Captain BJ Foreskin tells Sheriff to ...

Captain BJ Foreskin tells Sheriff to prepare for Tough Election

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Blind

Newland, NC

#1 Jan 24, 2013
Our new patrol captain/public info officer/community relations officer/policy maker/jones babysitter/liar has told the sheriff and others to be prepared for a tough election. Need to start raising money now and we need 100,000 dollars! Get ready employees, here it comes again, time to get your pocketbooks out and pay the sheriff and his fat ass jerk-monkey, to keep our jobs!
Here is the real breakdown....
11,000 dollars for signs and ads.
89,000 dollars for snacks, liposuction and brown nose polish for our big fat sheriff cheerleader.

Here's my donation......
Jello

Newland, NC

#2 Jan 25, 2013
Have you seen him in uniform? Does he think that looks good? He struts out of his office, goes in the sheriffs office and shuts the door, comes out wiping his mouth and Jones zipping up......good job guys, we've got another lawsuit and it looks like a few of us maybe indicted........where we going for lunch?
seevers

Maiden, NC

#3 Jan 26, 2013
I'd be on my knees servicing both of these guys, studs they are.
Biff Loman

Black Mountain, NC

#4 Jan 26, 2013
Hey Peter Griffin....What's your first order of business as the new Captain??
Capt Blast

Cumming, GA

#5 Jan 26, 2013
Ah, yes, former and wannabe CCSO people airing their dirty laundry on Toxix.
AGAIN!
Do you punks (or that ONE punk on particular) have no shame? And yes, we DO know who you are, Mr ButtHurt. Why not end this whining and go find a job that fits you. Like sanitizing port-o-lets..or "cleaning" used condoms for the recycling program. You should be REALLY good at that.
You have finally found your calling.

Now stfu.
punk
CaptainBlowJob

Newland, NC

#6 Jan 26, 2013
Now men, we got lots of work to do out there, remember Sheriff Jones is a good man and he sacrifices a lot for all of us, if he loses the sheriffs race, we'll lose our jobs. Get those checkbooks out and lets tell the sheriff how great he is with a great big FAT donation, now y'all don't have to cause that would be illegal, but I need everyone to sign this attendance sheet so ill know who was here and who cares as much as me.....
By the way, I need each supervisor to pick people from their divisions to work the fair, help at the sheriffs breakfasts, surround the sheriff and tell him how great he is and also to help me wipe up after the sheriff has his way with my mangina........
Biff Loman

Black Mountain, NC

#7 Jan 27, 2013
Yep...It's almost time to get out the wallets, being forced to go to all of those lousy breakfasts, being forced to put a sign in your yard (of course, Longo won't be doing it this time, but Peter Griffin will). Maybe Foreskin would like to come to my house and put a sign in my yard. I promise you he would leave a lot f******g quicker than he got here. God, I pray that he comes to my house....
see ya soon

Lenoir, NC

#8 Jan 27, 2013
Only a little over a year an a half to go before the big sweep so I suppose you guys better get what you can, better steal all the guns and ammo now, better start covering up those tracks, better start shredding those papers now. It wont matter much as we still have spies out there and there are a lot of people going to be looking for a job after the election. You will be surprised when you see so many wrongfully let go over the past few years walk back through that door to take your place. See you in 2014 if not sooner.
better do it

Lenoir, NC

#9 Jan 30, 2013
Biff Loman wrote:
Yep...It's almost time to get out the wallets, being forced to go to all of those lousy breakfasts, being forced to put a sign in your yard (of course, Longo won't be doing it this time, but Peter Griffin will). Maybe Foreskin would like to come to my house and put a sign in my yard. I promise you he would leave a lot f******g quicker than he got here. God, I pray that he comes to my house....
They have already started trying to push employees to fork out money out of their paycheck... remember what BJ said last election, your job DEPENDS on it boys. Better get those signs in the yard and those bumper stickers on those cars when the time comes or you you'll be in BJ's office. I wonder who will be on sign patrol this time around since Longo is gone.
dont be intimidated

Greer, SC

#10 Jan 30, 2013
Biff Loman wrote:
Hey Peter Griffin....What's your first order of business as the new Captain??
BigJerk also looks like Drag Queen MISS DELTA WORK!!! Delta is on Facebook and Twitter. Delta is one of RuPaul's Fiercest Queens! She is sometimes seen on Logo Channel reruns of Drag Race Season 3. The resemblance is uncanny!!!! Or you can look up Delta on: www.logotv.com . Next time you see BigJerk strutting around, yell out DELTA WORK and see how his flirty, happy go lucky, still in high school wanna be suddenly becomes professional all of the sudden.

I think a few copies of Delta Work along with Jones photos will make a wonderfully hilarious campaign sign.

