Whats So Wrong With Inter-Species Mar...

Whats So Wrong With Inter-Species Marriage??

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Goat Lover

Gouverneur, NY

#1 Mar 28, 2013
I dont see anything in the constitution that says I cant marry my goat. Were in love. If you rednecks can load up on assault weapons,who would I be hurting by marrying my goat? The sex is unbelievable.

Gouverneur, NY

#2 Mar 29, 2013
Are you serious?????????
nuttin stoppin you

Utica, NY

#3 Mar 29, 2013
go ahead goat boy. you're already fcukin' her so make it permanent. just go to your church and father will come up with the appropriate fee. you don't need government permission or paper-work as your girlfriend doesn't have a social security number and you'll never need any of the legal aspects of marrying a human being. so have yourselves a ceremony and enjoy your honeymoon!

Fayetteville, NY

#4 Mar 29, 2013
I don't know about goats but I've tried a sheep in my younger days and it was amazing

Gouverneur, NY

#5 Mar 29, 2013
Does wiggling it around in a bowl of ground beef count? I think I'm in love.

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