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Tomato Pie Face

Gouverneur, NY

#21 Aug 27, 2013
My name is Cliffy and I want some butttwhole.
Tomato Pie Face

Albany, NY

#22 Aug 27, 2013
My kid just faileded tent grade again. Ize gonna bash his friggin skull in!
CockBarb Zeizio Up

United States

#23 Aug 27, 2013
"My hubby outsourced me to bedbugs!"
Tomato Pie Face

Gouverneur, NY

#24 Aug 28, 2013
Cretin sucked my azzzzzwhole good tooooonight!!
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United States

#25 Aug 28, 2013
Thats freaky! These gangs dress and talk like the cops in other cities!!
Tomato Pie Face

Gouverneur, NY

#26 Aug 28, 2013
I am a fat rashy fk and will tongue dig your male ccccrrrraaaaappppwhole for a $1.00!

Cliffy
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United States

#27 Aug 28, 2013
These goats wandering around almost look like people but the make animal sounds!
Tomato Pie Face

Albany, NY

#28 Aug 28, 2013
Weze gonna hit up the zoo Saturday and then go to the Olive Garden. Youz in?
Tomato Pie Face

Gouverneur, NY

#29 Aug 28, 2013
...and then ize gonna suck azzzzwholes for food stamps!

Cliffy
uterus

Hartford, CT

#30 Aug 28, 2013
Dude please come rescue me!
Tomato Pie Face

Albany, NY

#31 Aug 28, 2013
Hey yo! Makez ur mama cookz us some spaghetti.
Tomato Pie Face

Albany, NY

#33 Aug 29, 2013
As longz as I get my Big Mac I don't care about no strikez.
Tomato Pie Face

Albany, NY

#35 Aug 30, 2013
Tomato Pie Face wrote:
Can uze cumz pickz me up???
Lol
Tomato Pie Face

Albany, NY

#36 Aug 31, 2013
Tomato Pie Face wrote:
Can uze cumz pickz me up???
Bah! Lol

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