10 Genius Reasons To Vote Democrat in...

10 Genius Reasons To Vote Democrat in the 2014 Elections

Posted in the Utica Forum

Bill ClitOn

Utica, NY

#1 Apr 19, 2014
10. If you can’t wait for college football season to be delayed or cancelled because the student athletes are union employees.
9. If you believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing that same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
8. If you believe the government will do a better job of spending your money than you will.
7. If you believe Freedom of Speech critically important, as long as nobody is offended by it.
6. If you believe regular citizens are way too irresponsible to own guns, and know that your local police are all that’s needed to protect us from murderers and thieves. You are also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your loved one’s home in order to identify their body after a home invasion.
5. If you’re not concerned about millions of babies being aborted, but are passionate about keeping death row inmates alive and comfy.
4. If you think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits; and that we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.
3. If you believe that businesses should NOT be allowed to make profits for themselves. You also believe that they should break even and give any excess to the government for redistribution and fairness, as elected officials and public servants see fit.
2. If you believe judges should rewrite the Constitution as needed to suit those whose agendas would never get past the voters.
And the Number One reason why you should vote Democrat is:
1. You think that it’s better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, fish or frog....

On the other hand, if you now have a headache from reading this list, you probably should not be voting Democrat.


United States

#3 Apr 21, 2014
I'm an Upstate NY hick and I think that list is hilarious.
This will slay at the country club this weekend.
Vote for dims yeah

Lowville, NY

#5 Apr 21, 2014
John Birch Society wrote:
The South will rise again
I hope so. You know what they say...everybody votes dem until they hit 40.
Leroy the Welfare King

Utica, NY

#6 Apr 21, 2014
I be lovin thems democrats! They gives me more benefits! Long live Obama! I be votin for him in 2016!
Troll finder

Waterville, NY

#8 Apr 21, 2014
Aquilinis Hate of Riggies wrote:
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With out the democrats and liberal thought the utica region would be crushed even more than it is. Be careful what you wish for.
Btw, I'm not a liberal or democrat but it's easy to see what would happen there is conservatives move in.
But we're in your head.

Keep coming back.

Utica has you by the balls.
Vote for dims yeah

Lowville, NY

#10 Apr 21, 2014
Aquilinis Hate of Riggies wrote:
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The decrease in government spending would absolutely kill an already dead region.
Better than this agonizing SLOW death thats now. Get it over with already

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