Italian obituaries
OIN

Utica, NY

#68 Jun 22, 2013
jion wrote:
I'm getting gd sick and tired of seeing mile long obits on italians that did nothing their entire lives except deliver mail, deliver bread, twirl pizzas, breed and belong to the sons of italy. Don't their "cherished" children understand how stupid those things read to a normal person? Who the hell writes them anyone, an italian undertaker? former mayor roefaro? I love the part of how great the marriage was, and how they were "enchanted" with each other. Oooops did someone forget the 54 times the guy cheated and the 76 times the wife cheated? Do they think this will impress someone or are they trying to rewrite history? They save themselves some money if they told the truth and got to the point. For example: "He graduated from 8th grade. He cleaned offices his entire life when he wasn't cheating or breeding. He drank to excess and gambled most of his life insurance money away. He died a miserable old man. End of story."
"
we do it so future generations know their lineage its for ancestry reasons bozo.. how else do you think the mob knows who can be sworn into the life they trace it back to the old country
Oootica Wopslop

United States

#69 Jun 22, 2013
Hank wrote:
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They're stepping out with their "goomahs"...they shoot their wads then have the balls to say their wife was better in the sack. Then they'll go home and beat the living shit out of their wives for ruining the lasagna.
So true!
Oootica Wopslop

United States

#70 Jun 22, 2013
louie wrote:
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The thing is dude, there are never any accomplishments listed. It's all subjective drivel about how much of a saint the deceased was--and if you knew him you'd know it was a pack of lies. Why lie in an obit? Play it straight.
Most uticans are desperate personalities by the time they're 30. They lie and over embellish in life and do the same in death. Good post!
Oootica wopslop

United States

#71 Jun 22, 2013
Italian men are sexy though. I would totally bang one.
my ex and others

Cortland, NY

#72 Jun 22, 2013
In my life I have found all an Italian man wants to do is eat, sleep, eat, sleep, eat, and gamble! But watch out for those Polish peeps!! Ya Man!
OIN

Utica, NY

#73 Jun 22, 2013
OIN wrote:
<quoted text>we do it so future generations know their lineage its for ancestry reasons bozo.. how else do you think the mob knows who can be sworn into the life they trace it back to the old country
also the church keeps records of every family that is baptized and the family members the death is also recorded with the church
rolol

Utica, NY

#74 Jun 22, 2013
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!
rolol

Utica, NY

#75 Jun 22, 2013
How do you sink a polish battleship?

Put it in water.
rolol

Utica, NY

#76 Jun 22, 2013
Whats the difference between a smart Irish man and a unicorn?

Nothing, they're both fictional characters
rolol

Utica, NY

#77 Jun 22, 2013
What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff?

Look, mother, no Hans!
hank brackett

Verona, NY

#78 Jun 23, 2013
my ex and others wrote:
In my life I have found all an Italian man wants to do is eat, sleep, eat, sleep, eat, and gamble! But watch out for those Polish peeps!! Ya Man!
And you forgot the most important....to beat the living shit out of their women, be it their wife or girlfriend, after just getting back from banging their goomah.
Marty

New Hartford, NY

#79 Jun 23, 2013
jion wrote:
I'm getting gd sick and tired of seeing mile long obits on italians that did nothing their entire lives except deliver mail, deliver bread, twirl pizzas, breed and belong to the sons of italy. Don't their "cherished" children understand how stupid those things read to a normal person? Who the hell writes them anyone, an italian undertaker? former mayor roefaro? I love the part of how great the marriage was, and how they were "enchanted" with each other. Oooops did someone forget the 54 times the guy cheated and the 76 times the wife cheated? Do they think this will impress someone or are they trying to rewrite history? They save themselves some money if they told the truth and got to the point. For example: "He graduated from 8th grade. He cleaned offices his entire life when he wasn't cheating or breeding. He drank to excess and gambled most of his life insurance money away. He died a miserable old man. End of story."
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dont look or read them problem solved u r on here bashing OBits how so sad . So tell how bad are our world problems maybe this is something to focus on
Analventing Utica People