All games aside, is Jones really going to run after all that has happened and is coming up in the next 3 months? Dang. This is going to be fun. Really, Jones, one word of advice, may wanna watch HOW you approach your staff for money. See, cell phones and any recording device can work wonders nowadays. Those new employees, hmmm, can you trust them? How can any recording device slip in past you?#1 MLK weekends when no one is around, as like LAST YEAR.#2 You are never at the CCSO so you see how east things can be? Yowzaa! I just love technology! Don't you?! BigJerk is just about to find out just how technology can bite ya in the butt.

Don't forget dingdongs, no matter how much money you want, its not going to help. Your goofy, unmoral, unethical behavior has even put a possible historical project on complete hold until Jones is out. Trace it? You can't. The first meeting and talk of Ombudsman put this on hold until you are gone. The word from a very high up is that "Clarks election, Broyhill exploding and Glass Internet murder put us in bad light, were going to lose more Googles with both them (Jones and Delta) running things". See, you two ding dongs, don't you see, you know you won't be reelected. Is the $100K to stuff into your kids college funds? You aren't getting back in. Maybe after Ombudsman visits you will save your enery. please do not set up a huge, mega drug sting to keep your job. Staging won't help 1 thing either. Wouldn't you like to know how many church ministers met at ASU for Skype conference with GOP and ppl you cannot even contemplate to review harddrive printouts, texts, and other things. It's not about parties anymore, its about image. And its also about someone who can handle a crisis should we ever have one here. How about raising money to repair cameras in your jail cells?????? You won't get 1 dime from anyone until the cameras are repaired and a couple luxury cars done away with. What is these 4 upcoming lawsuits going to cost? You've done a lot of damage that has had negative results everywhere in this county. Business, future historical preservations, economic growth...what else are you two going to destroy???!!!

Hey, RuPaul is always looking for new Queens if you run out of options. I don't think DSS wants you back BigJERK, your upcoming problems...... Please don't yell middle school or employment at CCSO wannabe, neither applies here.
dont be intimidated

Greer, SC

#11 Jan 31, 2013
Delta Work's real name is Gabriel Villarreal from Norwalk, CA.

Remember he/she is on Facebook. Like I mentioned the resemblance is uncanny between BigJERK and Delta. Sorry Delta, I have never met you but guarantee you are probably a better person than El Capitano.

dont be intimidated

Greer, SC

#12 Jan 31, 2013
better do it wrote:
<quoted text>They have already started trying to push employees to fork out money out of their paycheck... remember what BJ said last election, your job DEPENDS on it boys. Better get those signs in the yard and those bumper stickers on those cars when the time comes or you you'll be in BJ's office. I wonder who will be on sign patrol this time around since Longo is gone.
I heard from a family about 2 months ago at a meeting that commented on this. The children of employees suffer bc of these 2 idiots. One parent had been doing everything possible to get a little ahead to buy his child some new shoes. The child hit another growth spurt and was wearing worn shoes with his toes cramped so bad in them, he had to slip them off at school. So sad. Imagine that child's expression when the parent told the child the money had to go to Jones.???? Thank God for grandparents who were available to buy the child shoes to wear. How low is this Sheriff and his muscle, I mean Fat? It's like legalized mafia out there!! I would be careful who you get checks from/force and traceable cash (oh those pesky serial numbers) and the items now that can be cameras and recorders. You are under a microscope and boy aren't we glad on our end to do what we did when we did?!(You'll see) How much of the county property is being used to run the campaign? Why isn't it ran off site by non employees? Those signs going up better not come out of a patrol car or deputy for another deputy yard. People will be watching. People tired of you both are more prepared than you are this time. But taking funds from your own employees, ESPECIALLY those with only 1 working parent, ALL TIME LOW. When the grandparents have to purchase shoes for the deputy children because the sheriff has his fat threatening jobs......this is our real sheriff office.

See BigJerk, and you Jones, even little innocent kids suffer you.
Antibiotics plz

Greer, SC

#13 Jan 31, 2013
Any and all truths on here get deleted by Foreskin. Why? They spend 45 minutes of county time hourly reading the posts and then 20 minutes of NO SHOW JONES pitching a tantrum to his St Bernard Captain to get it off here. What happens the rest of the workday? Damage control so you wonder why no murders are ever solved. Go ahead, delete all posts. I guess it would be better if Jinx Jones has his track record printed in the paper, ads, fund raisers of his opposer so EVERYONE will know the real Sheriff they so foolishly were fooled by and voted into office. Jones big ass puppet controls this site but I can't wait to see how they handle hiding people coming forward with complaints and lawsuits. See, that dumb dog who struts around all smiles and flirts in uniform is a joke. The man uses his uniform to pick up any female that breathes. The wife and child at home are the losers here. The badge means nothing to him. Take away the badge and uniform and is he still appealing? No. Was he ever? Oh HELLLLLL NO!!! Pass out the Antibiotics please. Please do the rest of us a favor, don't pout with middle school claims or disgruntled employees or the same 5 people on here complaining bit. Here is the deal foreskin. I'm glad to be out of there. I worked my notice and wasn't fired, but I will be back under someone who knows what the badge stands for and respects the badge. The badge and patrol car owned by the county and taxpayers aren't to be used for you to get what you're missing at home. The actual working, non swinging officers who keep the hell hole afloat another day, hang in there. Better days are ahead.
dont be intimidated

