First Date - Clogged Toilet

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Jan 20, 2013
 
I have been trying to get this hottie to go out with me for a while. She finally agreed last night and she came by my apartment before dinner for a drink or two. Right before we left for dinner at Symeons, she said she needed to freshen up before going and went into the bathroom. She came back about 10 mins later and we left. After a tasty meal I dropped her off at her place and went home. When I got home, I needed to take a piss so I went into the bathroom and there was this giant, and I mean GIANT log in the bowl. Surprisingly it went down. I was confused and didnt call her right away. But a few days later we spoke and I mentioned the mess in the bowl. She said she was sorry and didnt want to make a fuss before the dinner date, trying to get that Muskellunge down the drain. She thought all it needed was a couple of hours to degrade down and be flushable.

I now am so grossed out that she pinched a whopper that was at least twice the size of anything I ever produced so I dont think I will go out with her again. But she is so damn hot...

Anyone been through this before, thoughts? should I just let it go ro stay away?
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Jan 20, 2013
 
plumber wrote:
I have been trying to get this hottie to go out with me for a while. She finally agreed last night and she came by my apartment before dinner for a drink or two. Right before we left for dinner at Symeons, she said she needed to freshen up before going and went into the bathroom. She came back about 10 mins later and we left. After a tasty meal I dropped her off at her place and went home. When I got home, I needed to take a piss so I went into the bathroom and there was this giant, and I mean GIANT log in the bowl. Surprisingly it went down. I was confused and didnt call her right away. But a few days later we spoke and I mentioned the mess in the bowl. She said she was sorry and didnt want to make a fuss before the dinner date, trying to get that Muskellunge down the drain. She thought all it needed was a couple of hours to degrade down and be flushable.

I now am so grossed out that she pinched a whopper that was at least twice the size of anything I ever produced so I dont think I will go out with her again. But she is so damn hot...

Anyone been through this before, thoughts? should I just let it go ro stay away?
Have to admit this made me smile. But, IMO, you're a lucky guy. Here's why: I have never seen such a thing, Generally speaking, I've witnessed what would be the equivalent of rabbit or deer droppings.
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Jan 20, 2013
 
She likes the tar-paper
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Jan 20, 2013
 

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I've always been amazed how people love to talk about taking a dump.If it's as gigantic as you say, maybe she could produce another one that could be framed and hung.
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I am a female and even if I had to go I would wait til I got to the restaurant. That is just embarrassing and gross! If she did that on a first date imagine how gross she would be after you got to know her better!
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Jan 20, 2013
 
plumber wrote:
I have been trying to get this hottie to go out with me for a while. She finally agreed last night and she came by my apartment before dinner for a drink or two. Right before we left for dinner at Symeons, she said she needed to freshen up before going and went into the bathroom. She came back about 10 mins later and we left. After a tasty meal I dropped her off at her place and went home. When I got home, I needed to take a piss so I went into the bathroom and there was this giant, and I mean GIANT log in the bowl. Surprisingly it went down. I was confused and didnt call her right away. But a few days later we spoke and I mentioned the mess in the bowl. She said she was sorry and didnt want to make a fuss before the dinner date, trying to get that Muskellunge down the drain. She thought all it needed was a couple of hours to degrade down and be flushable.
I now am so grossed out that she pinched a whopper that was at least twice the size of anything I ever produced so I dont think I will go out with her again. But she is so damn hot...
Anyone been through this before, thoughts? should I just let it go ro stay away?
wasn't this in "along came Polly"?
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Jan 20, 2013
 
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<quoted text> wasn't this in "along came Polly"?
Might have been, but I didnt see that movie. Maybe its more common than we know. One correction is that this happened last weekend not last night. I was thinking of inviting her over to see Pats game tonight.. Guess I will head over to Lowe's and get a heavy duty plunger in case it happens again. I was going to make chicken wings but I think that might be rough. I might leave a contractors bag and the bbq grill tongs under the sink just in case.
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Jan 20, 2013
 
I highly recommend that you keep a book called "Everyone Poops" on hand. It's great to leave around when you first meet someone and it really puts all at ease! Yes, it may be considered a child's book, but it brings out the best amongst adults!
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After she sees that you posted the "big event" on here, I doubt if there will be a second date. Some things should remain private between a couple. If it were me, I'd think you didn't have any discretion.
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Jan 20, 2013
 
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Ask her out again and PLUNGE that ass real good! She's apparently stretched out enough to take 2 at the same time.
shame on you!!
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Jan 20, 2013
 
I am surprised you mentioned it to her after the date though. Tht's one of those things I think I would keep to myself. She needs more fiber in her diet, so if there's an encore, slip some metamucil into her dinner.
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Jan 20, 2013
 
hot or not hot that is just wrong & disgusting!!

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turdmaster wrote:
I've always been amazed how people love to talk about taking a dump.If it's as gigantic as you say, maybe she could produce another one that could be framed and hung.
These people don't really have much class up here in the weeds. That story was pretty gross but it's mild compared to what most of the so called men in the area think and talk about.
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Jan 20, 2013
 
Funny story
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Jan 20, 2013
 
plumber wrote:
I have been trying to get this hottie to go out with me for a while. She finally agreed last night and she came by my apartment before dinner for a drink or two. Right before we left for dinner at Symeons, she said she needed to freshen up before going and went into the bathroom. She came back about 10 mins later and we left. After a tasty meal I dropped her off at her place and went home. When I got home, I needed to take a piss so I went into the bathroom and there was this giant, and I mean GIANT log in the bowl. Surprisingly it went down. I was confused and didnt call her right away. But a few days later we spoke and I mentioned the mess in the bowl. She said she was sorry and didnt want to make a fuss before the dinner date, trying to get that Muskellunge down the drain. She thought all it needed was a couple of hours to degrade down and be flushable.
I now am so grossed out that she pinched a whopper that was at least twice the size of anything I ever produced so I dont think I will go out with her again. But she is so damn hot...
Anyone been through this before, thoughts? should I just let it go ro stay away?
I call BULLSHYT on this story!!! Unless you have some pictures of this hottie (and huge log), I won't believe a word of your story.
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Jan 21, 2013
 
I didnt have time to take pictures.. I saw it in the bowl and instinctively hit the flush !! Even if I did , poop photos isnt exactly my thing. I was just wondering if anyone would even try or a second date after that .. I still cannot figure out how such a big thing could possible come out of her butt. She is about 5'5 105lbs.
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Jan 21, 2013
 
plumber wrote:
I didnt have time to take pictures.. I saw it in the bowl and instinctively hit the flush !! Even if I did , poop photos isnt exactly my thing. I was just wondering if anyone would even try or a second date after that .. I still cannot figure out how such a big thing could possible come out of her butt. She is about 5'5 105lbs.
Cant be that hot if she's that skinny! no boobs (unless fake) & not enough ass( unless fake)! hahaha

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Jan 21, 2013
 
not hot wrote:
<quoted text>Cant be that hot if she's that skinny! no boobs (unless fake) & not enough ass( unless fake)! hahaha
she is very hot in his dreams with fake boobs and a fake ass...because the whole story is fake.
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Jan 21, 2013
 
Well I am just saying wrote:
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she is very hot in his dreams with fake boobs and a fake ass...because the whole story is fake.
And that makes him the biggest turd of all
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Jan 21, 2013
 
not hot wrote:
<quoted text>Cant be that hot if she's that skinny! no boobs (unless fake) & not enough ass( unless fake)! hahaha
Clearly a black guy!

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