Funniest things that have happened d...

Funniest things that have happened during sex

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hazel eyes

United States

#1 Jun 2, 2011
For me, one night before my bf and I went to bed I felt like I need the bathroom but didn't to do that right before having sex. So we went to bed and thing really started heating up! Well he turned me over to do me doggie style and when he went to put it in he accidentally poked the wrong hole needless to say when he did that I let out a huge fart!!! Omg we both fell on the bed laughing! I was soooo embarrassed, we couldn't even finish!
haha

United States

#3 Jun 3, 2011
thats funny, left his bed all messed up lol
hmmm

United States

#4 Jun 4, 2011
Nothng too funny.. just embarrassing. Has to do with a parked car and cops showing up...u figure out the rest
humper girl

Morpeth, UK

#5 Jun 27, 2012
everythin like that happens 2 me lol
humper girl

Morpeth, UK

#6 Jun 27, 2012
a boy was f*c*n* me in macdonalds we were both stark naked and my boyfreind (now hubby) walks up to the counter “2 mcnuggets and a sausage” and eats em fucks me again and proposes 2 me sta5k naked in mackidos i was naked to and this random guy walks in can i have your phone number and i was like mate you can 01 do one “oh eddie” (the hubby)
oopsy

United States

#7 Jun 27, 2012
one time my husband was eating me out I farted like really loud and it smelled really gross and he just stopped and looked at me weird then started laughing it was more embarrasing than funny tho.
kit kat

United States

#8 Jun 27, 2012
Yep farting in the face of your hubby while he's eating you that happened to me too
oopsy

Eagle Pass, TX

#10 Jun 27, 2012
kit kat wrote:
Yep farting in the face of your hubby while he's eating you that happened to me too
hahah yeauh it sux
is that u

United States

#12 Jun 29, 2012
hmmm wrote:
Nothng too funny.. just embarrassing. Has to do with a parked car and cops showing up...u figure out the rest
omg! I remember lmao and so does pd? lol sorry! but thanks for not taking me jail! me and sancho!! heeeeeeeeheeeeheeeee
happy happy joy joy

Uvalde, TX

#13 Jun 29, 2012
Forbidden pleasures...daring, embarrassing, and full of laughter. Best kept in my mind! Lol!
Happy

United States

#15 Jun 29, 2012
Gringo Law wrote:
well lets see , the funniest thing that ever happened ? well ugh that would be everytime i hump a dude down his hershey hiway . cuz u see my wiener is small that man or woman i try to ram my rod ? it just tickles them so they just laugh and the more i get mad and ram harder ? well i guess it tickles them more , oh and one time i was doing my mother right next to my father while he was asleep and he woke up and i slid off the bed slowly andI saw my mom hot and bothered so he started eating her out and then i snuck out of the room and when father finished he came out and he didnt realize i had just came inside my mom so he had my man juice all over his mustache hahahahah
You were supposed to post something funny, not something sick you idiot!!!'
true

Eagle Pass, TX

#17 Jun 30, 2012
Happy wrote:
<quoted text>You were supposed to post something funny, not something sick you idiot!!!'
lol my thoughts exactly
happy happy joy joy

Uvalde, TX

#18 Jun 30, 2012
Gringo Law wrote:
well lets see , the funniest thing that ever happened ? well ugh that would be everytime i hump a dude down his hershey hiway . cuz u see my wiener is small that man or woman i try to ram my rod ? it just tickles them so they just laugh and the more i get mad and ram harder ? well i guess it tickles them more , oh and one time i was doing my mother right next to my father while he was asleep and he woke up and i slid off the bed slowly and saw my mom hot and bothered so he started eating her out and then i snuck out of the room and when father finished he came out and he didnt realize i had just came inside my mom so he had my man juice all over his mustache hahahahah
U got serious mental issues!!! So disgusting... Couldn't even finish reading it!
Fruit loops

Waco, TX

#19 Jul 1, 2012
I had my girl in 69 and she sharted!!
kit kat

United States

#20 Jul 4, 2012
Fruit loops wrote:
I had my girl in 69 and she sharted!!
HUH?
kit kat

United States

#21 Jul 4, 2012
I will not metion names but I thought it was freaking funny as hell. A guy shows up at the hospital one night with his girlfriend and dumps her then leaves. Apparently, they were getting down dirty when the vibrator with in the back door. Can you image trying to tell the doctor your situation. Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
True story!!
Memories

Haslet, TX

#22 Jul 4, 2012
hmmm wrote:
Nothng too funny.. just embarrassing. Has to do with a parked car and cops showing up...u figure out the rest
Haa that happened to me and my bf. and one timein the car his ass hit the steering wheel and the car honked.. Dam good times

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