Golden alert for Spartan
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EducatedBetter

United States

#1 Sep 8, 2011
Spartan isn`t home from work yet and he has advanced case of dimentia.Any one who sees gray pickup w/ladder racks get in touch with Barney Fife.
Police Officer

United States

#2 Sep 8, 2011
EducatedBetter wrote:
Spartan isn`t home from work yet and he has advanced case of dimentia.Any one who sees gray pickup w/ladder racks get in touch with Barney Fife.
Educated better you shouldn`t joke about these things. Someday you might need help/
Farmer girl

Louisville, KY

#3 Sep 8, 2011
Thats funny, because I heard an alert for EducatedBetter,armed and dangerous with the runs of the mouth.
The Great and Powerful Oz

Dahlonega, GA

#4 Sep 9, 2011
Has anyone found Spartan, I can help look for him Did he work yesterday?
huh

New Albany, IN

#5 Sep 9, 2011
He's probaly shacked up with some cute little blonde somewhere. Don't worry he'll be back.
Sir Oz

Louisville, KY

#6 Sep 9, 2011
The Great and Powerful Oz wrote:
Has anyone found Spartan, I can help look for him Did he work yesterday?
Ok,I hear immitation is a form of flattery but I have to ask why it is you want to take other people's moniker? I know you did not say anything out of line, but what's the point?

The Oz Has Spoken
Seargent Friday

Dahlonega, GA

#7 Sep 9, 2011
huh wrote:
He's probaly shacked up with some cute little blonde somewhere. Don't worry he'll be back.
How do you know he prefers blondes? Are you withholding evidence?
spartan

Pewee Valley, KY

#8 Sep 9, 2011
EducatedBetter wrote:
Spartan isn`t home from work yet and he has advanced case of dimentia.Any one who sees gray pickup w/ladder racks get in touch with Barney Fife.
I've been diagnosed with a wide variety of ailments during my topix tenure,but unless I've missed something along the way,'dimentia' would be a first.And really,you shouldn't be so misleading with your info.I believed it to the point that I've been eyeballing every truck that fits that description since you posted this and wondered,,,,,,is that him???

Since: Apr 10

Louisville, KY

#9 Sep 9, 2011
Well since your here Spartan I have called Barney, now what?

I really believe this person has a secrete crush on you. Dohhh! Sorry, I guess it's not a secrete anymore.
huh

Dahlonega, GA

#10 Sep 9, 2011
BISHAMON wrote:
Well since your here Spartan I have called Barney, now what?
I really believe this person has a secrete crush on you. Dohhh! Sorry, I guess it's not a secrete anymore.
Who`s Barney

Since: Apr 10

Louisville, KY

#11 Sep 9, 2011
huh wrote:
<quoted text> Who`s Barney
The first post says to call Barney Fife if Spartan is located
huh

Dahlonega, GA

#12 Sep 9, 2011
BISHAMON wrote:
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The first post says to call Barney Fife if Spartan is located
Oops my bad.
spartan

Pewee Valley, KY

#13 Sep 9, 2011
The Great and Powerful Oz wrote:
Has anyone found Spartan, I can help look for him Did he work yesterday?
From what I hear,spartan don't work.He drinks beer,steals grapes,diversifies with his queen,says bad things about the president as if he actually voted and had the right,has been known to not give CERTAIN members of the fire department the respect they deserve,spoke blasphemy against the Tinnell administration,spoke of bigger losers than himself as if they were heros,and in someones extremely overplayed version,lays up with blondes,,,(which makes me jealous enough to hate him even if there is no legitimate reason),runs two chop shops on the East Coast,and wished life didn't have to be so complicated.So if everyone's passion for finding him is motivated by a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,,,I could understand why he might not be so eager to 'come out and play ball'.However,in the mean time,,,'I'll help keep an eye open for him as well'.
spartan

Pewee Valley, KY

#14 Sep 9, 2011
BISHAMON wrote:
Well since your here Spartan I have called Barney, now what?
I really believe this person has a secrete crush on you. Dohhh! Sorry, I guess it's not a secrete anymore.
Honestly,,,my life is complicated enough at the moment.If you are trying to imply that some cat named Barney is interested in me,,,,I really wish that you would say something else.
spartan

Pewee Valley, KY

#15 Sep 9, 2011
Seargent Friday wrote:
<quoted text> How do you know he prefers blondes? Are you withholding evidence?
If you are by chance speaking of me individually,,,then I don't believe that I have ever laid eyes on an ugly woman,regardless of hair color,(they are in fact all ladies).It seems to only be when some of them begin to communicate themselves that they become less than desirable.Which is why I have found that what I call "freeway love",,,is in fact the perfect love.Allow me to explain.You're driving down the expressway,(or up),coming from or going to work,and you unsuspectingly look up into the most beautiful set of eyes that you have ever seen in your life,and see that they are in fact beaming back as if to say something along the lines of a similar nature.For that brief fraction of a second,two people seem to share a passion that is unmatched in either of their daily lives,and as you hear 'zoom',and look into each others eyes as if to say,"come baaaaaaaaaack",,,you have experienced a passion that never lied to you,hurt your feelings,slept with your friends,or spent the bill money on dope.Therefore,I title it,"The Perfect Love don't recognize hair color'.Whether the carpet matches the drapes is only an afterthought,,,,for a gentleman.
spartan

Pewee Valley, KY

#16 Sep 9, 2011
huh wrote:
<quoted text>Oops my bad.
A buddy of mine cut a tree rope in half with a chainsaw one time,,, and had exactly the same witty commentary to offer.Thanks huh,I am now able to laugh about it.
spartan

Pewee Valley, KY

#17 Sep 9, 2011
BISHAMON wrote:
Well since your here Spartan I have called Barney, now what?
I really believe this person has a secrete crush on you. Dohhh! Sorry, I guess it's not a secrete anymore.
Friend.I'm gonna ask that you help me with something.When you mispelled secret,,,was their something intentionally hidden in that,,,or just a typo???
Bishamon

Dahlonega, GA

#18 Sep 9, 2011
spartan wrote:
<quoted text>Friend.I'm gonna ask that you help me with something.When you mispelled secret,,,was their something intentionally hidden in that,,,or just a typo???
Yes it was intentional as in secretion,as in bodily fluids..
spartan

Pewee Valley, KY

#19 Sep 9, 2011
Bishamon wrote:
<quoted text> Yes it was intentional as in secretion,as in bodily fluids..
Partner,your talkin' to a guy who really could use a break,,,so would it really upset the balance if you were to use the name Christy Dutton as opposed to Barney when mentioning such things???
Seargent Friday

Dahlonega, GA

#20 Sep 10, 2011
So the blonde`s name is Christy Dutton or is that the wife`s name. Stay tuned for the next important discovery.

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