Utica---Home of the DEAD AND THE DYING

Utica---Home of the DEAD AND THE DYING

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THE UNDERTAKER

Canastota, NY

#1 May 3, 2009
I love this area. Everyone is already DEAD or in the process of dying. Business at the hospitals, nursing homes, funeral parlors, and pharmacies has never been better. SOME people are smart and move out before they become zombies and then die. If you elect to stay here, then we "in the business" of taking care of the dead will GET YOU.
Agree

Fishers, NY

#2 May 3, 2009
I agree. It seems that lately everyone is dying in this area.
Airborne Willie

Carlisle, SC

#3 May 3, 2009
I left years ago.I think everyone there is dying from over taxation!I live the good life in Tn now.Get out before it's too late!
PEZ GOLF

Canastota, NY

#4 May 4, 2009
Airborne Willie wrote:
I left years ago.I think everyone there is dying from over taxation!I live the good life in Tn now.Get out before it's too late!
My goddaughter (she is also my niece) lives in North Carolina, and her sister lives in southern Florida. They and their husbands have good, secure jobs, beautiful homes, excellent weather, and low taxes. My sister and her husband are going to move to live near one or the other. As he says, "This area is a graveyard, and I am NOT ready to be declared dead yet."
Sal Minella

Manlius, NY

#6 May 4, 2009
Everone is leaving, which leaves empty houses, which means no taxes are being generated from those empty houses, which in turn means, higher taxes for those who stay or have stayed. It will NOT get better.
Sly

Long Eddy, NY

#7 May 6, 2009
I'm gone.

Utica Lies and Riggies

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#8 Jun 19, 2014
THE UNDERTAKER wrote:
I love this area. Everyone is already DEAD or in the process of dying. Business at the hospitals, nursing homes, funeral parlors, and pharmacies has never been better. SOME people are smart and move out before they become zombies and then die. If you elect to stay here, then we "in the business" of taking care of the dead will GET YOU.
There's a sign now and a yogurt stand. Also there's a surplus. It's time to cheer up!

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