The Choctaw-McCurtain County Gossip C...

The Choctaw-McCurtain County Gossip Column

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pappy

Mabank, TX

#1 Oct 11, 2010
Now would it not be nice if you gossiping people just startedyour gossip column on this column started here. That way you could have your gossip and not have to hunt it down. Just add to the daily, weekly column here. thats the way they have it in New York and chicago and else where. Just start here and you can have a nice long gossip, talking name callling spread sheet all your own. It only takes a begining to get it started and it can be added to. Make it a daily run down on the people you hear about. Get in on the Gossip Column starting today. Just print it and send it. Even put some of your Local news hwere--birthdays, deviorces, births of that lovely baby, and that ugly mother in law. Have a nice day today for tommorow never gets here its always today as yesterday is already gone by by. ARE YOU READY FOR THAT GOSSIP PAGE??
pappy

Mabank, TX

#2 Oct 11, 2010
EVEN IF YOUR NEAR OR FAR AWAY-- IT IS ONLY AS FARAWAY AS YOUR SEND BUTTON. aND WHAT IS TODAYS NEWS AND GOSSIP TO BE TODAY OR TOMMOROW.
pappy

Mabank, TX

#3 Oct 11, 2010
And do not forget those local and Ark. marriages, thats news too. Have a nice day. Hey, who caught that big cat below the dam a few days ago?
pappy

Mabank, TX

#4 Oct 11, 2010
Will the Boig Foot be spotted this hunting season? and will some one catch him. so far all we have heard and seen about BIG FOOT IS EMPTY TRACKS. Get out there and find him this year people and lets have a few pictures of him or that hunting season. Now how how about that youth hunt that is fixing to happen for the young sports Man. Make sure its a safe hunt this year, safety first. Any one hear about the bucket mouth? What did you say. You have not. You may have just passed him by.
pappy

Mabank, TX

#5 Oct 11, 2010
If they keep on having this seasonal drug busts we may soon run out of drug dealers, buyers and wanna be drug dealers--- every one will be in jail and no one to deal and no buyers available. If thats possible.
pappy

Mabank, TX

#6 Oct 11, 2010
Back many years ago when they called the drug busters Revenuers and moon shine was popular they almost caught a moon shiner-- but as close as they came was the shoe he left behind in Muddy Creek when the mud took the shoes right off the Moon Shiners feet. Now that is what I call a close catch, nearly bragging rights on that one.
pappy

Mabank, TX

#7 Oct 11, 2010
Other news coming later, just add yours, if you got any.
pappy

Mabank, TX

#8 Oct 11, 2010
Once agin toay I heard about the bad boys of Boswell, the 27th street gang. to get iniated into the gang you have to chug down a six pack of Mountain Dew, yes, your heard righ---Mountain Dew-- they have to get a sugar high for thrills. Now thats a tough one to beat. Bet they become bloated. But exlax will knock the you know what out of them, it even happens to supper man every time he takes a dose. boy thats rough on that one gang member.
pappy

Mabank, TX

#9 Oct 11, 2010
Keep that news coming folks-- the number is DBR-345, now do not forget that number.
Just So You Know

United States

#10 Oct 11, 2010
your pretty funny. this thread is alot better than the other ones. sad to say i dont have anything to report except whoever is hunting close to my house needs to put a silencer on that bow.
the real truth

Irving, TX

#11 Oct 11, 2010
Well, just so you know, a silencer the person using that bow has been advised to put a new silencer on that quiver that holds his arrows. do not know as of yet if it will be silent enough as of yet. but the advise has been offered. At least he will be more quieter when drawing an arrow to knoc to load his bow.
the real truth

Irving, TX

#12 Oct 11, 2010
Some more info has come in about the moon shiner that lost his shoes in Muddy Creek was sold in a rumage sale--- real cheap, they were still muddy.
pappy

Dallas, TX

#13 Oct 12, 2010
On one thread they were discussing a big bust. I wonder what size cup she wore.Must have been big and alot of pewople were gazing in her direction I bet.
pappy

Mabank, TX

#14 Oct 13, 2010
It seems the gossip is getting hot and heavy in the county. Why it is causing a little bit of heat and smoke. the rumors are flying about the competition in the judge race. the election will soon bring an end to the rumors of who is the best in the race. that should quiet a few wagging tongues.
pappy

Mabank, TX

#15 Oct 14, 2010
Choctaw-McCurtain County Gossip Column::: Flash just ran into one of those mice with a human head and he had the aluminum fiol heats on to protect him from death rays coming from the federal goverment, why he even told me they keep trying to read his mind. the mouse told me he got migrains from brain intrusions. I do believe I may be the first to see one of those human headed mice that Senate candiate Odonnell spoke of made by Mad Scientist. Do not forget I was the first to see a human headed mouse. Ahistoric first in history.
pappy

Mabank, TX

#16 Oct 14, 2010
If you have any new gossip for our column just call: DBR-349 GOSSIP FLASH: the human headed mouse wanted too keep his self a scret, so please do not read the last gossip column.
pappy

Mabank, TX

#17 Oct 14, 2010
I wonder if I can tell senate candiate O,Donnel that I saw one of her human headed mice.
pappy

Mabank, TX

#18 Oct 15, 2010
Flash:: Got an interestiong news flash last night, Theata, who lives over in FrogJump Hollow 20 miles above flood line was l;ast seen running down the road chasing a possum for tommorows lunch. Seems she forgot to put her clotheson, yes thats what I said, forgot to put her clothes on. When last seen she and the possum was near out of running power and was slowing down. but still on the run.
pappy

Mabank, TX

#19 Oct 15, 2010
Flash:: As of this morning theata still has not been seen, there has been an alert put out for both theata and the possum.
pappy

Mabank, TX

#20 Oct 15, 2010
Flash;; there will be a flea championship jump off Contest in FrogJump Saturday night. October 38, 2011. All contestansts must enter their own jumpig flea. All fleas must be apprved of having thier citizenhsi; and present their birth cetificates. Be sure to be on the look out for Theata and the possum she was chaing. She still has not ben located. Hold it folks. the owner of theata just called in and the owner says she has come home and has been put in her kennel. so the dog is safe at home. but no news on the possum.

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