NJ man says bear mugged him for sandwich

[WRK926]

Was that a black bear or Yogi Bear. Either way, they made off with his picnic basket.

[Black]

How come the morning call is not reporting that it is a BLACK bear?

Jeez who do you think is responsible for most bear crimes? It isn't the polar bears it is the black bears.
They should do a better job of parenting! Instead of making our game wardens busy!

[pippySqueek]

Picky bear - leaving the vegetables. Sandwhich must have been made with Boarshead.

[BarelyThere]

The bear gave him a smack because he forgot the soda.

[Tom]

Better check to see if Mr. Rouwendal was high on anything. I think he was seeing things.. LOL

[Synister X]

Now this is real entertainment! Tired of reading about Hispanic's robbing banks and other businesses. I'd rather read about bears taking sandwiches.
Great stuff!

[T-Man]

Gee, if only he had a community center in his neck of the woods he wouldn;t be out on the streets looking for sandwiches to steal.

[Observer14]

Need to diversify NJs bear population by transporting them to areas lacking in bear diversity, like Paterson and Newark.

[Suzy cream cheese]

This stuff happens. I got raped by a giant rabbit once. Best part was I got pregnant and that year I didn't have to make any Easter eggs.

[wally]

Gee, its always the black bears stealing stuff, I never hear of white bears stealing!

[WhatTF]

Since when do bears mug people!? What next? Pick-pocketing bears? Bears caught shoplifting!? Molesting bears!?

[joe poli]

This song from my youth is appropriate to this story:

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

[no way]

wally wrote:

Gee, its always the black bears stealing stuff, I never hear of white bears stealing!

I agree the black bear families always have their kids out at all hours going through things! You never hear about polar bear families or grizzle bear families doing that.
Hey Black Bears, maybe we would have more respect for you if you learned to obey the rules!

[THE THRUTH]

HEY DPA IT WAS AN ATTACK NOT AN INCIDENT YOU AIRHEADS!

[THE MAD HATTER]

Suzy cream cheese wrote:

This stuff happens. I got raped by a giant rabbit once. Best part was I got pregnant and that year I didn't have to make any Easter eggs.

What kind of drugs where you using?LSD MAGIC MUSHROOMS ETC.

[unreal]

Wonder what kind of drug the guy was taking? Can't believe he fought the bear over a sandwich. Smokey gotta eat too ya know!

[Oh My]

Citizen Joe wrote:

So which is worse, a bear who wants a sandwich or an Allentownian transplant who wants your wallet and has a gun?

No difference, However the bear was spotted singing something in Spanish heading towards Newark!!! LOL

[BarelyThere]

no way wrote:

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I agree the black bear families always have their kids out at all hours going through things! You never hear about polar bear families or grizzle bear families doing that.
Hey Black Bears, maybe we would have more respect for you if you learned to obey the rules!

It's New Jersey - what rules?

Panda Bears are the worst - when they wake up.

[harry]

what kind of cemicals is this man on?hahahahaha that's the biggest joke I ever heard !!!!

[WakeUpPeople]

I remember in the olden days they only got Porage.