United States

#80 Jun 23, 2013
Marty wrote:
<quoted text>dont look or read them problem solved u r on here bashing OBits how so sad . So tell how bad are our world problems maybe this is something to focus on
No it's kind of true upstate people and yes often the italians have the most glaringly obnoxiously inflated obituaries compared to the real person it's embarrassing. Denying it like that just kicks the realization and change down the road. I notice most people left there act all sanctimoniously repulsed when they hear a "negative" comment no matter how true it is. So in addition to the original embarrassing situation it's even more embarrassing the lengths you people go to to try to pretend something obviously "negative" exists.
People have said it a million times, most uticans have a completely inflated view of their own self worth. The population left there is mostly dumbed down and stuck working in some private sector "King" job for low watts. Just listen to the way these simpletons reply to comments with toilethead remarks and semantics that amount to little more than analventing. Outsiders look at uticans for what they are pretty easily it's astonishing how clueless uticans and the biggest mouths are about how obvious it looks.
Analventing Utica People

United States

#81 Jun 23, 2013
Mario wrote:
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That's just warming up. My sleazeball Uncle Tony came to my father's funeral and asked if we we're having strippers at the wake, because "he would have liked that". It went downhill from there. He decided he was going to be the center of attention, and acted like a wiseguy dick the rest of the day.
There are normal Italian-Americans, and those that want to be a mob boss or player. Hopefully, they will just fade away.
Omg soooo utica.
I agree

Utica, NY

#83 Jun 23, 2013
Marty wrote:
<quoted text>dont look or read them problem solved u r on here bashing OBits how so sad . So tell how bad are our world problems maybe this is something to focus on
I agree with you. How pitiful this person's life must be to bash obits.
Can I help you

Utica, NY

#84 Jun 23, 2013
OMG SREGGIN wrote:
<quoted text>When blacks commit crimes of violence, they are nearly three times more likely than non-blacks to use a gun, and more than..........
62% of ALL black births are paid for by the US government.
As you can see, I have not repeated your entire ranting on my reply. I do this for you more than others. It was a beautiful day today, don't you have any friends you could have been with rather than copying and pasting the same text over and over again. Do you have any family that want to be in the same room with you. If not, black people can be someone to turn to. They can help you through the process or racism. You need a friend; don't allow your racism to get in the way of enjoying life.
Latest UPD PIGGER post

United States

#85 Jun 23, 2013
Can I help you wrote:
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As you can see, I have not repeated your entire ranting on my reply. I do this for you more than others. It was a beautiful day today, don't you have any friends you could have been with rather than copying and pasting the same text over and over again. Do you have any family that want to be in the same room with you. If not, black people can be someone to turn to. They can help you through the process or racism. You need a friend; don't allow your racism to get in the way of enjoying life.
His racism has COMSUMED his entire life and guetterballed him into racist cop lover work on the dole.

We shun retards like that where I work because they are usually really stupid and a liability. Hence most racists earn less and suffer a lot.

The prefect dessert!
Latest UPD PIGGER post

United States

#86 Jun 23, 2013
Utica italians are a petri dish of ego fail and low low low self-esteem. Like the coons they yell about and blame their poverty on they're all about "appearances".
Latest UPD PIGGER post

United States

#92 Jun 23, 2013
His racism has COMSUMED his entire life and guetterballed him into racist cop lover work on the dole.

We shun retards like that where I work because they are usually really stupid and a liability. Hence most racists earn less and suffer a lot.

The prefect dessert!
Latest UPD PIGGER post

United States

#93 Jun 23, 2013
Analventing Utica People wrote:
<quoted text>No it's kind of true upstate people and yes often the italians have the most glaringly obnoxiously inflated obituaries compared to the real person it's embarrassing. Denying it like that just kicks the realization and change down the road. I notice most people left there act all sanctimoniously repulsed when they hear a "negative" comment no matter how true it is. So in addition to the original embarrassing situation it's even more embarrassing the lengths you people go to to try to pretend something obviously "negative" exists.
People have said it a million times, most uticans have a completely inflated view of their own self worth. The population left there is mostly dumbed down and stuck working in some private sector "King" job for low watts. Just listen to the way these simpletons reply to comments with toilethead remarks and semantics that amount to little more than analventing. Outsiders look at uticans for what they are pretty easily it's astonishing how clueless uticans and the biggest mouths are about how obvious it looks.
Agree!

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