Whitney Houston Jokes
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punk in drublic

Columbus, OH

#2 Feb 11, 2012
This is just stupid.
Matt

Enfield, UK

#4 Feb 11, 2012
Bobby Brown is claiming to be dead. Apparently Two Can Play That Game

Houston, We have a problem
Big B

United States

#8 Feb 11, 2012
I hear she's still "Waiting to Exhale."
Eyeroll

Rockford, OH

#9 Feb 11, 2012
Whitney Houston's singing of the National Anthem in 1991 at Super Bowl XXV (Giants 20, Bills 19 Wide Right, Scott Norwood) is the absolute best rendition of The Star Spangled Banner that I have ever heard.
Jas

Bateau Bay, Australia

#10 Feb 11, 2012
No matter what they take from me,...they can't take away my dignity...

Nup did that yourself ;)
Suspeezee

Oceanside, CA

#11 Feb 11, 2012
Just wait till she sobers up and realizes she's dead!
Portlandian

Renton, WA

#12 Feb 11, 2012
Houston, we have a problem!....
More NASA Houston jokes....
Q: What did Whitney Houston and Apollo 13 have in common?
A: A major crack problem
Mountbatten BLAMMO

Keilor, Australia

#15 Feb 11, 2012
She wants to feel the heat with some body. ANY body will do.
leigh

Brisbane, Australia

#16 Feb 11, 2012
Insert_Cool_Username wrote:
Whose got some?
Whitney Houston’s life is like skiing.
Once you get on the white powder, it’s all down hill from there
If she wasn’t before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now.
larry c

Tustin, CA

#17 Feb 11, 2012
There's going to be a huge line at Whitneys funeral next week. Better get there early or it'll be gone.
JREST

Dunkirk, NY

#18 Feb 11, 2012
Her next film is entitled "The Bodybag"
Lonesome

Portland, OR

#19 Feb 11, 2012
What do Whitney Houston and Rick James have in common?

Everything.
Mr Jimmy the connection

Australia

#20 Feb 12, 2012
...Whitney auditioned for lead of Sepultura...she finally got the gig...
Lindsey

Cincinnati, OH

#21 Feb 12, 2012
God cancelled the wrong Whitney.
Lindsey

Cincinnati, OH

#22 Feb 12, 2012
I heard she got hit by a rock
Ben Dover

De Soto, MO

#23 Feb 12, 2012
Whitney's last 2 big hits were the crack pipe and the floor:-)
Ray Curry

Moorooka, Australia

#24 Feb 12, 2012
Whitney rang room service just before she died and said :

I'll have a glass of coke with ice thanks !
efgh

United States

#25 Feb 12, 2012
Cocaine is a hell of a drug!! I'm Rick James b*tch!!!
John

UK

#26 Feb 12, 2012
What did Witney Houston and Amy Winehouse have in common...?
Everything
Interesting

Sunbury, OH

#27 Feb 12, 2012
Insert_Cool_Username wrote:
Whose got some?
You are a sicko aren't you. Your morbid curiosity and alleged sense of humor is sick. You take great delight in making fun of others who are hurting, that is sadism. You are sick.

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