Calling Fat Tony Salerno

Calling Fat Tony Salerno

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Tubby Labella

Utica, NY

#1 Aug 7, 2013
Hey Fats! Got into a little jam again tonight at you know where, and I'll need you to call you know who and send him the usual to get me out of this mess! I know I can count on you,bro!
Fat Tony Salerno

Rochester, NY

#3 Aug 7, 2013
Tubby Labella wrote:
Hey Fats! Got into a little jam again tonight at you know where, and I'll need you to call you know who and send him the usual to get me out of this mess! I know I can count on you,bro!
Consider it done, Tubbs. Those things happen to the best of us. I'm there for you.

PS: Was B.W. Fordplow with you, or did you go solo this time?? B.W.- he's good people.
Tubby Labella

Brighton, MA

#4 Aug 8, 2013
Thanks again Fats. Most of the stains came off the ceiling, that llama made it back to the zoo before anybody noticed him missing, and the 3 strippers had all their "issues" resolved without getting the police involved. I owe you a drink next time you're at Bengees.
Fat Tony Salerno

United States

#5 Aug 8, 2013
Not a problem Tubbs. I'm sorry I had such terrible gas and kept fartin all nite. Damn those pickled eggs at Benjees!
Fat Tony Salerno

Rochester, NY

#6 Aug 10, 2013
Fat Tony Salerno wrote:
Not a problem Tubbs. I'm sorry I had such terrible gas and kept fartin all nite. Damn those pickled eggs at Benjees!
You can tell this is an imposter. In real life I never apologize for farting. But I'm happy the llama is back home safe and sound.
Tubby Labella

United States

#10 Sep 3, 2013
Hey Fat Tony! I got the petroleum jelly and the anal beads. You know where to find me.
Tubby Labella

Utica, NY

#11 Sep 4, 2013
Tubby Labella wrote:
Hey Fat Tony! I got the petroleum jelly and the anal beads. You know where to find me.
Imposter-kiss my fat,sweaty azz!
Fat Tony Salerno

United States

#12 Sep 4, 2013
Tubby Labella wrote:
Hey Fat Tony! I got the petroleum jelly and the anal beads. You know where to find me.
I'll be right there Tubbs. Make sure you were those assless leather pants too.

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