I have a small weener
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Why

Radcliff, KY

#1 Mar 4, 2013
What should I do? I'm hung like a Smurf. This sucks.
yup

Campbellsville, KY

#2 Mar 4, 2013
Sounds like ya got it bad lmao
likes it!!

United States

#3 Mar 4, 2013
Learn to eat pu*sy!! Lol
Problem solver

Covington, KY

#4 Mar 4, 2013
Why wrote:
What should I do? I'm hung like a Smurf. This sucks.
Go get Brittney / to blow that thing til some white sticky substance that is called Semen erupts blows the back of her head off. That should solve the problem.( Better than 2 asprain).
MerpaDerp

Mayfield, KY

#5 Mar 4, 2013
Go see the county extension agent.
yup

Campbellsville, KY

#6 Mar 5, 2013
Problem solver wrote:
<quoted text>Go get Brittney / to blow that thing til some white sticky substance that is called Semen erupts blows the back of her head off. That should solve the problem.( Better than 2 asprain).
Lmao
Austin Powers

Tucker, GA

#7 Mar 5, 2013
Swedish made penis enlarger "yeah baby"
Jimmy

Radcliff, KY

#8 Mar 6, 2013
Why wrote:
What should I do? I'm hung like a Smurf. This sucks.
You should just kill yourself. You can never please a woman and no woman will ever want you, loser.
Hal

Covington, KY

#9 Mar 6, 2013
Jimmy wrote:
<quoted text>You should just kill yourself. You can never please a woman and no woman will ever want you, loser.
Get some baby oil ,learn to use your fingers that will make her toes curl! Take your time rub that clit nice and slow! You will learn to fill har rhythm, nice and slow feel her quiver feel the squirm faster faster don't stop! Go in for the big finish stick your fingers all the.way in circle circle in and out tickle tickle give it all to her now now!! Palm her stroke her then use your toung lap it kiss it , her clit & lips faster than hold her embrace her, smile look into her eyes than she will know it was about her!!
kuntrygirl

Elizabethtown, KY

#10 Mar 6, 2013
Why wrote:
What should I do? I'm hung like a Smurf. This sucks.
I feel for you, the small ones are not fun!! guess like the other poster stated, you better learn to lick it right!!
Why

Radcliff, KY

#11 Mar 6, 2013
[QUOTE who="likes it!!"]Learn to eat pu*sy!! Lol[/QUOTE]I already do, but every time a girl finds out that I only have a 5 inch weenie they end up ditching me. It's not fair! Why was I cursed with a little weener?
Wtf2

United States

#12 Mar 6, 2013
Start asking the women that ditch you why their vagina is so large?????????
no

Elizabethtown, KY

#13 Mar 6, 2013
Some girls like them small
Dude

Covington, KY

#14 Mar 6, 2013
Why wrote:
<quoted text>I already do, but every time a girl finds out that I only have a 5 inch weenie they end up ditching me. It's not fair! Why was I cursed with a little weener?
Igs not how long but how round!!
Wtf2

United States

#15 Mar 6, 2013
Dude wrote:
<quoted text>Igs not how long but how round!!
I agree u can have a 2 inch penis but as long as its as round as a can of tuna your set dude
NO papa smurf

Fort Thomas, KY

#16 Mar 7, 2013
Why wrote:
What should I do? I'm hung like a Smurf. This sucks.
It is just not normal to have one that small. I'm sorry but you can't even grab it with your fingers! Can you actually feel it when you have sex because I thought you were just bumping agianst me.
Big boy

Mount Washington, KY

#18 Mar 13, 2013
I have a 9" one the size of a paper towel roll and a few chicks wouldn't do me because they claimed it was too big, so sometimes your screwed either way! LOL
kuntrygirl

Elizabethtown, KY

#19 Mar 13, 2013
Big boy wrote:
I have a 9" one the size of a paper towel roll and a few chicks wouldn't do me because they claimed it was too big, so sometimes your screwed either way! LOL
LMAO ive ran into a few like that myself!! lol makes you say hmmmmmmm should i or shouldn't i? lol its usually ok after a couple days of walking funny! you should consider yourself blessed i guess, at least its not the 2 inch can of tuna weener. LOL LMAO
Big boy

Mount Washington, KY

#20 Mar 13, 2013
kuntrygirl wrote:
<quoted text> LMAO ive ran into a few like that myself!! lol makes you say hmmmmmmm should i or shouldn't i? lol its usually ok after a couple days of walking funny! you should consider yourself blessed i guess, at least its not the 2 inch can of tuna weener. LOL LMAO
Freakin awesome bahahaha! Great response kuntry girl
Big boy

Mount Washington, KY

#21 Mar 13, 2013
Makin girls walk funny puts a smile on my face, and most times theirs too LOL

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