#1 Dec 4, 2012
Hey there fellas, I am a single white male 5'5" 265 lbs I guess you can call me portly and I am a Capricorn. Ever since my daddy left my prostitute of a mother for another man, Ive turned into a man lover myself, I like the big burly cowboy type, preferably mexican , because as I recall they are the ones that would make my mother squeal the loudest... My ex-husband Pedro left me for a black man. I guess that big black veiny dildo was just too much for him and he wanted the real thing, now that dildo is all Ive got, but I want to feel a real man inside me,,,not this plastic jiggly thing. I wanna get seriously rammed I mean but hard,,,I want some Mexican to ram me so hard ,harder than Pedro. I have no money , but Im good in the kitchen and in the bedroom if you know what I mean, I have lots of skills mostly from what my mom taught me. I do have a flatulence problem , probably because my spincter is so loose from all the ramming and pounding Ive got from other men. Please I dont want to spend the holidays alone, remember Mexicans and blacks only need respond,,,Ill be waiting with my elf thong!!
#2 Dec 4, 2012
#4 Dec 5, 2012
Hey pick me , you can reach me @ 830 two seven eight seven one two five, Ive seen Brokeback mountain 500 times, lets get together
#5 Dec 7, 2012
Hey Gringo Law , thanks for the great time , Im sorry that your mom walked in on us, It was funny though, you were bound and gagged with black d!ldo hanging out your rear end , hahaha, How about this time you come to my trailer, Im just afraid your going to get raided with all stuff your cooking and I really dont want to be caught in an explosion unless Im exploding all in your mouth. Hey I forgot my little pink cowboy hat over there, anyway , cant wait til next time .
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