Italian obituaries
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jion

Utica, NY

#1 Jun 18, 2013
I'm getting gd sick and tired of seeing mile long obits on italians that did nothing their entire lives except deliver mail, deliver bread, twirl pizzas, breed and belong to the sons of italy. Don't their "cherished" children understand how stupid those things read to a normal person? Who the hell writes them anyone, an italian undertaker? former mayor roefaro? I love the part of how great the marriage was, and how they were "enchanted" with each other. Oooops did someone forget the 54 times the guy cheated and the 76 times the wife cheated? Do they think this will impress someone or are they trying to rewrite history? They save themselves some money if they told the truth and got to the point. For example: "He graduated from 8th grade. He cleaned offices his entire life when he wasn't cheating or breeding. He drank to excess and gambled most of his life insurance money away. He died a miserable old man. End of story."
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first amendment

New York, NY

#2 Jun 18, 2013
better than the muslums obits, praise allah your hole life then murder innocent women and children.. that's why I wipe my azz with the Koran. join u smuck face, upurs dale u fat fcuk
Italian princess

Oneonta, NY

#3 Jun 18, 2013
jion wrote:
I'm getting gd sick and tired of seeing mile long obits on italians that did nothing their entire lives except deliver mail, deliver bread, twirl pizzas, breed and belong to the sons of italy. Don't their "cherished" children understand how stupid those things read to a normal person? Who the hell writes them anyone, an italian undertaker? former mayor roefaro? I love the part of how great the marriage was, and how they were "enchanted" with each other. Oooops did someone forget the 54 times the guy cheated and the 76 times the wife cheated? Do they think this will impress someone or are they trying to rewrite history? They save themselves some money if they told the truth and got to the point. For example: "He graduated from 8th grade. He cleaned offices his entire life when he wasn't cheating or breeding. He drank to excess and gambled most of his life insurance money away. He died a miserable old man. End of story."
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then don't read them. You have issues
ciel

Utica, NY

#4 Jun 18, 2013
jion wrote:
I'm getting gd sick and tired of seeing mile long obits on italians that did nothing their entire lives except deliver mail, deliver bread, twirl pizzas, breed and belong to the sons of italy. Don't their "cherished" children understand how stupid those things read to a normal person? Who the hell writes them anyone, an italian undertaker? former mayor roefaro? I love the part of how great the marriage was, and how they were "enchanted" with each other. Oooops did someone forget the 54 times the guy cheated and the 76 times the wife cheated? Do they think this will impress someone or are they trying to rewrite history? They save themselves some money if they told the truth and got to the point. For example: "He graduated from 8th grade. He cleaned offices his entire life when he wasn't cheating or breeding. He drank to excess and gambled most of his life insurance money away. He died a miserable old man. End of story."
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I agree. Some of them are so funny, that I start my day off with a laugh. A few of them have ended up on the bulletin board at work. Everyone roars when they read the same sorry old lines that they read about someone else the week before. I'll bet the undertaker has files on them so all he has to do is change the names. The most ridiculously written obits that I have ever read and I've lived on both coasts. AND, I'm Italian.
dom

Utica, NY

#5 Jun 18, 2013
hahahaha--bad enough that we have to put up with the stink of them while they are alive, even after death they are polluting the paper. Ninety percent of what you read in an italian obituary are lies. They all hate each other enough to kill. I agree, it is all for show with no basis in fact. Good for a laugh now and then though.
two of you having fun

New Hartford, NY

#6 Jun 18, 2013
dom wrote:
hahahaha--bad enough that we have to put up with the stink of them while they are alive, even after death they are polluting the paper. Ninety percent of what you read in an italian obituary are lies. They all hate each other enough to kill. I agree, it is all for show with no basis in fact. Good for a laugh now and then though.
Are the two of you having fun bashing Italian obituaries. Really? The only thing that surprises me is that you read the newspaper. By your comments I would think you only capable of reading the commics.
maria

Utica, NY

#7 Jun 18, 2013
two of you having fun wrote:
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Are the two of you having fun bashing Italian obituaries. Really? The only thing that surprises me is that you read the newspaper. By your comments I would think you only capable of reading the commics.
Italian obits = comics. LOLOLOL....hahahaha
osama ur mama

New York, NY

#8 Jun 19, 2013
we muslums don't use soap , we smell like siht..we also like to rape children just like mohammad the pedo
osama ur mama

New York, NY

#9 Jun 19, 2013
trouble is,'allah' via the unholy koran, tells the muslims that it's Ok to steal from non-muslim, also Ok to rape, murder...etc....
6426
Update

Syracuse, NY

#10 Jun 19, 2013
Yea Itilians smack their wife around and when they die he was next to sainthood. I guess they really think they can be a Sunday Catholic and talking good about them buys them a way into heaven.
tony bag of donuts

New York, NY

#11 Jun 19, 2013
they need a little tap now and then, esp when they are not where they belong in the kitchen or bed
Mario

Germany

#12 Jun 19, 2013
They are funny. When you know the families, and all the conflict and double dealing that goes on - to see the glowing obit is gagging. But, it is always good for a laugh at Sunday dinner.
Non Gweed

Syracuse, NY

#13 Jun 19, 2013
All those obits come from Eannace. Regular obits are expensive -- I can't imagine what these run, with 2 pages full of "Nonni made the best cookies".
Hank

Syracuse, NY

#15 Jun 19, 2013
All the men have stepped out on their wives but God forbid the women do it.
Gayguy

Syracuse, NY

#16 Jun 19, 2013
Hank wrote:
All the men have stepped out on their wives but God forbid the women do it.
So who are they stepping out with, me?
Pietro

France

#17 Jun 19, 2013
Gayguy wrote:
<quoted text> So who are they stepping out with, me?
While it is true that many Italian men are closet gays, I think the majority prefer sleazy younger women. And as we know, in Utica there are tons of sleaseball skanks to take care of us. Can you name a few that you've done.
that place

New York, NY

#18 Jun 19, 2013
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rachel

Utica, NY

#19 Jun 19, 2013
Eannace Funeral Home writes the worst obituaries I've ever seen in my life. 100 years from now, do you want people reading your obit and seeing the phrase "And he loved Nonna's chicken riggies" in it?? Pathetic garbage.
on the money

Massena, NY

#20 Jun 19, 2013
jion wrote:
I'm getting gd sick and tired of seeing mile long obits on italians that did nothing their entire lives except deliver mail, deliver bread, twirl pizzas, breed and belong to the sons of italy. Don't their "cherished" children understand how stupid those things read to a normal person? Who the hell writes them anyone, an italian undertaker? former mayor roefaro? I love the part of how great the marriage was, and how they were "enchanted" with each other. Oooops did someone forget the 54 times the guy cheated and the 76 times the wife cheated? Do they think this will impress someone or are they trying to rewrite history? They save themselves some money if they told the truth and got to the point. For example: "He graduated from 8th grade. He cleaned offices his entire life when he wasn't cheating or breeding. He drank to excess and gambled most of his life insurance money away. He died a miserable old man. End of story."
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Right on the money.Plus people attend calling hours-to see who is there-like a social gathering-when the approcah the deceased they turn to the family:"Did he or she suffer and He or She Looks Great !! Is there a Funeral dinner ?
Resident

Utica, NY

#21 Jun 19, 2013
The greatest phrase included in an obituary is: "There will be no calling hours."

That's how you can tell the family has class. Wakes are for the lowlifes.

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