Why Is My Nut-Sack Green??

Why Is My Nut-Sack Green??

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smallazz

Marcellus, NY

#1 Dec 22, 2011
I'm getting concerned.
Johns John

Little Falls, NY

#2 Dec 22, 2011
It's from all that action down at the fruit loop john.
Ewwwwww

United States

#3 Dec 22, 2011
where you with harmoy speciale? that could explain it. lmao
big buns

Venice, CA

#4 Dec 22, 2011
Adjust your computer monitor.
the Crust Master

Utica, NY

#5 Dec 22, 2011
Have you been with any dirty Bosnians lately? After i had sex with a square-head my D*ck went all lazy and started stinking like B.O., Then the tip turned into a square and all its teeth but one fell out. Then my D*ck bought a SHlTTY pick up truck and said that it was a licensed contractor. So i hired it to fix my chimney but when the job was half done it disappeared and i haven't seen it since.,,, until last week when it beat its girlfriend up and got arrested.. So i finally had sex with an American girl and now its all back to working condition !! REmember.... the 2nd mouse gets the cheese!!
gangrene

United States

#6 Dec 22, 2011
Cause you jerked on it too many times attempting to suck it yourself.

Now take a sharp knife and do a bobbit on it.

Level 1

Since: Sep 11

Location hidden

#7 Dec 22, 2011
You deserve it.
True American

Gouverneur, NY

#8 May 20, 2013
you are a dirty Muslim!
Cliffys Mammy

Gouverneur, NY

#9 May 20, 2013
Stay out of my green clam.

Signed,
Cliffy's mammy
veggie

Gouverneur, NY

#10 May 21, 2013
too much salad and brocoli

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#11 May 21, 2013
You must have let Kim Celecki sit on it. Keep her off your face!!! That's a bad scene!
the truth

Baltimore, MD

#12 May 21, 2013
You took St. Patricks day way to serious, LOL
Tub Thumper

Windham, NY

#13 May 17, 2014
Green is the new pink
Daves Mammy

Gouverneur, NY

#14 May 17, 2014
Did your nutsac come in contact with my mother's green clam? It happens.

Signed,
Dave Smith
smallazz

Utica, NY

#15 Mar 29, 2016
now its turning orange, like Donald Trump.

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