Italian obituaries
IamItalian

Mclean, VA

#47 Jun 21, 2013
on the money wrote:
<quoted text> Right on the money.Plus people attend calling hours-to see who is there-like a social gathering-when the approcah the deceased they turn to the family:"Did he or she suffer and He or She Looks Great !! Is there a Funeral dinner ?
Agree, some are so fake embarrassing & disrespecful. experienced it - "Where's the funeral dinner, were's the keg" ... shallow ignorant italians - my father just died, my family is in pain & you want to know where the party is.
Mario

United States

#48 Jun 21, 2013
IamItalian wrote:
<quoted text>
Agree, some are so fake embarrassing & disrespecful. experienced it - "Where's the funeral dinner, were's the keg" ... shallow ignorant italians - my father just died, my family is in pain & you want to know where the party is.
That's just warming up. My sleazeball Uncle Tony came to my father's funeral and asked if we we're having strippers at the wake, because "he would have liked that". It went downhill from there. He decided he was going to be the center of attention, and acted like a wiseguy dick the rest of the day.

There are normal Italian-Americans, and those that want to be a mob boss or player. Hopefully, they will just fade away.

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Family

Massena, NY

#49 Jun 21, 2013
And dont forget the boost-white envelope-when you approach the coffin-or you will get dirty looks from the family and wont be able to attend the buffet.If you attend funeral dinner-make sure you get your money back -three times to the buffet,wrap some cookies to bring home,if you know the server-give him a fin($5.00) he will wrap up some chicken & greens-back door--and make your way to the bar quickly and order some sambucca!
Family

Massena, NY

#50 Jun 21, 2013
at the funeral home-back room-everyone sitting talking to each other "how u relative?? "That my mother in law -brother- exwife- sister- 3rd cousin" Forgetaboutit!!!
screaming

Cuba City, WI

#51 Jun 21, 2013
bet molester took baby and having LOADS of fun LOL

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Since: Jan 08

Rome

#52 Jun 21, 2013
LOL, the boost. Ya gotta have the boost.
Mill Rat

Skaneateles, NY

#54 Jun 21, 2013
Family wrote:
And dont forget the boost-white envelope-when you approach the coffin-or you will get dirty looks from the family and wont be able to attend the buffet.If you attend funeral dinner-make sure you get your money back -three times to the buffet,wrap some cookies to bring home,if you know the server-give him a fin($5.00) he will wrap up some chicken & greens-back door--and make your way to the bar quickly and order some sambucca!
You have to get to the cookies before the old ladies get there & wrap them in napkins and stuff them in their purses or down their cleavage.
Family

Massena, NY

#55 Jun 21, 2013
Mill Rat wrote:
<quoted text> You have to get to the cookies before the old ladies get there & wrap them in napkins and stuff them in their purses or down their cleavage.
classic!!
Utica appearances

United States

#56 Jun 21, 2013
Utica italians are a petri dish of ego fail and low low low self-esteem. Like the coons they yell about and blame their poverty on they're all about "appearances".

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Ajdin

Rochester, NY

#57 Jun 22, 2013
Why do Italian men have mustaches?

So they can look like their skanky mothers.
Sue

Brooklyn, NY

#58 Jun 22, 2013
You are one sick and ignorant bastard to make that comment.
Ahmed wrote:
I love Italian obits. Means another wop is dead in Utica. What a great way to start the day.
Vito Scotti

Norwich, NY

#59 Jun 22, 2013
It's all about quante mosse/quanda moss. The Italians dig that stuff.
Maria

Sherburne, NY

#60 Jun 22, 2013
What!!!!! No meat balls on this free buffet??? You gotta be kidding me!
hank brackett

Syracuse, NY

#61 Jun 22, 2013
Maria wrote:
What!!!!! No meat balls on this free buffet??? You gotta be kidding me!
And to go to that free buffet, you have to go to the wake & the cemetary.
sam

