Top 10 Donna Donovan Excuses for Her Son

Top 10 Donna Donovan Excuses for Her Son

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Reno, NV

#1 Jun 18, 2008
Let's hear em!

Reno, NV

#2 Jun 18, 2008
The 70 year old guy was illegally parked!


#3 Jun 18, 2008
He wasn't drinking, he used mouthwash.

Syracuse, NY

#5 Jun 18, 2008
he wasn't drunk. It was an undercover operation to test the effectiveness of public safety in the City of Utica.

UPD failed---editorial to come (biased of course)
OD blogger

Syracuse, NY

#6 Jun 18, 2008
"I'm not a real mom. I'm a cool mom"
i like

Manlius, NY

#7 Jun 18, 2008
pretty creative so far

Manlius, NY

#8 Jun 18, 2008
They were harassing him, because he's white!

Since: Jun 08

Fishers, NY

#9 Jun 18, 2008
Dammit, he was just showing his support for Matt's Brewery. Where's your community spirit?

If you don't drink Saranac, the fire goblins win.
Level 3

Since: Apr 08

NOT From New Hartford

#10 Jun 19, 2008
"I'm a spoiled NH kid. Can't touch me"

Ithaca, NY

#11 Jun 19, 2008
"The problem of being a work obsessed Mom who leaves the raising of her children to a house husband who drinks way too much."
Chuck Norris

Syracuse, NY

#12 Jun 19, 2008
Its a vast left wing conspiracy.... Where's Hillary?

United States

#13 Jun 19, 2008
"He's Irish, Wha'da expect"
Babble On

New York, NY

#15 Jun 19, 2008
UticaSux wrote:
Billy MArtin was his childhood role model...
What about the DWI in YOUR family?
Think back Melon Head.
Cadillac Jack

Utica, NY

#16 Jun 19, 2008
He was rollin down Varick @ 40-45mph. Ripped the door off of the old guys car.
He was on his way to cover a major news story? Or he was reading the paper.

I wonder if the old dude called George Aney??
Captain Crazy

United States

#17 Jun 19, 2008
It was impossible for him to be intoxicated your honor. My son was working on his new paper route.
Oh yes

Ithaca, NY

#18 Jun 19, 2008
Oh yes, an attorney has been called. Remember the kid is only 20 and Donna is, at least in many respects, legally responsible for his actions. Expect the victim's attorney to claim that Donna and her husband knew full well that their son was in the habit of drinking and driving and that they gave their explicit or at least tacit consent to his behaviour.
Otis the Drunk

New York, NY

#19 Jun 19, 2008
He wanted to get his money's worth before the price of gas went up again!
Cadillac Jack

Utica, NY

#20 Jun 19, 2008
Would seem to me Saint Donna would want to end this as quickly and as quietly as possible.


Utica Lies and Riggies

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#21 May 26, 2014
"Sorry officer. My mom Donna Donovan is a fat pig".
Bye Cliffy

Madison, NY

#22 May 27, 2014
Utica Lies and Riggies wrote:
"Sorry officer. My mom Donna Donovan is a fat pig".
My mammy is a two bit hooker! It is heredity, my sister works on her back for quarters also! My name is Cliffy (David Smith) and I recommend my mammy and sister's clams!

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