I got fat.
Posted in the Virginia Beach Forum
#1 Sep 13, 2012
I went to Chespeake Sq Mall and went to Macys after that in Hampton.. and I don't mean I gained five pounds or went up one pants size. No, suddenly, in a matter of months, I was shopping in the cutely named "Women" (code word for fat at Macys and Targets) section of stores and buying pants that (gasp) had an "XXL" on the size label. For the first time in my life I had what my friend Rai beautifully described once as "coral pink stretch mark ruffles" and the rest of the world just calls stretch marks. My face, once adorned with hollows below the cheekbones, was suddenly round and moon-like. I was fat. I'm Patty, and this is a true message;
aka All-Beef Patty
#2 Sep 13, 2012
Move to New York. Bloomberg just ended fatness there. Problem solved!
#3 Sep 29, 2012
bllombery is a jew boy and he dont represent black enuff.
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