Then you sucked the Priest dry as usual.Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. The priest told him that he was welcome to do so, so the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear, as never before.
The shocked priest gave him the job! One Sunday, however, the boy ran straight toward the bell, face first, missed it completely, and fell off the tower to his doom.
A few minutes later, as he opened the day's services, the priest said, "My bretheren, I feel so badly, but I must ask you all whether anyone know this poor boy's name? I don't know him, but his face rings a bell."
One of the town's known, and most notorious, homosexuals stood up and said, "Reverend, he is my lover! His name is WTF!!!"