What is a typical "Utican"????

What is a typical "Utican"????

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Opus

Rome, NY

#1 Feb 2, 2011
Please name the different character aspects you notice in the average person from Utica NY? Does upstate new york have its own form of appelachia?

Why do most of utica's youth act like they are from some crazy ghetto or "street" version of "Deliverence"?

Why do these uticans talk with strange local words?

Why do most uticans dress like they shop at target or the salvation army?

Why do so many uticans prize having the loudest "system" but cannot tell the quality of their sound is total garbage because their whole car is buzzing like a hairtrimmer?

Why do most uticans jump from one argument to some other one when they can't win? Why is it that this is a local phenom? It's INGRAINED into the utican.

Why do people from utica claim they are the "best" at everything when they aren't?[Collinite, Grimaldis, Tony's, Joe Bonamazza]

What is the quintessential utican?

WHO is the quintessential utican?

Is there a problem with lead poisoning in this town? Is it all the mercury they dumped in 76 behind in the canal or by the State Hospital where the middle school is now? Is it the remote location in the sticks?

Cmon work with me it has to be something!
Beat it

Utica, NY

#2 Feb 3, 2011
People from Utica aren't shit & we all know that, so what does that make you coming to this Utica Site?? You ain't shit either... So take You & your Opra Winfrey azz questions & ponder them elsewhere!!
Kielbasa Kid

Schenectady, NY

#3 Feb 3, 2011
I come here for the same reason people go to the zoo at feeding time.
And because the more toxins we can inject into the Utica discourse, the faster we can ruin this cesspool of a city.
deidre

Santa Fe, NM

#4 Feb 3, 2011
A "typical" Utican USED to be hardworking, blue collar Irish, German, Pole, Italian 1st & 2nd generation folks keeping their yards, home and neighborhoods clean and safe. A "typical" Utica jew, used to sell these other folks, insurance, bank accounts, floral arrangement, army-navy-camping gear, bagels and corned beef and tried to keep their businesses clean and safe. A "TYPICAL" Utican now is : Black, female, obese, with 4 kids from 3 baby daddies, a secure account at the welfare office, carte blanche once a month on the Food Stamps, no hope and no interest in a job, no education, a bit of a crack/meth habit, dirty children with snotty noses and full diapers, a police record and an Obama bumper sticker on the front window of the rented, soon to be condemned apartment, owned by a jew who no longer cares. Any more questions ?
Utican

Utica, NY

#5 Feb 3, 2011
People from Utica are a hybrid between Prick New Yorkers and New England assholes, we got it worse than anyone in this country and we hate everyone that tries to be bigger than the rest of us. We're a small town so naturally we talk about everyone's business. And we don't have a lot of money so naturally any big idea is suffocated within seconds like Arnold falling on Mars in Total Recall. The weather sucks so we're pretty tough. All the ex-cons move up here to get off the radar so we're naturally rascist. And there is potential everywhere right in front of our faces but the glamour of watching TV all day has made us believe there is no hope for Utica. How's that?
Kielbasa Kid

Schenectady, NY

#6 Feb 3, 2011
On the bright side, the Irish women can't get enough dick when their husbands and fathers are at work or the tavern. Keeps my 'Kielbasa' well calloused though.

Utica Lies and Riggies

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#7 Jun 16, 2014
There's a sign now.

Utica Lies and Riggies

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#8 Jun 17, 2014
Kielbasa Kid wrote:
I come here for the same reason people go to the zoo at feeding time.
And because the more toxins we can inject into the Utica discourse, the faster we can ruin this cesspool of a city.
That would be a blessing.

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