For your information and other men...

For your information and other mentionables

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Plano, TX

#1 Mar 15, 2013
Did you know that the Irag war alone cost us tax payers over $$$2 trillion dollrs. And that cost is still climbing.

Plano, TX

#2 Mar 15, 2013
did you hear about the man that went camping and set up camp , then disappeared. His friends went looking for him and could not fimnd him. the police were called in for the search , then a lost person report was filed. about 2 weeks later some kids heard a voice asking for help from the middle of a bunch of vines . Every time the kids got near the vines they had to run realfast because the vines kept growing on them and they would be covered up if they did not run. Funny thing is the vines grew nearly fast enough to catch up to then when they were running. Final;ly they called in a vine specialist who used Round up on the vine ---but the vine grew even faster after being sprayed with ROUNF UP. that vine turned out to be an Alien monster. Then they took drastic measures and brought in 2 huge tractors and started disking the vies, starting at the edge and completing a cirlcle. While doing the disking they found 7 cows that were steadily munching on the vine and had grown rel fat and larger as the owner was found by the brand on the cows, thus identifying the cows. they had been lsot for months. then they found a herd of sheep near the middle of the vines and the owner was identified by the ear tags on the sheeps ears. they had been lost as lambs and had been there covered up by the vines and lost till they had been found and were past full grown. they finslly disked far enough into the vines and not only discovered the missing camper but a preacher , and also a woman. While covered up by the vines these threee people had been overcome by the vines and unable to escape its clutches. While captured and unalbe to leave the man and woman had fallen in love and gotten married by the preacher. they had started a family ahd the preacher had a flock to preach to . So they started the New Vine ministry just in case they found anyone else in the vines. the dpartemnt of Agriculture brought in a vine specialist and he identified the Alien vine as a species called Pueeraria lobata, or better known as Kudzu vine. WARNING!!! WARNING DO NOT BRING KUDZU HOME WITH YOU AS A POT PLANT--IT IS A PREDATOR AND MAY ATTACK YOU, IF NOT COVER YOU UP NEVER TO BE SEEN AGIN. JUST FOR YOUR INFO.

Plano, TX

#3 Mar 15, 2013
tO GET RID OF kUDZU USE nAPALM OR AGENT ORANGE ON IT. And then it takes as long as ten years to render it harmless or kill it. Dispence these defoliants with care as they are as danfrous as Kudzu.

Plano, TX

#4 Mar 18, 2013
y howdy, I ran accross some people I really feel sorry for---they believe the SANDY HOOK SCHOOL KILLINGS NEVER HAPPENED. bELEIVE IT IS A RIGGED SCENE TO BE USED TO TAKE AWAY THIR GUNS. nOW JUST HOW DUMB IS THAT FOR SOME PEOPLE. i BEEN HEARING "THE FEDS ARE COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS AWAY " for 30 years or more. there is not enough man power to do sauch an overwhelming job as that. How many of you folks believe the killing of thsoe 20 kids and 6 adults is a goverment lie? One question I would like to know is: what was the subject matter that set the killer off to do such an attack on the school and kill that many people. That question has never been answered. Does anyone Know the answer to the question?
Ex Dog

Panama, OK

#5 Mar 18, 2013
Get a life!

Plano, TX

#6 Mar 19, 2013
Dog I got one, have you? After all your still here

Plano, TX

#7 Mar 31, 2013
The big difference on corporate subsidies and ordinary people subsidies is the peoples subsidies are called welfare and the corporate subsidies are called tax breaks. Ever wonder why? Did you know that Boeing paid no taxes in 2012. They were subsidized by us, the tax payers. And then they turn around and gripe if some one gets subsidized. Shows you how much people believe the progrands they hear about corporate welfare.

Plano, TX

#9 May 28, 2013
Dang I do not believe it, that puppy quit barking. He must have stood still to long and the Kudzu covered im up. Wonder if anyone will ever find him alive.

Plano, TX

#10 May 28, 2013
Ma, that dog is still lost in that Kudzu patch.

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