Wise old sayings!
mmhmm

United States

#41 Mar 11, 2013
If your gonna be dumb, you better be tough!
car

Lenoir, NC

#42 Mar 12, 2013
a fool and his money soon part ways.
Beth

Jonesborough, TN

#43 Mar 12, 2013
You are skating on thin ice!
car

Lenoir, NC

#44 Mar 12, 2013
if you don't start it you won't have to finish it.
Allen

Robbins, NC

#45 Mar 12, 2013
Never kill a hog when the moon is in the craddle, your bacon will curl in the pan.
wiseman

Hickory, NC

#46 Mar 13, 2013
When fortune calls, offer her a chair.
Nice guy

Hickory, NC

#47 Mar 13, 2013
My dad used to say this: “want in one hand, spit in the other, and see which one gets full first.”
Allen

Robbins, NC

#48 Mar 13, 2013
Purty as a speckled pup under a red waggin'.
Allen

Robbins, NC

#49 Mar 13, 2013
Weight (wait)is what broke the wagon down:)
josh

Black Mountain, NC

#50 Mar 13, 2013
You getwhat yu vote for
Allen

Robbins, NC

#51 Mar 13, 2013
This may not be heaven, but you can see it from here.

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#52 Mar 13, 2013
Allen wrote:
This may not be heaven, but you can see it from here.
Must be Texas:)

Since: Sep 12

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#53 Mar 13, 2013
Allen wrote:
Weight (wait)is what broke the wagon down:)
Were you on it??:)
Allen

Robbins, NC

#54 Mar 14, 2013
emlu wrote:
<quoted text>Must be Texas:)
She's like a goose: wakes up in a new world every morning.
Allen

Robbins, NC

#55 Mar 14, 2013
emlu wrote:
<quoted text>Were you on it??:)
Naw honey, I'm so thin I could lay down on a needle and cover up with a thread.
Allen

Robbins, NC

#56 Mar 18, 2013
That man is so bowlegged, he couldn't hem up a hog in a ditch, with an apron on.
Allen

Robbins, NC

#57 Mar 18, 2013
She'as steppin' higher than a blind dog in a $hit house.
Popeye

Greenville, SC

#58 Mar 18, 2013
I am what I am and that's all that I am. Toot.toot
Hey_mom

Greenville, SC

#59 Mar 18, 2013
Are we there yet??
I gotta pee.
him

Hickory, NC

#60 Mar 21, 2013
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.

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