nys thruway gestapo exit 31 utica

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Since: Jun 10

Utica, NY

#1 Jun 11, 2010
So I was on my way just dropping a friend off at Albany International Airport, and while traveling back home, as I was getting off the exit the toll lady was stalling to give me my change and at the same time a crazy eyed officer approaches my vehicle from her booth as I was waiting for my change. He came right up to my window and said my exhaust was too loud and that I needed to pull over to the side. The guy might as well have had a Nazi SS badge on his shoulder, as he looked German it reminded me of how it was probably tough like this to get into Berlin during the War, only this was here in Utica. The guy was nuts he went through my whole car looking for drugs, even brought out a German Sheppard to search the car, threatening me with it, I was nervous as I had hid a half ounce of herb in my asscrack that I was luckily able to hide while I pulled up for him, they found none. This guy went as crazy as to open my hood and search my fluid reservoirs, as if my coolant was LSD. He said I was running low on some fluids as well. I was happy that I was to get a free check up on my fluids, but this guy never closed my hood right, and as I was driving down the highway later it flew open causing an almost deadly accident. I would advise people to get easypasses to avoid the Gestapo at NYS thruway exit 31 Utica, or just chuck your exact change at the lady quickly; she’s in on the scheme so don’t let her fool ya.
paisano

Utica, NY

#2 Jun 11, 2010
yea ok u should write fiction books cuz u had me interested dikless

Since: Jun 10

Utica, NY

#3 Jun 11, 2010
No lie, I swear to god on my dead fathers soul, this happened two years ago, just though I should share.

Since: Jun 10

Utica, NY

#4 Jun 11, 2010
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George Noory

Utica, NY

#5 Jun 11, 2010
TheKingofSpike wrote:
No lie, I swear to god on my dead fathers soul, this happened two years ago, just though I should share.
Oh yeah two years ago. I was pulling into the toll booth at about the same time and noticed a green haze enveloping the area. Well since I was driving into Utica I felt things were normal (green haze, odor of rotten eggs) all things as they were from when I left. A Pudgy female toll taker and a Pudgier NYSP Trooper wearing a brown shirt and skull and crossbones on his collar seemed to be performing some type of ancient incantation. I was dumbfounded, The next thing I know I was blinded by flashing lights and deafened by the high pitched sounds of anti-gravitational devices. All this commotion placed me in a sort of suspended animation. I am not sure if I was actually transported to a different planet, possible just a different dimension. But I woke-up at a bar: "That Place" ......I am sure I was probed if not split asunder by their by long pliable tools. I felt so violated, but remarkably refreshened.

True story .......honest.

Since: Jun 10

Utica, NY

#6 Jun 11, 2010
Whatever man its true, ya I exaggerated it a little bit with the whole German and LSD thing, but the lady did stall, he really did just pop out the booth, he did have a dog, and my hood did fly open later on due to him. That's why I don't have any respect for incompetents like him and never will what so ever, he almost killed me by acting so outrageous, why would you not believe that they could do this?
truth is hard to swallow

Rome, NY

#7 Jun 16, 2010
TheKingofSpike wrote:
Whatever man its true, ya I exaggerated it a little bit with the whole German and LSD thing, but the lady did stall, he really did just pop out the booth, he did have a dog, and my hood did fly open later on due to him. That's why I don't have any respect for incompetents like him and never will what so ever, he almost killed me by acting so outrageous, why would you not believe that they could do this?
I completely believe you. Most of these people won't but its not their fault. They're not familiar with what you speak of so it appears absurd. More and more are starting to experience what you speak of as they exhaust their traditional targets. Soon enough the general public will come to know the injustices you speak of...be patient.

Just as important you have an obligation file a formal complaint if what you allege actually happened.
Frog Yourself

Oneida, NY

#8 Nov 2, 2010
No doubt in my mind this happened. I waited at the park n ride for a friend to pick me up last February and watched a woman stand dumbfounded outside her car while this psycho tow truck operator went through every part of her car,took out her luggage and boxes and opened them all, then started removing the inside door panels. All this as a trooper sat warmly in his car. I had waited the better part of an hour for my ride and they seemed to find nothing,but hey,this it New York and I understand evidence is optional and not needed for a conviction. BEWARE NAYSAYERS !!!!!!

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