10 Signs Your Husband has a SANCHA

10 Signs Your Husband has a SANCHA

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Chicano

San Antonio, TX

#1 Aug 4, 2011
Top 10 Signs your husband has a Sancha

1. The inside of your car all of a sudden smells like a rest area bathroom.

2. Your husband switched from VIAGRA to Once a day-daily CIALIS.

3. You find him doing the Emilio Navaira Shuffle in front of the Mirror.

4. All of a sudden he is using GLOW in the DARK condoms with you.

5. After your husband goes to Confession the Priest steps out of the confessional for a cigarrette.

6. Your Husband's favorite fast food joint has now become Lone John Silvers and he is ordering the large Shrimp & Oyster Platter.

7. Your husband is now very fond of Barry White Music.

8. During your husband prostate exam the Doctor comments "What hell do you have a Golf Ball in there!"

9.You once enjoyed a night of dancing at the LONESTAR and now he only takes you to dance at ROQUES NIGHT CLUB.

10. He is now growing a beard like the guy from the DOS XX Commercial.(Stay Thirsty My Freinds)

hot water dude

Since: Mar 11

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#2 Aug 4, 2011
LMAO at your #3 Chicano,,,,Whats the Emilo shuffle? Face diving thru the winshield of the RV in Houston drunk like a typical mexcican? Drive Rv into bridge,,,,shuffle(and fly) out front winshield,,,,,,admit to being drunk as usual(more shuffleing),,,,,stand in front of mirror and go ,"caca' my band essays are gonna sue me(keep shuffling),,,ehole....

What a great and typical mexican shuffle.

I usually am liking your posts chicano, they bring a smile to my face,(well written and I see you are educated) as this one did.Keep up the typical lifestye.
Chicano

Hondo, TX

#3 Aug 4, 2011
I have so few fans I just put a MERCEDEZ BENZ for sale and I am also have a TRAINED PETS For SALE posting maybe we can do business....

PS- Please read my WICCAN DISCRIMINATED ME posting I am considering sueing this religion...

hot water dude

Since: Mar 11

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#4 Aug 4, 2011
Chicano wrote:
I have so few fans I just put a MERCEDEZ BENZ for sale and I am also have a TRAINED PETS For SALE posting maybe we can do business....
PS- Please read my WICCAN DISCRIMINATED ME posting I am considering sueing this religion...
...."and I am also have".....sounds like beaner talk to me essay.I also have very few fans here.

PS,,,,,,it's SUING, stupid beaner.Just to let you know.

hot water dude

Since: Mar 11

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#5 Aug 4, 2011
And yes, I am well aware I misspelled WINDSHIELD.Just to let you know.

Maybe we can rename it the Emilo face plow.
Chicano

Hondo, TX

#6 Aug 4, 2011
Beaner thanks for the compliment I eat the dickens out of them everyday I dont know why people get so pissed off by that word ESE. Now for the word SUING to me its SUEING I am keeping it real I type it with an accent I talk like DESI ARNAZ so you get my drift.
Chicano

San Antonio, TX

#7 Aug 5, 2011
You see folks alot of individuals would be offended by "HOT WATER DUDE" calling us Mexicans beaners. But I tend to look beyond our diffrences and look the other way. I dont mind the fact that he was fathered by a Carnival Clown behind a dart stand. Nor the fact that he and his wife enjoy the occasional 3-SOME with their Coon dog. I like to whistle "LA CUCARACHA" he on the other hand enjoys making turkey and duck calls with his ass. Its our diversity that makes us freinds.
Trucker

San Francisco, CA

#8 Aug 5, 2011
U fkers are nuts !!! in a funny way
anc

United States

#9 Aug 5, 2011
hot water dude is half mexican , me and my friends raped the b_itch
Random

United States

#10 Aug 5, 2011
Omg!!! HWD.....hilarious
Chicano

San Antonio, TX

#11 Aug 5, 2011
Yes Folks Im trying to bring us The Mexicans and Gringos together. My vision is for you to have a positive freindship like me and "HOT WATER DUDE". For example I dont mind the fact that he says Mexicans arent worth a shit because in contrast he smells like shit. He says Mexicans are wet backs thats OK his wife has a hairy back. He says Mexicans have a big mouth in contrast he has a toothless mouth.
So cant we all just get along.....
outrageous