Sherburne, NY

#62 Jun 22, 2013
The hell you do
Dom

Dallas, TX

#63 Jun 22, 2013
Armand was born in Utica . He was raised and educated locally. On August 28 he married the former Rose Perscutti with whom he shared 58 years prior to her passing in 2001; their lives were filled with happiness, contentment, and unconditional love.
Armando was proud to have worked at the Utica Radiator Company and thereafter at Proctor High School as the head groundskeeper, the position from which he retired in 1990. Always hard at work, he loved to tinker around the house and yard, remaining active and affectionately known as “Mr. Gadget MacGyver” and “Papa Smurf.” His children admired the love, devotion, and care that he gave so unconditionally to their mom when she was in the nursing home, as well as the love he showed his children and grandchildren throughout their lives. An avid sportsman, he was a bowler for 61 years and played softball until the age of 70 (a game he began in his early 50’s). Armando was also an excellent dancer, time after time requesting “Proud Mary” and “Joy to the World” as accompaniment. However, Country Western music and old Classic movies took precedence as his favorite genres of entertainment. He had some staunch routines, including ordering Regal Pizza on Monday nights after bowling, preparing delicious lasagna for holiday gatherings, putting tinsel on the Christmas tree by hand with precision, selecting Star Bakery doughnuts and rolls, and securing the traditional,‘must-have’, Italian specialty foods, among them Dino’s Sausage, fried dough, sauce on Sundays, oil & garlic Pasta, and eating out at the iconic Pelliteri Joe’s and Joey’s Restaurant for his greens & beans and tomato salad. Among his repertoire of memorable witticisms were “Wait a while…” and “Fire in the hole!”
SWNG A REGGIN

Utica, NY

#64 Jun 22, 2013
Utica appearances wrote:
Utica italians are a petri dish of ego fail and low low low self-esteem. Like the coons they yell about and blame their poverty on they're all about "appearances".
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SWNG A REGGIN

Utica, NY

#65 Jun 22, 2013
Mario wrote:
<quoted text>
That's just warming up. My sleazeball Uncle Tony came to my father's funeral and asked if we we're having strippers at the wake, because "he would have liked that". It went downhill from there. He decided he was going to be the center of attention, and acted like a wiseguy dick the rest of the day.
There are normal Italian-Americans, and those that want to be a mob boss or player. Hopefully, they will just fade away.
HOUSING YOUR REGGIN.

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SWNG A REGGIN

Utica, NY

#66 Jun 22, 2013
Family wrote:
And dont forget the boost-white envelope-when you approach the coffin-or you will get dirty looks from the family and wont be able to attend the buffet.If you attend funeral dinner-make sure you get your money back -three times to the buffet,wrap some cookies to bring home,if you know the server-give him a fin($5.00) he will wrap up some chicken & greens-back door--and make your way to the bar quickly and order some sambucca!
When blacks commit crimes of violence, they are nearly three times more likely than non-blacks to use a gun, and more than twice as likely to use a knife.
* Hispanics commit violent crimes at roughly three times the white rate, and Asians commit violent crimes at about one quarter the white rate.
* The single best indicator of violent crime levels in an area is the percentage of the population that is black and Hispanic.

Interracial Crime

* Of the nearly 770,000 violent interracial crimes committed every year involving blacks and whites, blacks commit 85 percent and whites commit 15 percent.
* Blacks commit more violent crime against whites than against blacks. Forty-five percent of their victims are white, 43 percent are black, and 10 percent are Hispanic. When whites commit violent crime, only three percent of their victims are black.
* Blacks are an estimated 39 times more likely to commit a violent crime against a white than vice versa, and 136 times more likely to commit robbery.
* Blacks are 2.25 times more likely to commit officially-designated hate crimes against whites than vice versa.

Gangs

* Only 10 percent of youth gang members are white.
* Hispanics are 19 times more likely than whites to be members of youth gangs. Blacks are 15 times more likely, and Asians are nine times more likely.

Weapons violations are committed by Blacks at nearly 5 times the rate for Whites;

Blacks are caught receiving or buying stolen property at nearly 5 times the rate for Whites;

Blacks are involved in prostitution at almost 4 times the rate for Whites;

Blacks are arrested for drug crimes at over 4 times the rate for Whites;

Blacks are more than three times as likely as Whites to be caught at forgery, counterfeiting, and fraud, and almost three times as likely to be caught at embezzlement;

Blacks are more than 3 times as likely to be thieves as Whites;

Blacks are more than 4 times as likely to commit assault as Whites;

Blacks are almost 4.5 times as likely to steal a motor vehicle;

Blacks are more than 5 times as likely to commit forcible rape as Whites;

Blacks are over 8 times as likely to commit murder as Whites;

Blacks are more than 10 times as likely to commit robbery as Whites;

Nearly 25% of all Black males between the ages of 20 and 29 are in jail or on probation - this does not include those wanted or awaiting trial;

For all violent crimes considered together, Blacks are almost 5.5 times more likely to commit violent criminal acts than Whites; all this according to the FBI Uniform Crime Report.

Blacks are four times more likely than Whites to kill their children...

28% of black males go to jail, vs. 4.4% of White males

68.7% of blacks are born out of wedlock!

56% of black women have genital herpes!!!

62% of ALL black births are paid for by the US government.
Oootica Wopslop

United States

#67 Jun 22, 2013
Jack wrote:
This thread is spot on. Self important Italians with obits that are unidentifiable when you compare their lives to what is published.
Funny thing is, they just don't get it. Stop embarrassing the departed and your family. Or tell the truth (yeah, right).
I found that most uticans slef descriptions of themselves are hysterically telling!

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