I Love Marty Poopedhisshorts!!

I Love Marty Poopedhisshorts!!

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KY WELLER

United States

#1 Apr 29, 2013
I love Marty Poopedhisshorts!!!
SREGGIN GNIKNITS KCALB

Fayetteville, NY

#2 Apr 29, 2013
who wouldn't hes not a GGER.

Your gger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy as* almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your gger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other ggers, etc. Experienced gger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all ggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all ggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his ggers as a result. You should never allow yours meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach it to pick cot. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#3 Apr 29, 2013
KY WELLER wrote:
I love Marty Poopedhisshorts!!!
Keep that info to yourself big guy.

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#4 Apr 29, 2013
Very true. I'm not black.

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#5 Apr 29, 2013
Utica Region Is For Trash wrote:
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Keep that info to yourself big guy.
Hey tubbo

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#6 Apr 29, 2013
Marty Peppershorts wrote:
Very true. I'm not black.
Pay your bills tubby.

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#7 Apr 29, 2013
Nice try. Be original rashy fat hands. Its actually very pathetic that you copy everything. Very uncreative as usual.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#8 Apr 29, 2013
Marty Peppershorts wrote:
Nice try. Be original rashy fat hands. Its actually very pathetic that you copy everything. Very uncreative as usual.
Didnt know you invented fat jokes jabba? I personally think I'm hitting very close to home with how defensive you are. You are a fat body aren't you? You have man boobs. You're a fat slob living in Rome who drives a Hyundai and hates his life. You're middle aged and will never be able to leave that cess pool.
SREGGIN GNIKNITS KCALB

Fayetteville, NY

#9 Apr 29, 2013
Utica Region Is For Trash wrote:
<quoted text>
Didnt know you invented fat jokes jabba? I personally think I'm hitting very close to home with how defensive you are. You are a fat body aren't you? You have man boobs. You're a fat slob living in Rome who drives a Hyundai and hates his life. You're middle aged and will never be able to leave that cess pool.
Your gger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy as* almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your gger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other ggers, etc. Experienced gger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all ggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all ggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his ggers as a result. You should never allow yours meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach it to pick cot. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#10 Apr 29, 2013
Oh how wrong you are Cliiford. Not middle aged nor fat lol. Oh yea I almost forgot
Nice try. Be original rashy fat hands. Its actually very pathetic that you copy everything. Very uncreative as usual.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#11 Apr 30, 2013
Marty Peppershorts wrote:
Oh how wrong you are Cliiford. Not middle aged nor fat lol. Oh yea I almost forgot
Nice try. Be original rashy fat hands. Its actually very pathetic that you copy everything. Very uncreative as usual.
What's that fatty?

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#12 Apr 30, 2013
Cliffy, how is your first girlfriend Large Marge?

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#13 May 1, 2013
Marty Peppershorts wrote:
Cliffy, how is your first girlfriend Large Marge?
What's that jiggles?

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