Free Rectal Examination

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bruce

Utica, NY

#1 May 5, 2013
Anybody know where I can get one? Theres something stuck up there and I'm too embarrased to go to the ER.
Living Large In 13492

Schenectady, NY

#3 May 5, 2013
bruce wrote:
Anybody know where I can get one? Theres something stuck up there and I'm too embarrased to go to the ER.
Ask any CO. They'll give you one for free.
hank hill

Indianapolis, IN

#4 May 5, 2013
Go to the airport with a turban, I'm sure they could help ya out.
curious

Utica, NY

#5 May 5, 2013
what kind of cute little furry animal did you shove up your asz?
Peter Pekkersnot

Syracuse, NY

#6 May 5, 2013
Bruce, do you really think something's stuck up there or is it people telling you act like you have something stuck up there ? Elaborate please and I may be able to diagnose you properly.
Bruce

Utica, NY

#7 May 6, 2013
Peter Pekkersnot wrote:
Bruce, do you really think something's stuck up there or is it people telling you act like you have something stuck up there ? Elaborate please and I may be able to diagnose you properly.
I think that I may have accidently put a pound of hot dogs up there.(one at a time)

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