Woman's head stepped on by Rand Paul supporters

Supporters of Republican U.S. Senate candidate Rand Paul wrestled a woman to the ground and one stepped on her head after she tried to confront the candidate in Kentucky. Full Story
Snow White

Covington, KY

#27479 May 3, 2013
BIG_STEVIE wrote:
A man asks an attractive woman on the golf course if she'd like to play a round with him. They play, and she wins by four strokes.
Sensing the guy's embarrassment, the woman offers to take him to the parking lot and give him a blowjob, in her car, to make him feel better and, naturally, it did.
For the rest of the week, they play together every morning. The woman wins by four or five strokes each time, and then goes down on him in the parking lot. On Friday, he invites her to his house for a romantic dinner.
That evening, they have a lovely meal and, afterward, move to the couch to fool around. right in the middle of things, the woman pulls away and says, "That's it -- stop, wait -- I must confess something to you! Good grief, don't you recognize me, Jim? I'm a transvestite! I'm really a man! It's me, WTF!!!"
"WTF? You son of a bitch!" Jim guy exclaims. "You've been hitting off the women's tee all week!"
I change my mind. THIS is my new favorite.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#27480 May 3, 2013
Stevie the pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates....

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#27481 May 4, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
A 100 year old man named senile stevie goes to the sperm bank. The nurse gives him a jar and a girlie magazine, and points to a room. After about an
hour the man emerges from the room. The nurse asked why it took so long.
"Well, I tried my right hand, I tried my left hand, I tried hitting it on the sink, I ran hot water over it, and I ran cold water over it, but I just couldn't get the cap off of the jar."
Why you incredibly tacky person! I'll have you know that Big Stevie's virility has never been questioned in almost 67 years! Also, there is a very good reason they call him "Big" Stevie. He was once described as having a "full-grown boa constrictor" in his drawers, so let's not go there with negative, Democrat-style, lying-assed propaganda. Do not forget the 12th Commandment, which reads, "Thou shalt not spew lies, and hyperbole, about thy Big Stevie, for he may smite you with his incredibly-endowed, and fearsome, member."

Have a nice day, anyway, my little friend, and remember this: The Lord loves you very much, but Big Stevie doesn't give a shit one way, or the other!

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#27482 May 4, 2013
Snow White wrote:
<quoted text>
I change my mind. THIS is my new favorite.
Why, thank you, M'Lady! I very much appreciate it, and you have a wonderful day, today! God bless!
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#27484 May 4, 2013
BIG_STEVIE wrote:
<quoted text>
Why you incredibly tacky person! I'll have you know that Big Stevie's virility has never been questioned in almost 67 years! Also, there is a very good reason they call him "Big" Stevie. He was once described as having a "full-grown boa constrictor" in his drawers, so let's not go there with negative, Democrat-style, lying-assed propaganda. Do not forget the 12th Commandment, which reads, "Thou shalt not spew lies, and hyperbole, about thy Big Stevie, for he may smite you with his incredibly-endowed, and fearsome, member."
Have a nice day, anyway, my little friend, and remember this: The Lord loves you very much, but Big Stevie doesn't give a shit one way, or the other!
Poor senile stevie, doesn't "care" 20 sentences worth... As for the "boa", get glasses.... it's a thread caught in your zipper.
wtf

Lexington, KY

#27485 May 5, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
Stevie the pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates....
lmfao

That is the best one yet!
wtf

Lexington, KY

#27487 May 5, 2013
NobamaWhacker wrote:
<quoted text>
WOW, all the way back to 4th grade, genius!
Dont worry, Wtf, you'll experience 4th grade if you can make it that far!!
Did Mommy let you use the Puter?
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#27488 May 5, 2013
Hmmm ? Jokes are 4 grade, unless you're writing them, then they're impressive ??

Sure, but you're teabaggers.... LMAOROFU ~!
demoncRats

London, KY

#27489 May 5, 2013
why are leftwingwhackadoodles(democrat s)so freaking stoopid
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#27490 May 5, 2013
Hmmm ? Jokes are 4 grade, unless you're writing them, then they're impressive ??

Sure, but you're teabaggers.... LMAOROFU ~!

Looks like IRONY is heard from.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#27492 May 5, 2013
Why not spew made up nonsense, you lost the election, right ??
whitehair

Eminence, KY

#27495 May 5, 2013
You guy`s do put out some funny jokes ! Most are enjoyed.

No bama Wacker == you are correct.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#27496 May 5, 2013
Nothing about the moron is "correct", but it's amusing to see....your "facts" support your "man" boobs....
Point of view

Greenville, KY

#27497 May 5, 2013
Is the lady okay? God Bless!
Pikeville Underground wrote:
Rand Paul supporters don't respect the 1st Amendment.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#27499 May 5, 2013
Damaged the CRIMINAL'S wallet, reputation, job, and criminal history....

Obama (X)
Mitt(_)

Liberal lady(X)
CRIMINAL Wingnut(_)
weak

Covington, KY

#27500 May 5, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
Stevie the pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates....
This sounds like a middle school poetry assignment frowned upon by the teacher.
redeemer

Saint Paul, MN

#27502 May 5, 2013
redeemer wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey Cooter,I know that you're sick of that room at the Heart Break Motel and raceway,so I'm give you a tip on the may 4,Kentucky
Derby,so that you can buy yo folks a nice used traler,I mean a mobil home,battery charge with a free trailer jack and a case of fix -a-flat so pick and put your SSI money on Falling Sky,Golden Soul and Itsmyluckyday thats the trifecta,also since you're a hillybilly gunnut I am going to give you a Bonus,daddy Nose best and Tiz A Minster are to hot to stop!So if you're smater than %th grader and take my tips you will be wealthy man loser.
Watch me work!
I did pick Golden Soul to place in the Kentucky derby!
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#27503 May 5, 2013
weak wrote:
<quoted text>
This sounds like a middle school poetry assignment frowned upon by the teacher.
Like little stevie then... Thx,

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#27504 May 5, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
<quoted text>Poor senile stevie, doesn't "care" 20 sentences worth... As for the "boa", get glasses.... it's a thread caught in your zipper.
Big Stevie's boa constrictor was legendary, in my early years before getting married. Then, for 48 years, and running, only Mrs. Big Stevie has the pleasant experience of dealing with it. You, on the other hand, seem to run with that little disease WTF. Well, my friend, I hope you "enjoy" each other! Have a nice day, anyway, though!

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#27506 May 5, 2013
weak wrote:
<quoted text>
This sounds like a middle school poetry assignment frowned upon by the teacher.
It is, my friend! The Whacker runs with that little disease, WTF, and I fear that this is about the best we can expect from him. Have a wonderful day, my friend!!

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