Does God masturbate?
jane

United States

#1 Jul 12, 2013
Do you think God relieves his stress with healthy masturbation?
Axe

Whitesboro, NY

#2 Jul 12, 2013
lainey, you are disgusting by saying that.
musterbate

Utica, NY

#3 Jul 12, 2013
He must, look at all the rain and flooding!
Holy Ghost

Whitesboro, NY

#4 Jul 13, 2013
He is into anal sex as well. Just look at all the f*#ked up people in the world. F*#ked up the poop chute.
GOD

United States

#5 Jul 13, 2013
Yes
pasttie

Brooklyn, NY

#6 Jul 13, 2013
As a religious human being I find this hilarious

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