Chilaxin

United States

#1 Jan 7, 2013
Anybody hear about the head they found floating in the salt river? It had a note stuffed in its mouth..........it said I ain't got no body..........
funny

Louisville, KY

#2 Jan 8, 2013
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?.........It felt crummy!!!
funny

Louisville, KY

#3 Jan 8, 2013
There's two fish in a tank,...one turns to the other and says..........You man the guns,I'll drive!!
Ivan

Shepherdsville, KY

#4 Jan 8, 2013
Why do men break wind more than women? Because women can`t quit talking long enough to build up pressure!
Ivan

Shepherdsville, KY

#5 Jan 8, 2013
What do you call a woman wh has lost 90% of her intelligence?.........DIVORCED
Chilaxin

El Monte, CA

#6 Jan 8, 2013
How do you make a tissue dance.....put a little boogie in it.....
Say What

Van Nuys, CA

#7 Jan 9, 2013
a farmers son was enjoying his 15th b-day so the farmer decided to take his son to a whorehouse.
The whorehouse was tucked in the back room of a hair and nail salon for cover.
When the farmer and son walked in and explained what they needed the owner of the joint told the boy she would take care of him to ensure he was treated right his first time.
After some time in the back room they were headed back to the front and the owner said well son since we arent busy I am going to give you a free manicure.
THREE WEEKS LATER;
The father and son are in the store and the lady walks up and greets them.The boy doesnt raise his head so she says,whats the matter son,dont you remember me?
The boy replies,yes maam,you are the one who gave me crabs and cut my fingernails off so I couldnt scratch them.
Chilaxin

United States

#9 Jan 18, 2013
What do ya tell a women with two black eyes....? Nothing you already told her twice ...
ggg

Bellevue, WA

#10 Jan 20, 2013
type in your name first and last and people may laugh to death game over

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