No need for embassies!
The New Cool Warrior

Dayton, OH

#1 May 8, 2013
Ross Perot also scared the crap out of the State Department and diplomats by saying that there was no longer any need for expensive foreign embassies [save for prestigious political patronage] since sailing ships had been replaced by modern methods of instant international communication to any and every nation that allowed, needed or wanted them, for business and diplomacy. Yes, big government and CIA lovers need them for jobs and cover. If you get into the middle of a bunch of backward barbaric brutal turd-world savages, including Moslem rag heads, they may in fact and in deed hate you enough to try and make you dead. Give them a phone call at the mosque or the mall, y'all!
The Duke of Hazard

Englewood, OH

#2 May 11, 2013
WHAT! No dinner parties and romance in Paris, France? Yeah, fat chance. I mean, you could and should expect some high-class-prostitution for a generous campaign contribution, at a nice foreign posting, while you do some diplomatic and military and business hosting. You can still breed and feed while doing good deeds that foreigners need.

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