You might live in Van Wert if...

You might live in Van Wert if...

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Flipside

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#1 Apr 19, 2011
A McDonalds is 50yds down wind from a sewage plant

City employees love to dig holes in the street for burried tressure *aaarrrgg*

A high speed chase is driving 10mph over the speed limit in down town, with the arresting officer is the police chief and has his picture on the front page.

If you appear in court, your face will be on the front page.

A former judge still does coke

Wal mart is THE. Social gathering for everyone

People drive into a parked train in a very well lit area while under the influence

Can't walk around down town without being harrassed by police

The people hate change and will fight tooth and nail to prevent a wallgreens from opening

A nice chunk of the population are lazy drunkin german hillbillies

The county fair has less than it did 10 years ago and costs more

The county fair concert is either country or christian (nothinh against christians, just lack of variety)

The new high school was "underestimated" then jacked up to a rediculous amount and then funneled the money.

Money spent to renovate downtown (looks nice though) but have plenty of empty commercial spaces empty on the south side and a few on the north side that has never been used.
just me

Lima, OH

#2 Apr 19, 2011
i think u need to move to a diff town...see ya later much later
jude

Fort Jennings, OH

#3 Apr 19, 2011
are Van Werters? Van Wertians? Van Necks? I really am laughing out loud.
jude

Fort Jennings, OH

#4 Apr 19, 2011
Flipside wrote:
A McDonalds is 50yds down wind from a sewage plant
City employees love to dig holes in the street for burried tressure *aaarrrgg*
A high speed chase is driving 10mph over the speed limit in down town, with the arresting officer is the police chief and has his picture on the front page.
If you appear in court, your face will be on the front page.
A former judge still does coke
Wal mart is THE. Social gathering for everyone
People drive into a parked train in a very well lit area while under the influence
Can't walk around down town without being harrassed by police
The people hate change and will fight tooth and nail to prevent a wallgreens from opening
A nice chunk of the population are lazy drunkin german hillbillies
The county fair has less than it did 10 years ago and costs more
The county fair concert is either country or christian (nothinh against christians, just lack of variety)
The new high school was "underestimated" then jacked up to a rediculous amount and then funneled the money.
Money spent to renovate downtown (looks nice though) but have plenty of empty commercial spaces empty on the south side and a few on the north side that has never been used.
I think it's funny and I am a third generation German immigrant; lighten up!
jude

Fort Jennings, OH

#5 Apr 19, 2011
You might be from Van Wert if you tend to talk a mile a minute without really saying anything. Any one else?
jude

Fort Jennings, OH

#6 Apr 19, 2011
you are probably from Van Wert if you go out to the hospital cafeteria for date night.
What a rainy day

Lima, OH

#8 Apr 19, 2011
just me wrote:
i think u need to move to a diff town...see ya later much later
German hillbillies! hahahaha This is fabtabulous. We surly need some liberal voices around here to spice things up. If this town was anymore vanilla and christian, well, it just wouldn't be pleasant, lets just put it like that. I say we march in the streeets! Flip all this noise.
ohhh yea

United States

#9 Apr 19, 2011
You might live in Van Wert if your family gatherings are at the county jail or welfare office!
jude

Fort Jennings, OH

#10 Apr 19, 2011
you might be from Van Wert if you and your spouse are distantly related to everyone in town.
jude

Fort Jennings, OH

#11 Apr 19, 2011
ohhh yea wrote:
You might live in Van Wert if your family gatherings are at the county jail or welfare office!
haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
jude

Fort Jennings, OH

#13 Apr 19, 2011
You live in Van Wert if Johnny Murphy actually makes sense to you.
Flipside

United States

#14 Apr 19, 2011
just me wrote:
i think u need to move to a diff town...see ya later much later
Oh when I leave you won't see me as much as you see you and your spouses family members at welfare and or jail. I have zero faith that this town will pull their heads out of everyone elses asses.
jude

Fort Jennings, OH

#15 Apr 19, 2011
You live in Van Wert if:

There really is a serious discussion on your hometown forum about which of the two dive bars is the most disgusting.

You, like the other lady said; like Dollar General because you can just run in and don't have to get all dressed up like you are going to Wal-Mart or something.

You have loans out to all your relatives so you could pay for all your tatts from T.N.T.
jude

Fort Jennings, OH

#16 Apr 19, 2011
Flipside wrote:
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Oh when I leave you won't see me as much as you see you and your spouses family members at welfare and or jail. I have zero faith that this town will pull their heads out of everyone elses asses.
bye good luck.
jude

Fort Jennings, OH

#17 Apr 19, 2011
see folks humor; it wins!
Flipside

United States

#18 Apr 19, 2011
jude wrote:
see folks humor; it wins!
Or Charlie Sheen
Herman Cain for GOP

Lima, OH

#19 Apr 19, 2011
You might be a Van Wertite if you put on your best clothes to go to the scuzziest bars in Ohio.
Herman Cain for GOP

Lima, OH

#20 Apr 19, 2011
You might be a Van Wertite if change means a rotation of couples. (Just jokes lol).
Herman Cain for GOP

Lima, OH

#21 Apr 19, 2011
Seriously though Van Wert is a diamond in the ruff, a lot of the citizens don't realize the potenial Van Wert has. Potential has to be recognized for growth to begin.
Flipside

United States

#22 Apr 19, 2011
You might be from van wert if the hospital is alway refered to as "Band aid station"

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