Greer, SC

#15 Feb 7, 2013
Hey, no comments on Miss Delta Work?
Tickle Me Romo

Black Mountain, NC

#16 Feb 7, 2013
I highly doubt our sheriffs name is BJ Foreskin. I did a Google search and I did not find any real sheriffs let me tell you what.
Tickle Me Romo

Black Mountain, NC

#17 Feb 7, 2013
Oh he's the captain never mind that turned up him first result.
lisaaa

Charlotte, NC

#18 Feb 8, 2013
dont be intimidated wrote:
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BigJerk also looks like Drag Queen MISS DELTA WORK!!! Delta is on Facebook and Twitter. Delta is one of RuPaul's Fiercest Queens! She is sometimes seen on Logo Channel reruns of Drag Race Season 3. The resemblance is uncanny!!!! Or you can look up Delta on: www.logotv.com . Next time you see BigJerk strutting around, yell out DELTA WORK and see how his flirty, happy go lucky, still in high school wanna be suddenly becomes professional all of the sudden.
I think a few copies of Delta Work along with Jones photos will make a wonderfully hilarious campaign sign.
All games aside, is Jones really going to run after all that has happened and is coming up in the next 3 months? Dang. This is going to be fun. Really, Jones, one word of advice, may wanna watch HOW you approach your staff for money. See, cell phones and any recording device can work wonders nowadays. Those new employees, hmmm, can you trust them? How can any recording device slip in past you?#1 MLK weekends when no one is around, as like LAST YEAR.#2 You are never at the CCSO so you see how east things can be? Yowzaa! I just love technology! Don't you?! BigJerk is just about to find out just how technology can bite ya in the butt.
Don't forget dingdongs, no matter how much money you want, its not going to help. Your goofy, unmoral, unethical behavior has even put a possible historical project on complete hold until Jones is out. Trace it? You can't. The first meeting and talk of Ombudsman put this on hold until you are gone. The word from a very high up is that "Clarks election, Broyhill exploding and Glass Internet murder put us in bad light, were going to lose more Googles with both them (Jones and Delta) running things". See, you two ding dongs, don't you see, you know you won't be reelected. Is the $100K to stuff into your kids college funds? You aren't getting back in. Maybe after Ombudsman visits you will save your enery. please do not set up a huge, mega drug sting to keep your job. Staging won't help 1 thing either. Wouldn't you like to know how many church ministers met at ASU for Skype conference with GOP and ppl you cannot even contemplate to review harddrive printouts, texts, and other things. It's not about parties anymore, its about image. And its also about someone who can handle a crisis should we ever have one here. How about raising money to repair cameras in your jail cells?????? You won't get 1 dime from anyone until the cameras are repaired and a couple luxury cars done away with. What is these 4 upcoming lawsuits going to cost? You've done a lot of damage that has had negative results everywhere in this county. Business, future historical preservations, economic growth...what else are you two going to destroy???!!!
Hey, RuPaul is always looking for new Queens if you run out of options. I don't think DSS wants you back BigJERK, your upcoming problems...... Please don't yell middle school or employment at CCSO wannabe, neither applies here.
Me and my boyfriend just came back from Winston and we noticed all the sweepstakes places are open there, even in Statesville but I pull into one of my favorite ones here to use their wireless and they are closed.Why???We been told its the sheriff making them close not the state,most sheiffs are leaving them open till they decide if new stuff is legal and didnt want to put people out of work.What makes Jones God to the point his opinion means more than law?I play all the places and never seen trouble.Dont I have a right to spend my money like I want to and not like Jones wants me to.I promise he want get my vote or my money next election or put signs in my yard again. These places hired alot of people but because Jones dont like it they are losing jobs.I hope he knows how many 1000's of people are not voting for him again over this,they are alot players mad at Jones.No way he will win acting like this.I will make sure they all know why places closed.Vote No
Danny Deal

