Any good Polish jokes?

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#2 Dec 6, 2013
Why did the polish man put ice in his condom?

To keep the swelling down....

Utica, NY

#3 Dec 6, 2013
I thought Polish jokes went out in the 80's. Telling Polish jokes (or any ethnic jokes) now is like telling Nixon jokes.
Go for it

Utica, NY

#4 Dec 6, 2013
Haven't heard a good Nixon joke in awhile...
Tarnished Saint

United States

#5 Dec 6, 2013
What do you call a Polish woman that sleeps all around? A hoeski.

Utica, NY

#6 Dec 6, 2013
Go for it wrote:
Haven't heard a good Nixon joke in awhile...
What did Richard Nixon say when his wife complained about the dinner he prepared?

I am not a cook.

New York, NY

#7 Dec 6, 2013
A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar.

The bartender says hello Mr. President.

U.S Presidents and Statesmen are on every piece Of U.S. currency.

So Will Barack Obama Be Placed On The FoodStamp Card?
80s are great

United States

#9 Dec 6, 2013
Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash?

The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.
Utica celebrates

United States

#10 Dec 6, 2013
What do you get when you mix 20000polocks and 20000 fat loser wops and let sit for 40 years?

Utica celebrates

United States

#11 Dec 6, 2013
Hail master obama I take thy rod an staff in hand like mom to protect the black from all jobs an work to keep him living free off the money you steal. With my min cell phone an eeg probe I will pleasure all black who need it when they can't attack the working. You staff comfort me like the ebt card, some day I will learn how to use card with out help from dad.
Tazzy Hanna

United States

#12 Dec 6, 2013
Long live the UPD and our white supremacy!
DPW at work

United States

#14 Dec 7, 2013
A Polish man is hired to paint the lines on the road.

On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed.

But, the second day he painted just five, and on only the third day, he painted only a mile of the road.

Disappointed his boss asks what the problem was.

The Polish man replies, "Well sir, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket."

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#15 Dec 7, 2013
did you hear about the 747 that crashed into a cemetary just outside warsaw????? everyone on board was killed, but polish officials said the have found over 1200 bodies and cant figure out how they got them all on the plane.

Rome, NY

#16 Dec 7, 2013
did you hear about the million dollar polish lottery? the winner gets a dollar a year for a million years.
All knowing

New York, NY

#17 Dec 7, 2013
Go to Poland, then tell me who the joke s on.

United States

#18 Dec 7, 2013
What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?

Are you sure it's yours?

United States

#19 Dec 7, 2013
For the record I love a good polish joke but I have to say I know some astonishingly intelligent polish folks so it makes it it harmless unless you find one who really believes the big stereotype and gets offended. There are some suspiciously strange streaks of stupid through some of them, the smarter they are the stronger their particular stupid streak is. An example in cny is a computer science engineer with a stack of degrees and experiences with the fed that are off the scale. He will draw elements of quantum computers and develops code for them on a Subway napkin so you can discuss it and how you can make it but literally, absolutely and demonstrably can't drive 4 blocks without getting lost and maybe 3 other enormous holes in his common sense you would expect at least even from a tomato. Most are overly nice and good people but then there's a random couple bad ones. That's a polish person for you bless them forgive me ha.
And don't even get me started on their WWII history or Dave the amazing salesman.

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