10 Genius Reasons To Vote Democrat in the 2014 Elections
Posted in the Utica Forum
#1 Apr 19, 2014
10. If you canít wait for college football season to be delayed or cancelled because the student athletes are union employees.
9. If you believe oil companiesí profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing that same gallon of gas at 15% isnít.
8. If you believe the government will do a better job of spending your money than you will.
7. If you believe Freedom of Speech critically important, as long as nobody is offended by it.
6. If you believe regular citizens are way too irresponsible to own guns, and know that your local police are all thatís needed to protect us from murderers and thieves. You are also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your loved oneís home in order to identify their body after a home invasion.
5. If youíre not concerned about millions of babies being aborted, but are passionate about keeping death row inmates alive and comfy.
4. If you think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits; and that we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.
3. If you believe that businesses should NOT be allowed to make profits for themselves. You also believe that they should break even and give any excess to the government for redistribution and fairness, as elected officials and public servants see fit.
2. If you believe judges should rewrite the Constitution as needed to suit those whose agendas would never get past the voters.
And the Number One reason why you should vote Democrat is:
1. You think that itís better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, fish or frog....
On the other hand, if you now have a headache from reading this list, you probably should not be voting Democrat.
#3 Apr 21, 2014
I'm an Upstate NY hick and I think that list is hilarious.
This will slay at the country club this weekend.
#5 Apr 21, 2014
I hope so. You know what they say...everybody votes dem until they hit 40.
#6 Apr 21, 2014
I be lovin thems democrats! They gives me more benefits! Long live Obama! I be votin for him in 2016!
#8 Apr 21, 2014
But we're in your head.
Keep coming back.
Utica has you by the balls.
#10 Apr 21, 2014
Better than this agonizing SLOW death thats now. Get it over with already
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