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Keilbasa Breath

Utica, NY

#23 Feb 15, 2014
Should have came over to my place last night. I treated the whole(actually square) neighborhood to a nice fishfry and they said my monkey smelled like cole-slaw.

Utica, NY

#24 Mar 4, 2014
I am literally almost in tears reading this. Beaver hairy Mary omg u are all killing me LMFAO. I shave to keep the crabs at bay LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA. soooo funny wow. Thanks for the entertainment of the day.
Rash Implosion

New Hartford, NY

#26 Mar 4, 2014
Cliffy drove through town and they are checking for rashes.
Community Disorganizer

Florham Park, NJ

#27 Mar 4, 2014
Has anybody ever visited Green Bush, NY, I hear all the girls are tree huggers.

Utica, NY

#29 Mar 4, 2014
Wtf why the fck shave? It's stupid, needless and FUGLY.99% of bald snatches look sinister and even repulsively ugly. Keep the nice soft fur. Maybe trim the edges and hedges slightly,especially swim season, but for gods sakes LEAVE THE BEAVE!
the barber

Utica, NY

#30 Mar 8, 2014
I do many trims and shaves for the girls as well as the guys. being a good village barber I must be able to address the needs of all. I had to go to a special pubic training class to do it right. one bad day I got a tampon string stuck in my electric shaver and I had to buy a new one. I learned to do shapes etc which the people really enjoy. one gal had me do mickey mouse and it came out great. its the new trend people get used to it.

New Hartford, NY

#31 Mar 9, 2014
When I was a kid it was couldn't buy a house there because the kids took it over and raised their family its full of section 8 renters and you are hard pressed to find a person of polish decent living there...we all moved to New Hartford after Herthum won the lottery and started buying houses to rent. Its too bad to...I wouldn't would have wanted to grow up anywhere else...Those polish ladies in the Jr.-Sr. high could cook...made pizza with government orange cheese and nobody makes it better anywhere in the area even today...
Move Out

Utica, NY

#32 Mar 9, 2014
I would move out if I lived there. It has turned nasty from years ago. Trash along the curbside for weeks, blacks and white trash moving around all over the place, actual villager population is sparse, taxi cabs all over the place, kids attending the school that should be in a zoo and no signs of the police doing anything about anything. Good thing I moved some time ago its getting as bad as Yorkville. I wont even drive through it anymore the streets are bad pot holes everywhere. It once was one of the places to live but now its just a hole. As for the shave, I like a bush its a turn on and if it is kept clean its a tasty snack.

Kirkville, NY

#34 Mar 10, 2014
i clean houses and my customers like it all shaved

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