Just for laughs

Kyle, TX

#1 Oct 10, 2008
A typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and, after the wedding, laid down the following rules:''I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?'' His new bride said,''No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at 7 o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not.

Austin, TX

#2 Oct 10, 2008
lol I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

United States

#3 Feb 5, 2013

Carrizo Springs, TX

#4 Feb 5, 2013
Haha good one

United States

#5 Feb 6, 2013

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