Black Mountain, NC

#19 Feb 8, 2013
lisaaa wrote:
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Me and my boyfriend just came back from Winston and we noticed all the sweepstakes places are open there, even in Statesville but I pull into one of my favorite ones here to use their wireless and they are closed.Why???We been told its the sheriff making them close not the state,most sheiffs are leaving them open till they decide if new stuff is legal and didnt want to put people out of work.What makes Jones God to the point his opinion means more than law?I play all the places and never seen trouble.Dont I have a right to spend my money like I want to and not like Jones wants me to.I promise he want get my vote or my money next election or put signs in my yard again. These places hired alot of people but because Jones dont like it they are losing jobs.I hope he knows how many 1000's of people are not voting for him again over this,they are alot players mad at Jones.No way he will win acting like this.I will make sure they all know why places closed.Vote No
They are not open in Catawba or Burke either. The point about the jobs is mute because yes the sweepstakes places did hire people but all of the money generated from them went to the Cayman Islands or some other offshore or foreign entity because legally they couldn't be run within the United States. The Sheriffs didn't make the law the State Of North Carolina did if as you say that other sweepstakes places in NC are open they are just trying to find a loophole in the law or the law isn't being enforced. But rest assured that the State has decided that no matter what software they use they will eventually be shut down. They are taking money away from the states beloved lottery and they ain't gonna stand for that.
Lisaaa

Charlotte, NC

#20 Feb 12, 2013
Danny Deal wrote:
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They are not open in Catawba or Burke either. The point about the jobs is mute because yes the sweepstakes places did hire people but all of the money generated from them went to the Cayman Islands or some other offshore or foreign entity because legally they couldn't be run within the United States. The Sheriffs didn't make the law the State Of North Carolina did if as you say that other sweepstakes places in NC are open they are just trying to find a loophole in the law or the law isn't being enforced. But rest assured that the State has decided that no matter what software they use they will eventually be shut down. They are taking money away from the states beloved lottery and they ain't gonna stand for that.
I am in the parking lot of one now, games are still there but they still forced closed..so sad...my friend and her husband told me they were forced to close because sheriff Jones wanted to closed.even district attorney told them he was ok with them but he had to do what jones decided.They had to close one near here,one at baton and one in rutherford college but still open at ones in taylorsville and charlotte and waynesville because sherriffs there said it is ok with them till state decides on new stuff or how much to tax them and they did not want to put people out of work.about evrywhere is open other than few counties around here..she said police even sit in there parking lot taking tag numbers from cars till they closed intimidating people..it is wrong for jones to cost so many people jobs just because he dont like it and who is he too tell me how to spend my money, i work for it so i can spend it..ok to buy lottery,state gets all the money.i talked to other guy that owns one to and he said he would never invest another penny in this county but wouldnt say much if jones made him close or what but i bet he did,just said he was working with lawyers,wonder if jones and county get sued again .nobody wants to see anybody else make money here, look at the restuarants and businesses that close because of people here and way politics treats them.we need any jobs we can get here but jones rather force them closed cause hes religous or cause churches tell him to.no bussiness people in there right mind would ever come to this county and i see why now. bet you election comes jones will see how many people lost jobs and how many people got mad over him making everybody closwe just because he dont like playing.he will not win next time cause i have heard everybody say that.sorry if my spelling/typing is bad,typing on lil I-tablet hard to type on
really

Albemarle, NC

#21 Feb 15, 2013
Lisaaa wrote:
<quoted text>I am in the parking lot of one now, games are still there but they still forced closed..so sad...my friend and her husband told me they were forced to close because sheriff Jones wanted to closed.even district attorney told them he was ok with them but he had to do what jones decided.They had to close one near here,one at baton and one in rutherford college but still open at ones in taylorsville and charlotte and waynesville because sherriffs there said it is ok with them till state decides on new stuff or how much to tax them and they did not want to put people out of work.about evrywhere is open other than few counties around here..she said police even sit in there parking lot taking tag numbers from cars till they closed intimidating people..it is wrong for jones to cost so many people jobs just because he dont like it and who is he too tell me how to spend my money, i work for it so i can spend it..ok to buy lottery,state gets all the money.i talked to other guy that owns one to and he said he would never invest another penny in this county but wouldnt say much if jones made him close or what but i bet he did,just said he was working with lawyers,wonder if jones and county get sued again .nobody wants to see anybody else make money here, look at the restuarants and businesses that close because of people here and way politics treats them.we need any jobs we can get here but jones rather force them closed cause hes religous or cause churches tell him to.no bussiness people in there right mind would ever come to this county and i see why now. bet you election comes jones will see how many people lost jobs and how many people got mad over him making everybody closwe just because he dont like playing.he will not win next time cause i have heard everybody say that.sorry if my spelling/typing is bad,typing on lil I-tablet hard to type on
I am very aware of the sweepstakes gaming issue personally . Yes, it is the sheriffs option to close our locations but I don't think it is because of his personal beliefs. I know he has been pressured by many citizens which puts him in an odd situation. I of course prefer we stayed open but I also understand the pressure he is under and I don't think there is a right or wrong answer

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