Has anyone had sex with a watermelon?

Has anyone had sex with a watermelon?

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itsmejd

United States

#1 Jun 17, 2013
I am attempting to have sex with a watermelon. Does anyone know how to make the hole in the watermelon?
look out

Utica, NY

#2 Jun 17, 2013
Real soft idiot.

Do like they did on the movie american pie, fk a apple pie. Just not out of the oven.
Vigilantlys GAY Boyfriend

United States

#4 Jul 9, 2013
I use a potato pealer too carve a hole in the watermelon.

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