How Can I Lower My Balls?

How Can I Lower My Balls?

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droopy

Gouverneur, NY

#1 Nov 22, 2013
They are up too high. I need them to hang more :(
Well

Hamilton, NY

#2 Nov 22, 2013
if they are to high it means they are cold so the constrict to get closer to the body to get warmer. Try a hot water bottle or a hot shower they will be hanging low before you know it.
Funny

Syracuse, NY

#3 Nov 22, 2013
Soon you will be old and sitting on them.
JOE

Clark Mills, NY

#4 Nov 22, 2013
droopy wrote:
They are up too high. I need them to hang more :(
I got alcahol come over have a few drinks we'll talk about your c and then I'll suck on them and you will have fun and feel better too
JOE

Clark Mills, NY

#5 Nov 22, 2013
Funny wrote:
Soon you will be old and sitting on them.
before that happens come to my house sit on my face and make money
JOE

Clark Mills, NY

#6 Nov 22, 2013
Well wrote:
if they are to high it means they are cold so the constrict to get closer to the body to get warmer. Try a hot water bottle or a hot shower they will be hanging low before you know it.
lower them into my mouth and I'll suck on them that will make them hang
Baldlerdash

Ithaca, NY

#7 Nov 22, 2013
Cut off your legs at the knees.
Funny

Syracuse, NY

#8 Nov 22, 2013
I think Joes a flamingfaggot,please stop
Loree Larkin no Hill

Ithaca, NY

#10 Nov 23, 2013
I can do it I'm an expert on hairy balls or shaved balls . I will stretch them with my teeth.
Ay - U live in Utica

Dublin, Ireland

#11 Nov 23, 2013
My dad uses string, then hangs me upside down from it for a hour a day, now they are below my knees an mom loves it.
Supervision

Schenectady, NY

#12 Nov 23, 2013
If your Mom sees what you posted here you'll be grounded!!
Holy Cannoli

Albany, NY

#13 Nov 23, 2013
Tie a string around your gonads, with a brick around the other end of the string. Lift the brick up to your face, drop the brick. That should get it done. Any injuries will be covered by Obama care.
D Shipman

United States

#14 Nov 23, 2013
Bring them on over to my house. I will stretch them over my lips.
Emily Latella

Troy, NY

#15 Nov 23, 2013
Companies on the Internet are always advertising ways you can lower your bills. I would start by setting the thermostat to 65, bundle any errands you make so as to use less gas and maybe get insurance thru geico.
Powerslave

Little Falls, NY

#16 Nov 23, 2013
Get a job and move out of your parents garage, its winter loser.
Rooster

Utica, NY

#17 Nov 24, 2013
Gay!

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