You might live in Van Wert if...
Freaky

Delphos, OH

#212 Sep 21, 2011
horfy wrote:
You're from van wert if you build your mc mansion on the SOUTH side of town. Only town I've ever seen with the polo shirt az holes on the south side and all the crack heads on the north side of the tracks.
Now I know where to head for some good drugs...
Flipside

United States

#213 Sep 23, 2011
Freaky wrote:
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Now I know where to head for some good drugs...
Now I know you are not from van wert
Flipside

Lima, OH

#214 Dec 5, 2012
You date your family member's ex and everything is okay.(double dip)

Your parole officer is your cousin

The judge that dealt with your case comes into your place of employment for lunch.

Your mother is your employment reference

If you take enjoyment in fishing in a Reservoir, where there is more Fluoride than H20.(H20 is water in case you are unfamiliar with Chemistry 101.

Over priced water for Fluoride toilet water.

The issue for council meetings are backyard pools.
u r from van wert

United States

#215 Dec 5, 2012
if people from Georgia are more interested in your small village in northwestern Ohio than they are their own neck of the woods as part of the Atlanta metro area!
Flipside

Lima, OH

#216 Dec 6, 2012
A judge leaves a legacy by remodeling the courthouse.
LetsTryAgain

Rockford, OH

#217 Dec 6, 2012
You remember "ACID MAN" spray painted on the building behind the old stagecoach.
the one

Delphos, OH

#218 Dec 7, 2012
Herman Cain for GOP wrote:
Seriously though Van Wert is a diamond in the ruff, a lot of the citizens don't realize the potenial Van Wert has. Potential has to be recognized for growth to begin.
The citizens relise this its just the th town cops will make your life hell for absolutely nothing. A drug dog that reacts to every car is bullshit

JOKE - you might live in van wert if every time you are pulled over they bring the drug dog out to "smell your car" just to have reason to search it and they find nothing

ANOTHER JOKE - you might be from van wert if the drug dog they brought out so they can illegally in a legal way search your car makes no sound no indication of giving a signal is acting perfectly calm and they say it signaled lol "sit and stand at attention my ass that dog didnt fuckin move"

The problem with Van Wert is a many tiered pillar. Drugs, degenerits, court that feels every man women and child in van wert has to be on probation, overzealous police force that break the same laws they arrest people for, Legal counsel that works for the county to fuck you over the most and still make it look like you got a break, the courts believing that you are guilty until proven innocent and then even where your found not guilty your name is smeared cause the shitty town papers has no real news to report on reports on every little thing before the facts are presented, everyone is a snitch (you do the crime you do the time), had a coke head judge now we have a loud mouth obnoxious stupid bitch judge not really any better, the list goes on and on. Van wert used to be awesome untill the fuckin cops started using the patriot act against local citizens. The police force is a joke sheriffs are really no better all just people who where picked on and bullied in childhood that have a vendetta to make everyone they run into pay for what happened to them. Now van wert gave them a badge to do it. I have a message for all of you cops cause your all crooked in one way or another a badge does not grant extra rights do your fucking job the correct way well honestly I dont exspect that I mean you have to bloat your arrest to get the federal money to pay for those new cars huh to patrol the mean streets of van wert ohio
the one

Delphos, OH

#219 Dec 7, 2012
you might live in van wert if every other bitch you see has herpes
the one

Delphos, OH

#220 Dec 7, 2012
you might live in van wert if out of your graduating class 45% of kids have an STD usually HPV
the one

Delphos, OH

#221 Dec 7, 2012
you might live in van wert if the same cop you smoked pot with busts you for possession
the one

Delphos, OH

#222 Dec 7, 2012
you might live in van wert if everyone knows who you are but does not recognize you when passing by you
the one

Delphos, OH

#223 Dec 7, 2012
you might live in van wert if everyone knows everything about you cause of what "he,she" said
the one

Delphos, OH

#224 Dec 7, 2012
you might live in van wert if everyone you used to know is now either a snitch or a bitch
the one

Delphos, OH

#225 Dec 7, 2012
you might live in van wert if walking down the street past midnight constitutes suspicious behavior and a cop stops and questions you
the one

Delphos, OH

#226 Dec 7, 2012
you might live in van wert if you are 14 and are pregnant
the one

Delphos, OH

#227 Dec 7, 2012
you might live in van wert if its easier to find herion then weed
the one

Delphos, OH

#229 Dec 7, 2012
you might live in van wert if your dad snitchs on you just so he can keep his habit
the one

Delphos, OH

#230 Dec 7, 2012
and finally if you lost your virginity before you graduated elementary school you might live in van wert
Crazy

Mansfield, OH

#231 Dec 7, 2012
Seems like everyone has it in for "the one". I'm sure that nothing is ever his fault, the man has it in for him and loves "keeping him down". LOL You might be from Van Wert if you would love to see all the drug addicted losers move away and never come back.
Flipside

Lima, OH

#232 Dec 7, 2012
I think it was a bad idea bringing my post back. All the new responses are not even funny as it should be. Tragic fail!

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