Ted Nugent. Republican Conservative H...

Ted Nugent. Republican Conservative Hero. Draft Dodging Coward

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#1 Mar 2, 2013
Ted Nugent, sick, twisted, insane draft dodger, and beloved Conservative Republican hero: http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/nugen ...

"The week before (his military physical) I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. Poop, piss, the whole shot. My pants got crusted up." He decided to "wreak havoc on [those] imbeciles in the armed forces." After "crying" at the induction physical and "passing out", wreaking of "shit" and "piss", and defecating in a urine cup and on his arms and hands, he was given a "juicy 4F", and decreed unfit for service. "Mission Accomplished."

Yes. The words and deeds of American Patriot, Ted Nugent. Let Freedom Ring.
Republican

Ithaca, NY

#2 Mar 2, 2013
Ted Nugent is an American hero because he stands up to the lies put out by our Kenyan Communist Muslim Dictator!
Ben Gleck

Utica, NY

#3 Mar 2, 2013
I voted twice for Bill Clinton rapist draft dodger.

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#4 Mar 2, 2013
Umm what about guitarist???????

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Since: May 11

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#5 Mar 2, 2013
Gotta love an American "patriot" who wept like a baby at the thought of military service and who shit and pissed his pants for weeks and smeared himself with excrement to dodge the draft.

LMFAO! Can there be a bigger coward? My God!!!
Yep

Manlius, NY

#6 Mar 2, 2013
Gotta love how the last two Democrat presidents (Clinton and Obama) did not serve a day in military service...
L O L

Ithaca, NY

#7 Mar 2, 2013
Yep wrote:
Gotta love how the last two Democrat presidents (Clinton and Obama) did not serve a day in military service...
Yes because the ability to march in formation and shoot a rifle are critical to be a world leader.

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#8 Mar 2, 2013
Great warrior hunter Ted Nugent, who was so afraid of having to serve his country in the military, he literally shit his pants.... over and over and over again.

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