Bonamassa gives cheap advice

May 4, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: The London Free Press

Utica, N.Y.-raised guitar hero Joe Bonamassa has some starting-out advice for the fans thronging to this downtown London show on Saturday.

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His best advice, "Dont worry about petty jealous people from your hometown who never achieved anything and who always try to drag you down for being recognized in your field"
Well then why won't he be his own best fan as usual and take his own jealous advice? And since when would anyone but joe worry about being "recognized" as a wanabe clapton pretender who talks about clapton so much even mike eaton told eric to steer clear hes a bug with a history of girlfriends leaving him when he tells them he digs boys too or whatever that was in canada a few years back? I mean wtf how much of a wanabe is this kid now hes wanabeeing stalked?? LOL!
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Why doesn't he ever speak in a relevant media or on tv like real famous people? Not some local bar coaster deal? Do we gotta hear all about this joker and his big fame hangup again? I have 2 generally miserable half polenesian uncles who could show him how ridiculous that game looks that he even still worries like that. So Joe. So stuck in utica. So 1983.
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Why doesn't he ever speak in a relevant media or on tv like real famous people? Not some local bar coaster deal? Do we gotta hear all about this joker and his big fame hangup again? I have 2 generally miserable half polenesian uncles who could show him how ridiculous that game looks that he even still worries like that. So Joe. So stuck in utica. So 1983.
Bonamossa is the best blues man in the business today. He is acclaimed world-wide, plays to sold out houses every night, and is winning awards every year in the trade mags. THE BEST!!!
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Bonamossa is the best blues man in the business today. He is acclaimed world-wide, plays to sold out houses every night, and is winning awards every year in the trade mags. THE BEST!!!
he's not on any talk shows or tv, no real headline tours. He's a freak boutique act who pretends hes eric clapton. Yay. Another desperate utica claim to superstardom.
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Are you going to proxy fail from clinton and say "Here in London he has lots of fans" again?
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<quoted text>he's not on any talk shows or tv, no real headline tours. He's a freak boutique act who pretends hes eric clapton. Yay. Another desperate utica claim to superstardom.
He doesn't need talk shows. Talk shows are for those who need exposure for their endeavors. He is already at the top of his craft. Go, watch the freaks on the talk shows. Ill listen to the best blues ever.

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We should consider ourselves lucky if he even acknowledges Utica... Ever!
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He is not really that good of a guitar player! Put him next to Jimi Hendrix and he couldn't even shine his shoe's.....
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He is not really that good of a guitar player! Put him next to Jimi Hendrix and he couldn't even shine his shoe's.....
Hendrix is a rotting corpse, I doubt his riffs are all that good anymore, and to be honest, he sucked back in the day too, he was only good because of the other crap that was being played then.
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He doesn't need talk shows. Talk shows are for those who need exposure for their endeavors. He is already at the top of his craft.
Oh yes you sure explained THAT away LOL! "Anything" to explain why nobody knows who he is. Another example of the infamous uticans pretend excuses that are supposed to make sense! An unknown boutique noname hero wannabe with no tv appearances, no films or shows.

LOL! You were doing better proxying from "London" pretending you were "all his thousands" of fans.

Itunes says Joe sold 3 songs last month. That's a "major" deal there lol!

Better book the utica nobody on some talk shows hahahha! He actually pretends he's a big bluesman in the UK to tak advantage of idiots who believe he's superfamous in america.
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Hendrix is a rotting corpse, I doubt his riffs are all that good anymore, and to be honest, he sucked back in the day too, he was only good because of the other crap that was being played then.
More pathetic laughable reasoning. I;m sure dead Jimmi still sells 1000x more music than joe clapton wannabee does anyway. Remember in their own ridiculous words Joe's so "famous" he "doesn't need to do talk shows". Which explains of course why so many more talented and successful people than joe ever will be are still making appearances on real, known, us talk shows. Yo can' make these people's petty delusions up!

Oh an be careful, joe clapton wannabees daddy will come on again and threaten to call all joe clapton bonamassa wanabees "secret service friends" and have you investigated LMAO!
It pretty sad whan marginal unknowns' families actually take the delusions to imaginary stalking levels to add to their percefption of his amazingly enormous, "better than Eric Clapton and Jimmi Hendrix" level of their imaginary fame in London because he doesn't do shyt here in the us.
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Oh no here they go with the unknown "paladia" references over and over again. Has he ever appeared on any real shows not just "palladia" they keep talking about no one has ever heard of? Nope. It's funny considering who I know.... they don't even know what fame is or why it's not what these dreamers think it is.
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His family and local fans are just obnoxious people who believed their own hype. Joe can't sell in the us, and his "sold out shows" are smaller than 300 people. Let's go check out some of the "giant" venues he's "headlining" to see lol!
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His family and local fans are just obnoxious people who believed their own hype. Joe can't sell in the us, and his "sold out shows" are smaller than 300 people. Let's go check out some of the "giant" venues he's "headlining" to see lol!
Actually, his sold out U.S. shows are rarely less than 2000. If you can name a recent show where he played to less than 300 people I'll pay you $1,000! It's fine if you don't like him or want to bash him but you really shouldn't make things up.(I guarantee you won't respond to my challenge - instead you'll just repeat the same disparaging remarks again and again - you have serious issues.)
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<quoted text>More pathetic laughable reasoning. I;m sure dead Jimmi still sells 1000x more music than joe clapton wannabee does anyway. Remember in their own ridiculous words Joe's so "famous" he "doesn't need to do talk shows". Which explains of course why so many more talented and successful people than joe ever will be are still making appearances on real, known, us talk shows. Yo can' make these people's petty delusions up!
Oh an be careful, joe clapton wannabees daddy will come on again and threaten to call all joe clapton bonamassa wanabees "secret service friends" and have you investigated LMAO!
It pretty sad whan marginal unknowns' families actually take the delusions to imaginary stalking levels to add to their percefption of his amazingly enormous, "better than Eric Clapton and Jimmi Hendrix" level of their imaginary fame in London because he doesn't do shyt here in the us.
Oreo cookies are the most popular and best selling cookie in the US. Are they the best? Of course not! Go eat your oreos
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Oreo cookies are the most popular and best selling cookie in the US. Are they the best? Of course not! Go eat your oreos
Good point. Barry Manilow sold a lot more albums than Jimmy Hendrix. Does that make him better?

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