Will Alan Jones run again?

Will Alan Jones run again?

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Really

Banner Elk, NC

#1 Apr 3, 2013
It is the responsibility of Caldwell Citizens to vote Alan Jones out. CCSO is an absolute embarrassment to all of it citizens. It is time for an honest change. Good ole boys be gone!
Pike Bishop

United States

#2 Apr 3, 2013
Low morale, high turnover, repeated scandalous behaivor, no comments from the sheriff.
Time for a change in this office I am sure we can and must do better than what we have now.
oh here we go

Lenoir, NC

#3 Apr 3, 2013
Get ready folks, every time the Sheriffs Office finds a marijuana roach or helps and old lady across the street Sheriff Rosco P Coaltrain will be smiling on the front page saying "look what I did".
benchgang c u abbyln

United States

#4 Apr 3, 2013
oh here we go wrote:
Get ready folks, every time the Sheriffs Office finds a marijuana roach or helps and old lady across the street Sheriff Rosco P Coaltrain will be smiling on the front page saying "look what I did".
lplease people lets pull together for once and get this man out of the sheriffs office. We are a laughing stock of caldwell county. All thanks to mr alan alien jones . Alien means he dissapears and or is never in office when needed for his officers or the public unless of cource he gets his dart award for busting pot dealers....and why will he not bust jeremy greene who took over a large meth dealing ring.when swink got sent off.hell he not only moved in with swinks girl friend he took over swinks meth business so the bills could be paid . But now sheriff jones dont dare touch a meth dealer .but he will put you under the nasty jail for a little pot. Also is anyone looking for a four wheel drive 4wheeler camofloughe ?thats jeremys delivery ride . And its too new and nice for him to have bought it!
Cobra Commander

Readyville, TN

#5 Apr 4, 2013
Well friends, it's already started at the office. The jones gang has "commanded" all be in attendance at a special fundraiser breakfast this Saturday. You all know the place down at Johnny Wilson's farm. I hope poor ole Johnny sees through Jones and kicks him to the curb. Lets all show up with big smiles and joy in our heart as we raise money for another four years of lawsuits, embezzlement, and shenanigans. I remember the last time we worked these breakfasts. They were a disaster. I think we were the only ones who showed up to a couple of them. Maybe we can get Monty to park cars and hopefully he won't run us over. BJ can tell us how great Jones is and be a loud mouth as usual . Hey where is Bennett and Barlowe? Oh wait , I found them up Jones hind end. Good Times people, Good Times indeed.
disgusted

Blacksburg, SC

#6 Apr 4, 2013
Yeah! They are starting very early it seems with the pancakes. Word has it they are running scared up there and making threats. They are intimidated as well. I would be too. What they do not know is they will be very short on party support. Oh well maybe they can sell 5000 pancakes to help their cause. John and Marty are good for making a pancake and BJ is good for eating them, lol. Come on out folks for a pancake this saturday morning, get there early as BJ likes to eat. Won't last long. Also park far away or Monty will run over you. Please do not bring your wife as several will be there that will try to Longo them.
disgusted

Blacksburg, SC

#7 Apr 4, 2013
I hear jones is gonna try to get on teaching PLI after he loses in May. In PLI they are now teaching illegal searches and seizures and how to seize firearms without authority, teaching how to dismantle electronic bracelets and assist accountants in embezzlement. They are also teaching how to overlook all evidence in murder cases. He stands a good chance of getting hired.
Barney Stinson

Readyville, TN

#8 Apr 4, 2013
Yeah I defiantly don't want my wife " Longoed" I better just take her some pancakes home. Yeah Good ole Marty will be deep In it like always. Maybe he will choke on a pancake.
ready for change

Lenoir, NC

#9 Apr 4, 2013
Barney Stinson wrote:
Yeah I defiantly don't want my wife " Longoed" I better just take her some pancakes home. Yeah Good ole Marty will be deep In it like always. Maybe he will choke on a pancake.
Yeah I hear Marty is kissing Alan's butt again this go round. Has he completely lost his mind or what.
ready for change

Lenoir, NC

#10 Apr 4, 2013
disgusted wrote:
I hear jones is gonna try to get on teaching PLI after he loses in May. In PLI they are now teaching illegal searches and seizures and how to seize firearms without authority, teaching how to dismantle electronic bracelets and assist accountants in embezzlement. They are also teaching how to overlook all evidence in murder cases. He stands a good chance of getting hired.
If that were true he would be the head instructor in no time flat. One could say he is a tenured professor in f*cktardology.
Geez here we go

Shelby, NC

#12 Apr 5, 2013
MARTY ROBBINS Father, Rev Robbins knows alot of "MATER ASS FORE 'S" indiscretions and JokerJones turning a blind eye on it. He is only there for his son and what the badge represents to them, the generation brought up with better morals than JOKER JONES. AND HIS BIG SLIMY MATER ASS. Who looks like the Drag Queen Delta Work. Don't be worried community about this tax dollar Pancake for Mater Ass meal. 95 percent are job scared for their families. Election years mean many Deputies Grandmothers, Grandfathers, Auntie have to buy clothes and shoes for many officers kids who are forced to turn over time off and personal funds to someone so insecure of themselves he cannot see if people believe in him any longer. Because we do not. No sense in sugar coating it. Mistake you made Joker Jan 2011 with MATER ASS stalking a married individual. Wonder how many talk to The Joker tomorrow and are laughing once his head turns. There are 6 going for laughs to put on here. Don't they freak not knowing who the 6 are? Why waste time and the Deputies hard earned money? Their money they are forced to hand over? Well, I can say wait until the Wilson breakfast that will need traffic control by Joker Jones and his spies. Maybe then he will "FINALLY" get the message. Then again this is 1 dense Sheriff. CALDWELL COUNTY DOESN'T WANT YOU ANY LONGER. YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH. TAKE YOUR MATER ASS AND SWINGERS WITH YOU SO THE CITIZENS CAN GET A BIO HAZARD TEAM TO CLEAN THE PREMISES. NASTY GROUP.
Geez here we go

Powell, TN

#13 Apr 8, 2013
Are you going to pull over every member of my family from now til Election? Why not concentrate on what appears to be investigating you and your wrong doings, not me telling everyone about you and yours. The days at that office? NUMBERED!

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