I have a small weener

[Why]

What should I do? I'm hung like a Smurf. This sucks.

[yup]

Sounds like ya got it bad lmao

[likes it!!]

Learn to eat pu*sy!! Lol

[Problem solver]

Why wrote:

What should I do? I'm hung like a Smurf. This sucks.

Go get Brittney / to blow that thing til some white sticky substance that is called Semen erupts blows the back of her head off. That should solve the problem.( Better than 2 asprain).

[MerpaDerp]

Go see the county extension agent.

[yup]

Problem solver wrote:

<quoted text>Go get Brittney / to blow that thing til some white sticky substance that is called Semen erupts blows the back of her head off. That should solve the problem.( Better than 2 asprain).

Lmao

[Austin Powers]

Swedish made penis enlarger "yeah baby"

[Jimmy]

Why wrote:

What should I do? I'm hung like a Smurf. This sucks.

You should just kill yourself. You can never please a woman and no woman will ever want you, loser.

[Hal]

Jimmy wrote:

<quoted text>You should just kill yourself. You can never please a woman and no woman will ever want you, loser.

Get some baby oil ,learn to use your fingers that will make her toes curl! Take your time rub that clit nice and slow! You will learn to fill har rhythm, nice and slow feel her quiver feel the squirm faster faster don't stop! Go in for the big finish stick your fingers all the.way in circle circle in and out tickle tickle give it all to her now now!! Palm her stroke her then use your toung lap it kiss it , her clit & lips faster than hold her embrace her, smile look into her eyes than she will know it was about her!!

[kuntrygirl]

Why wrote:

What should I do? I'm hung like a Smurf. This sucks.

I feel for you, the small ones are not fun!! guess like the other poster stated, you better learn to lick it right!!

[Why]

[QUOTE who="likes it!!"]Learn to eat pu*sy!! Lol[/QUOTE]I already do, but every time a girl finds out that I only have a 5 inch weenie they end up ditching me. It's not fair! Why was I cursed with a little weener?

[Wtf2]

Start asking the women that ditch you why their vagina is so large?????????

[no]

Some girls like them small

[Dude]

Why wrote:

<quoted text>I already do, but every time a girl finds out that I only have a 5 inch weenie they end up ditching me. It's not fair! Why was I cursed with a little weener?

Igs not how long but how round!!

[Wtf2]

Dude wrote:

<quoted text>Igs not how long but how round!!

I agree u can have a 2 inch penis but as long as its as round as a can of tuna your set dude

[NO papa smurf]

Why wrote:

What should I do? I'm hung like a Smurf. This sucks.

It is just not normal to have one that small. I'm sorry but you can't even grab it with your fingers! Can you actually feel it when you have sex because I thought you were just bumping agianst me.

[Big boy]

I have a 9" one the size of a paper towel roll and a few chicks wouldn't do me because they claimed it was too big, so sometimes your screwed either way! LOL

[kuntrygirl]

Big boy wrote:

I have a 9" one the size of a paper towel roll and a few chicks wouldn't do me because they claimed it was too big, so sometimes your screwed either way! LOL

LMAO ive ran into a few like that myself!! lol makes you say hmmmmmmm should i or shouldn't i? lol its usually ok after a couple days of walking funny! you should consider yourself blessed i guess, at least its not the 2 inch can of tuna weener. LOL LMAO

[Big boy]

kuntrygirl wrote:

<quoted text> LMAO ive ran into a few like that myself!! lol makes you say hmmmmmmm should i or shouldn't i? lol its usually ok after a couple days of walking funny! you should consider yourself blessed i guess, at least its not the 2 inch can of tuna weener. LOL LMAO

Freakin awesome bahahaha! Great response kuntry girl

[Big boy]

Makin girls walk funny puts a smile on my face, and most times theirs too LOL