chickenshit coward so I can smash your teeth out punk...
Lifer MP

Canyon Country, CA

#10 Jan 20, 2013
Bravely spoken.
have some respect

Honolulu, HI

#11 Jan 20, 2013
Jack wrote:
<quoted text>Please do ya chickenshit coward so I can smash your teeth out punk...
hey Ponk ass, cyber threats are a federal crime punishable by up to 5 years in prison and/or a 10,000 fine. youre too stupid to know that.
Jack

Phoenix, AZ

#12 Jan 20, 2013
have some respect wrote:
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hey Ponk ass, cyber threats are a federal crime punishable by up to 5 years in prison and/or a 10,000 fine. youre too stupid to know that.
Why don't you shut your mouth punk.....and butt out
lighten up

Honolulu, HI

#13 Jan 20, 2013
While we're talkin' donkey, here's my favorite one:

Since: May 11

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#14 Jan 20, 2013
lighten up wrote:
While we're talkin' donkey, here's my favorite one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =pmmsr7PAhWUXX
I had two donkeys when I was a kid. They were both smarter than Low T Jack from Arizona.
FOXHOLE

Canyon Country, CA

#15 Jan 20, 2013
Lifer MP wrote:
Bravely spoken.
That is right. Jack-ass doesn't realize that what goes around comes around.
Jack

Phoenix, AZ

#16 Jan 20, 2013
Yo green valley jack, how far are you from the US / Mexico border. Haven't been down that far in many a moon.
Jack

Phoenix, AZ

#17 Jan 20, 2013
Jack wrote:
Yo green valley jack, how far are you from the US / Mexico border. Haven't been down that far in many a moon.
About 35 miles pal.....what part of Phoenix are you from?

Since: May 11

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#19 Jan 20, 2013
Jack wrote:
<quoted text>About 35 miles pal.....what part of Phoenix are you from?
He's stuck in the ghetto called South Phoenix.

Since: May 11

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#20 Jan 20, 2013
Hey, Low T Jack, if you pay your electric bill maybe you can get your air conditioning back on and won't have to spend your day sitting in the local Cantina or walking around in Walmart.
Guru

Canyon Country, CA

#21 Jan 20, 2013
Joe Balls wrote:
Hey, Low T Jack, if you pay your electric bill maybe you can get your air conditioning back on and won't have to spend your day sitting in the local Cantina or walking around in Walmart.
...or licking the public restroom toilets for a little protein!

haha!!
LOW T JACKS NEIGHBORHOOD

Canyon Country, CA

#22 Jan 20, 2013
this is where jackass lives, under the shopping cart in the weeds.
http://www.azcentral.com/i/9/3/2/PHP506E05EA6...

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