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steve

Utica, NY

#128 Jan 24, 2014
oh boy whoever this slanderous punk is he obviously not worth it rob he probabally does his mother on the bathroom sink then has her lick it up he should go to a good psych and get some good meds the ones he takes are failing his burnt out brain what a pathetic waste of a so called human being this crap is totally out of line go to church theirs
got to be something constructive these misfits can do
Ben Dover

Utica, NY

#129 Jan 24, 2014
Dirt McGirt wrote:
Used to train at solid gold and one time years ago I walked into the second to last stall (it was always a little dark, dank and cramped in the locker rooms there) to pinch a loaf and in the last corner stall next to me there's some shuffling, then gagging and groaning, but I only see 1 foot down on the floor and am like "WTF"? A moment later I hear a throat clearing and slight cough, then the foot turns about and the door opens followed by another different foot and through the 1/2 inch crack of the stall door I saw first the one guy, whom I'd seen around the gym, walk by followed by the second guy who was clearly Rob! I was in disbelief, since neither were ever feminine-acting guys and second, who the fck does that in the gym??? However it was clear somebody was giving and somebody was getting a hummer, and I am quite sure Rob was the likely receiver...?
Hey I'm just having fun, your a real dirt bag saying that crap. Mine are jokes, yours are a prelude to Rich getting hold of you and Pop Goes The Weasel.
ROCCO

Utica, NY

#131 Jan 25, 2014
I AGREE
Bighead

Utica, NY

#132 Jan 25, 2014
Are you people for real? These guys are like 55 years old! They probably need little blue pills to even get it up now. I always liked them though. They were like to Canseco brothers. Big strong crazy and sometimes downright stupid funny. Good guys!
Fun

Utica, NY

#133 Jan 25, 2014
Yep I've known them for years ... Good guys.
JOHN

Utica, NY

#136 Jan 25, 2014
HAY JOE S YOUR FATHER IS A BI HE THUNDERTOUNGUED MY BROWN DOT AFTER I PINCHED A LOAF AND YOUR UGLY SLIT MOTHER WATCHED WHILE FLICKING HER SAGGY UGLY SLIT
BIGHEAD

Utica, NY

#137 Jan 25, 2014
THESE GUYS ARE THE BEST DUDES U WILL EVER KNOW STRAIGHT AS EVER DATS DA TRUITH
George K

Utica, NY

#138 Jan 27, 2014
I used to live down the street from them. From what i understand, Richard was in spec opps in desert storm back in 91. He had a sturdy background since he was the sherif of NYM for a few years. He was court marshalled after killing a few civilians in lybia, thinking they were spies. Rob on the other hand was at the Columbia and some dark-skins tried to jump him but he beat the piss outa them. I heard he put one in a coma for a bit. Dude woke up and is now in a nursing home at like 35 years old cuz Robert beat him down so bad. Either or i sure wouldn't mess with these two.
top secret

Utica, NY

#139 Jan 30, 2014
woooooooooooooooooo im sooooooooooooo scared I just shat my bloomers got to go rewipe change my bloomers
top secret

Utica, NY

#140 Jan 30, 2014
dripped all over my damn socks to
dan m

Utica, NY

#141 Jan 31, 2014
George K wrote:
I used to live down the street from them. From what i understand, Richard was in spec opps in desert storm back in 91. He had a sturdy background since he was the sherif of NYM for a few years. He was court marshalled after killing a few civilians in lybia, thinking they were spies. Rob on the other hand was at the Columbia and some dark-skins tried to jump him but he beat the piss outa them. I heard he put one in a coma for a bit. Dude woke up and is now in a nursing home at like 35 years old cuz Robert beat him down so bad. Either or i sure wouldn't mess with these two.
pure fiction!
Dr Transplant

Utica, NY

#142 Jan 31, 2014
Yes I remember these boys , good boys never complained. They were brought to me as babies born attached with only one penis. Back In those days one would have to go without the penie after they were detached. I had developed a new surgery for transplant at the time. I could not use human parts but was allowed to use animal parts. I transplanted two Bull penie on the boys. That's where the expression hung like a bull came from, right here in Utica NY. Although conventional diapers didn't work we had some made special for the boys. It was hard for the boys but they never complained. Richard told the other children it was his pet snake and Robert told the children it was a club and held it as such. He used to threaten the bullies with it. So when they got older we had to make them special pants. Three legged jeans we told everyone it was the new French style jeans. Kids were mean as usual and called them the tripod brothers. A few years back they learned to twist them into shapes like a clown at a birthday party making balloon animals. Since then no problems. The chicks loved it when sparky the strange looking dog sprung into action as the schlong. They did get banned from fire scenes in Utica though. The firemen kept grabbing there penies thinking they were fire hoses. All in all well rounded fellows and very nice guys even with the handicap of the penie.
top secret

Utica, NY

#143 Jan 31, 2014
that's the truth hear they have only some minor back problems from all that extra weight hay what can you expect I think its worth it they should make adult films dateline and 20 20 want to do a sunday nite special on them their wifes advised against it they know all the ladies will want some freaky stuff from them cant really blame them that's like a dudes wife having boobies so huge you could feed a third world country some guys would want some of that its out of the norm smoking hot
barney

Utica, NY

#144 Feb 1, 2014
some of you guys are to funny. you should write for jay leno he needs better comedy acts. I see a few haters here but the boys have some funny friends.
Toomie

Utica, NY

#145 Feb 1, 2014
George K wrote:
I used to live down the street from them. From what i understand, Richard was in spec opps in desert storm back in 91. He had a sturdy background since he was the sherif of NYM for a few years. He was court marshalled after killing a few civilians in lybia, thinking they were spies. Rob on the other hand was at the Columbia and some dark-skins tried to jump him but he beat the piss outa them. I heard he put one in a coma for a bit. Dude woke up and is now in a nursing home at like 35 years old cuz Robert beat him down so bad. Either or i sure wouldn't mess with these two.
I am the only real law in ny mills. this augistine only washed the cars. I gets paid to do what I wants. I is bigger than life and do what I wants. do not challenge me or I will wreck you and lock you up. yes mayor beeeleck I am running the show not you. you augustines better stay out of my town or your next. I has spoken.
top secret

Utica, NY

#146 Feb 1, 2014
bring it dink weaner
Hogasstine

Utica, NY

#147 Feb 2, 2014
sqeeeeeeeeel, snort snort oink oink, hail the hogasstine brothers . you guys are the best SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL OINK.
brad f

Utica, NY

#148 Feb 3, 2014
I am the real nym whitestown deal step off anal porge but plug you to joe p im da man crusty crack
daisy duke

Utica, NY

#149 Feb 6, 2014
hay luke hay duke can you boys fix me up with rich ide luv ot be fixin a home meal fur that hunk of hard meat we could go fishin after and well ya never know what may pop up can we take the general lee after for a ride to grandpas fur some hair pie
mf diver

Utica, NY

#150 Feb 7, 2014
ya suuuure can

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