Pflugerville, TX

#12 Aug 7, 2011
Chicano wrote:
Yes Folks Im trying to bring us The Mexicans and Gringos together. My vision is for you to have a positive freindship like me and "HOT WATER DUDE". For example I dont mind the fact that he says Mexicans arent worth a shit because in contrast he smells like shit. He says Mexicans are wet backs thats OK his wife has a hairy back. He says Mexicans have a big mouth in contrast he has a toothless mouth.
So cant we all just get along.....
I agree with you 100%
Chicano

Universal City, TX

#13 Aug 7, 2011
You see Folks people like “Hot Water Dude” are the type of Gringo who wants everybody to learn to read, write & speak English correctly. They say “Learn English or go back to Mexico!” We need to learn how to reconcile our differences whenever they say that to you humbly lower your gaze and say “Si I will try to learn English Senor…”

However as soon as he turns around give him the finger!

This technique has been used by our ancient Mexican ancestors for years. There is no need to resort to violence. You see that’s the key just give them the finger preferably behind their backs. I know the GRINGO will say “TRY shooting the finger at my face you Mexican coward!” The answer is No that’s OK I rather still give you the finger behind your back. I may be Mexican but I aint stupid in fact this is so easy that I am giving the Gringos the finger right now as I type this message. I give the finger to the gringos all the time. Hell I even give the finger to gringos that are in a coma however I do shoot the finger at their faces under these circumstances. However if a gringo has nice looking daughter I wont give her the finger but I will certainly give her something that resembles a finger.
yup

San Antonio, TX

#14 Aug 7, 2011
hot water dude is caca..Is a toothless white trailor trash hippie who was dumped by a mexican fat woman.And now spends his last years of life on topix. hating on mexicans.
just saying

Houston, TX

#16 Aug 9, 2011
Hot water dude is nothing but bird shit!!!!
to my sancho

United States

#17 Aug 10, 2011
I miss all the nights you would spend with me. We stayed at expensive motel and river walk I miss bullshitting with u over the phone in texts.but everything was just bullshit. It had to come to an end one day and I'm glad how it ended. Cause now I'm happy where I am at.
the number 1 reason

Uvalde, TX

#18 Aug 11, 2011
Chicano wrote:
Top 10 Signs your husband has a Sancha
1. The inside of your car all of a sudden smells like a rest area bathroom.
2. Your husband switched from VIAGRA to Once a day-daily CIALIS.
3. You find him doing the Emilio Navaira Shuffle in front of the Mirror.
4. All of a sudden he is using GLOW in the DARK condoms with you.
5. After your husband goes to Confession the Priest steps out of the confessional for a cigarrette.
6. Your Husband's favorite fast food joint has now become Lone John Silvers and he is ordering the large Shrimp & Oyster Platter.
7. Your husband is now very fond of Barry White Music.
8. During your husband prostate exam the Doctor comments "What hell do you have a Golf Ball in there!"
9.You once enjoyed a night of dancing at the LONESTAR and now he only takes you to dance at ROQUES NIGHT CLUB.
10. He is now growing a beard like the guy from the DOS XX Commercial.(Stay Thirsty My Freinds)
Number one reason should be:

Because you are on Uvalde Topix typing up this Sh*t, instead of in bed with him rocking his world.
Chicano

Eagle Pass, TX

#19 Aug 11, 2011
the number 1 reason wrote:
<quoted text>
Number one reason should be:
Because you are on Uvalde Topix typing up this Sh*t, instead of in bed with him rocking his world.
please come do me sanchita very hard please...we will let the stupid american taxpayers psy for are nino.u can and will get everything for free.think abiout it my lil canchita come rock my world and ill give you a little stone, its all i have, we mexicans have little pepes compared to gringos.
JESS MTZ AND WHAT

Fairfield, CA

#20 Aug 11, 2011
I love this forum
Chicano

Eagle Pass, TX

#21 Aug 11, 2011
JESS MTZ AND WHAT wrote:
I love this forum


Chutup esy their iss a revolution here gringos and us mexicanos i hope you our on my side esy.the gringos,especially thayt water dude our kicking my bean azz.

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