The police are a joke
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Community

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#1 Jun 7, 2012
We have a ton of rookie officers who are always doing illegal stuff. The highway patrol and sheriff department is a joke. Always pulling ove people illegally and setting up illegal roads blocks. We at least have to vote out Van Belle. Ponder is also corrupt
johnson

Spokane, MO

#2 Jun 8, 2012
Community wrote:
We have a ton of rookie officers who are always doing illegal stuff. The highway patrol and sheriff department is a joke. Always pulling ove people illegally and setting up illegal roads blocks. We at least have to vote out Van Belle. Ponder is also corrupt
It is hard to respect law enforcement when they don't police themselves.
LMAO

Spokane, MO

#3 Jun 8, 2012
LOL. sounds like somebody got a ticket. quit whining and pay up.
johnson

Spokane, MO

#4 Jun 8, 2012
LMAO wrote:
LOL. sounds like somebody got a ticket. quit whining and pay up.
Don't know about "Community" but, nope, didn't get a ticket, never had one, don't want one. But, "Community" has it right. A lot of people know about things that Van Belle have done. Including the one where he was shot out at Eastwood. Also a lot of people know about Ponders short comings.(no pun intended). And this, "LMAO", sounds like it might be one of the po-pos that sit out on 60, trying to get some Out Of Stater, for speeding. I'm sure that anyone who has read a local paper court report notices that no one in the local area ever does anything wrong. Its all out of towners or out of state people (that is unless you are a nobody) that get tickets.

the white power ranger

“Try my Troll House cookies!”

Since: May 10

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#5 Jun 8, 2012
this makes me giggle...

the police here are nice..they will cite any offender and accordingly..

if you didnt act like a complete and utter inbreed the police would not suspect you of molesting your pets, which by the way IS ILLEGAL!!!!!
Andy

Saint Louis, MO

#6 Jun 11, 2012
Just break the law in my town. Go ahead make my day. Are ya feeling lucky? Well are ya? We got more badges here in the river area than Carter has peanuts. Behave yourself and don't break any laws and you will be fine. Step out of line and you will be brought down. Down Down Down. Lawbreaker goin down!
Opie

Potosi, MO

#7 Jun 11, 2012
Andy wrote:
Just break the law in my town. Go ahead make my day. Are ya feeling lucky? Well are ya? We got more badges here in the river area than Carter has peanuts. Behave yourself and don't break any laws and you will be fine. Step out of line and you will be brought down. Down Down Down. Lawbreaker goin down!
I am so proud of you, Pa. Auntie Bea just called us in for supper. Race you to the house!

the white power ranger

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#8 Jun 11, 2012
suck a nut buttercup...
SMALL MIND

Ellington, MO

#9 Jun 11, 2012
Call the Popo and U goin' down?
Opie

Potosi, MO

#10 Jun 11, 2012
the white power ranger wrote:
suck a nut buttercup...
Barney and Goober will have you hog tied and squeelin'all the way to the jail cell. Hope you enjoy spending the night with your favorite town drunk. He is pretty safe so don't fret much, little lady.
Shows true character

Ozark, MO

#11 Jun 12, 2012
Shows true character when the white power ranger is indeed one of the city police officers for the city of van buren. Absolutely sorry that I pay my city and school taxes to employ one of these kind of people!
Foxy Lady

Potosi, MO

#12 Jun 12, 2012
Shows true character wrote:
Shows true character when the white power ranger is indeed one of the city police officers for the city of van buren. Absolutely sorry that I pay my city and school taxes to employ one of these kind of people!
I doubt if white power ranger is on the police force. Also, thought power ranger was a lady. Appears to me as though they have a great police force. Very little crime even on the busy weekends when all the rowdies are coming to town.

All jokes aside, next time you see Andy, Gomer, or Goober, tell them how much you appreciate all they do for your beautiful little riverside village. One of the most progressive small towns in the midwest! 0% unemployment unless you count the people who do not want to work. Every town has those types. Super town for hiking, canoeing, fishing, tubing, running, cycling, hunting, gigging,nature study, caving, shopping, strolling, dining, and skinny dipping! Can't say that about very many towns and definitely no cities with so much to offer.

Live music playing almost all the time!

Goin' to the Mercantile for their lunch special today! See ya there in one hour. There salad bar is to die for!!

the white power ranger

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#13 Jun 12, 2012
Foxy Lady wrote:
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Appears to me as though they have a great police force. Very little crime even on the busy weekends when all the rowdies are coming to town.
All jokes aside, next time you see Andy, Gomer, or Goober, tell them how much you appreciate all they do for your beautiful little riverside village. One of the most progressive small towns in the midwest! 0% unemployment unless you count the people who do not want to work. Every town has those types. Super town for hiking, canoeing, fishing, tubing, running, cycling, hunting, gigging,nature study, caving, shopping, strolling, dining, and skinny dipping! Can't say that about very many towns and definitely no cities with so much to offer.
Live music playing almost all the time!
Goin' to the Mercantile for their lunch special today! See ya there in one hour. There salad bar is to die for!!
finally! something we agree upon..
Shows true character

Ozark, MO

#14 Jun 12, 2012
I know for a fact that the white power ranger is RYAN CLANTON!

the white power ranger

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#15 Jun 12, 2012
Shows true character wrote:
I know for a fact that the white power ranger is RYAN CLANTON!
you mom is cleans snail trails from her cabinets...
Foxy Lady

Potosi, MO

#16 Jun 12, 2012
Shows true character wrote:
I know for a fact that the white power ranger is RYAN CLANTON!
That is fine if he is Ryan Clanton. Why would it matter who he is as long as he is honest and shares his ideas with our Clan.

This is the only forum I have ever visited that allows posts to be anonymous. All others require name, address, etc in order to post. hence, the ocassional low quality of some of our posts. If you are afraid to say something here with out people knowing who you are, it probably should not be said. make sense to you, Shows true Character?

Where was everyone today at the Mercantile? Drove down there even wore the yellow sundress so you would know who I am. Still had a heck of a meal and super salad bar. What a wonderful little village you live in!!

the white power ranger

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Since: May 10

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#17 Jun 12, 2012
Foxy Lady wrote:
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That is fine if he is Ryan Clanton. Why would it matter who he is as long as he is honest and shares his ideas with our Clan.
This is the only forum I have ever visited that allows posts to be anonymous. All others require name, address, etc in order to post. hence, the ocassional low quality of some of our posts. If you are afraid to say something here with out people knowing who you are, it probably should not be said. make sense to you, Shows true Character?
Where was everyone today at the Mercantile? Drove down there even wore the yellow sundress so you would know who I am. Still had a heck of a meal and super salad bar. What a wonderful little village you live in!!
you should change your name to foxy man lady...

it is more suitable..
What a joke

Chestnutridge, MO

#18 Jun 12, 2012
the white power ranger is not Ryan Clanton. I've met the guy and he is not as rude and mean as that person.

the white power ranger

“Try my Troll House cookies!”

Since: May 10

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#19 Jun 12, 2012
thank you..
though i did about laugh when i saw that..
ryan clanton is not skilled enough to read and post as i do..

now..everyone keep their mouths shut..i just farted!
Foxy Lady

Potosi, MO

#20 Jun 12, 2012
the white power ranger wrote:
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you should change your name to foxy man lady...
it is more suitable..
Foxy Man Lady? Naa! that would confuse people. Every foxy is a man's lady. You are quite funny but it would be darn tootin' boring on this site without your input, white warrior!!

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