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Make the world laugh with your black joke

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black-failure

Manlius, NY

#1 Dec 26, 2012
What's the difference between dog sh*t and blacks?

When dog sh*t gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
BLACK -FAILURE

Manlius, NY

#3 Dec 26, 2012
How do you stop a black from drowning?

Take your foot off the back of his head.
BLACK-FAILURE

Manlius, NY

#5 Dec 26, 2012
Why do blacks stink?

So blind people can hate them too.
BLACK-FAILURE

Manlius, NY

#7 Dec 26, 2012
Why are there no black astronauts?

Their lips explode at 1,000 feet.
BLACK-FAILURE

Manlius, NY

#9 Dec 26, 2012
Yo an YO mammy have no clue whats coming for ya. Mammy will beg for death like her box.
BLACK-FAILURE

Manlius, NY

#11 Dec 26, 2012
Death magnet wrote:
<quoted text>Is that a threat tuffguy? No problem. Let me tell you something- the day one crooked cop thinks he's got the carbon balls enough to try for my life, he'll drop and he won't be the first person that tried and died for it. And nobody's going to believe what happens at that funeral so pack them in real tight ok? You all live for attention right?
So bring it.
Sleep with one eye open girl, so you an mammy can watch as your life fade tough girl. Wait, keep eye open.
BAM dentures fly.
BLACK-FAILURE

Manlius, NY

#14 Dec 26, 2012
With mammy swapping sickle cell.
munum

Masontown, PA

#18 Dec 26, 2012
youtube.com/watch...
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why were so many blacks killed in the Vietnam war??

because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
dr dirty

Netherlands

#19 Dec 26, 2012
How does a black woman fight crime?

She has an abortion. rolol
Funny

Framingham, MA

#20 Dec 26, 2012
Captain insano Duffy is day you???
dr dirty

Netherlands

#24 Dec 26, 2012
What do a black and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

Level 2

Since: Dec 12

New Hartford, NY

#25 Dec 26, 2012
Q: When is the only time it is acceptable to wink at a black man?
A: When looking through a scope
HoeBama

Whitesboro, NY

#26 Dec 26, 2012
BLACK-FAILURE wrote:
Why do blacks stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
lmao funny ha ha
HoeBama

Whitesboro, NY

#27 Dec 26, 2012
Death magnet wrote:
<quoted text>Is that a threat tuffguy? No problem. Let me tell you something- the day one crooked cop thinks he's got the carbon balls enough to try for my life, he'll drop and he won't be the first person that tried and died for it. And nobody's going to believe what happens at that funeral so pack them in real tight ok? You all live for attention right?
So bring it.
Bad boys, Bad boys what ya gonna do when they come for you?
Unknown Comic

Whitesboro, NY

#28 Dec 26, 2012
There once was a little black boy who was picked on by his white neighbors and schoolmates. He came home sad one day and his mom said go in the rooom and read a book and study and one day they will not laugh. So little Barrack read the book "Pimpin 101" and 10 years later he met Hillary Roddam at spring break and banged her brains out and the rest is history. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha!
PoPo

Whitesboro, NY

#29 Dec 26, 2012
Death magnet wrote:
<quoted text>Is that a threat tuffguy? No problem. Let me tell you something- the day one crooked cop thinks he's got the carbon balls enough to try for my life, he'll drop and he won't be the first person that tried and died for it. And nobody's going to believe what happens at that funeral so pack them in real tight ok? You all live for attention right?
So bring it.
Sure buddy. 1 zap from the taser and you'll be pissing on yourself and dancing like Shirley Temple. When the cops get you they should put lipstick on you before they take your mugshot
Death Maggot

Whitesboro, NY

#30 Dec 26, 2012
Death magnet wrote:
<quoted text>Is that a threat tuffguy? No problem. Let me tell you something- the day one crooked cop thinks he's got the carbon balls enough to try for my life, he'll drop and he won't be the first person that tried and died for it. And nobody's going to believe what happens at that funeral so pack them in real tight ok? You all live for attention right?
So bring it.
<---------admitted murderer? Arent we bold?
known comic

Manlius, NY

#31 Dec 26, 2012
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names.

ROTFLMMFAO

Hamilton, NY

#33 Dec 26, 2012
PoPo wrote:
<quoted text>Sure buddy. 1 zap from the taser and you'll be pissing on yourself and dancing like Shirley Temple. When the cops get you they should put lipstick on you before they take your mugshot
thats awesome!...how true you are

joke:What do you call a barn full of old coons?

A:antique farm equipment !!!
coalburner add fire

Manlius, NY

#35 Dec 26, 2012
Great black women.

21-year-old Cassandra Elyse Norwood was charged with murder and booked into the Athens-Clarke County jail Friday morning. Stabbing her newborn to death 100 times.

Thanks sow, your a hero saving the country.

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