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Utican Urchin Unrest! Val Balais Aflame!!

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Utica phisicists

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#1 May 2, 2014
The natives in Utica are getting restless and torching the much ballyhooed Val Bullsbit Ski Bump. All that's missing is the pitchforks.

Fatal stupid Utican fail? Straw doesn't make good kindling for steel.

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Fire crews respond to several raging major fires being set on the ski hill at Val Bialas
By WKTV News

UTICA, N.Y.(WKTV)- Some moron started several fires at Val Bialas Ski Center on Friday evening while trying to smoke crack from a French Horn converted into a high bypass crackpipe.[Invented in Utica along with the Methhead-Zippo]

Utica police say the major fires were started in the hay that surrounds the base of each pole of the holy ski-lift in what police said at first appeared to be an ingenious plot to engulf the ski lift and try to set this great city on fire.

62,382 Utica Fire Fighters were called to the scene and 1 used foam to douse the flames.

One crackhead heroin addict was taken into custody, but police have not released his identity due to heavy, disfiguring bruising.

The investigation continues. At some point. Maybe.
No Nightlife and Riggies

Clifton Park, NY

#2 May 3, 2014
Utica phisicists wrote:
The natives in Utica are getting restless and torching the much ballyhooed Val Bullsbit Ski Bump. All that's missing is the pitchforks.
Fatal stupid Utican fail? Straw doesn't make good kindling for steel.
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Fire crews respond to several raging major fires being set on the ski hill at Val Bialas
By WKTV News
UTICA, N.Y.(WKTV)- Some moron started several fires at Val Bialas Ski Center on Friday evening while trying to smoke crack from a French Horn converted into a high bypass crackpipe.[Invented in Utica along with the Methhead-Zippo]
Utica police say the major fires were started in the hay that surrounds the base of each pole of the holy ski-lift in what police said at first appeared to be an ingenious plot to engulf the ski lift and try to set this great city on fire.
62,382 Utica Fire Fighters were called to the scene and 1 used foam to douse the flames.
One crackhead heroin addict was taken into custody, but police have not released his identity due to heavy, disfiguring bruising.
The investigation continues. At some point. Maybe.
You're wrong. It was 62,383 firefighters that responded.
broken scanners Riggies

Rochester, NY

#3 May 3, 2014
more would've shown up, but they were busy at various bars on Varick St. and didnt hear the horn
Stop

Lowville, NY

#4 May 3, 2014
It's a good thing they didn't have to call up some of the 86,489 retirees. Yes it could have been worse.
Olive Gardens and Riggies

Clifton Park, NY

#5 May 3, 2014
Stop wrote:
It's a good thing they didn't have to call up some of the 86,489 retirees. Yes it could have been worse.
Would they receive overtime pay?
Lol

United States

#6 May 3, 2014
Stop wrote:
It's a good thing they didn't have to call up some of the 86,489 retirees. Yes it could have been worse.
Lol!
Lol

United States

#7 May 3, 2014
Olive Gardens and Riggies wrote:
<quoted text>
Would they receive overtime pay?
Of course! Along with the customary NY Union "Thinking About Showing Up Tomorrow" pay and the "Holy Ski-lift Hazzard Pay".
Murnane Field and Riggies

Clifton Park, NY

#8 May 4, 2014
Lol wrote:
<quoted text>Of course! Along with the customary NY Union "Thinking About Showing Up Tomorrow" pay and the "Holy Ski-lift Hazzard Pay".
Lol!

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